Yesterday I had an appointment with a provider who has excellent reviews and ratings. Her photos looked great. Her rate was high for her city, but the photos and reviews made the rate seem fair.

you've been out $2300 ( or maybe not) and got an experience. Xo

you may have hit the record...

How am I going to know if I want to spend more than an hour with someone I've never met before?

that it is possbile to notice the provider age on her main profile ( it diesn't change at all.. does it) and rewind back the years she is in business. So if reviews date back to 2005 and her main profile says she is 35, plain math shows that she is 45 yo now. Am I wrong?

Do you actually read any of the self-promoting nonsense some of these ladies write?

Bitch, moan and whine.

While part of the blame can be placed on the either blind, tasteless, or cowardly reviewers he relied on, his lack of balls for not simply walking out makes him part of the problem instead of the solution.

I don't care how legitimate a provider claims to be, they are still hustlers who hustle their time for money.

I've had a lot of experiences with fantastic providers. All had excellent reviews. Their photos showed really hot women.

One hour has never been enough, except for these two. With every other provider, if I book two hours I wind up asking if she can go another hour or two.  

I did reviews for both of them in which I said that they were older and fatter than their profiles and photos indicated, and the experiences I had were not like those of the providers' other reviews. I hope the reviews will help other potential customers.

It is not always in the reviews. The pm's are the more valuable way to ascertain the real dealio.  

and I did read all of your replies, how about providing links to your two reviews of these ladies?

Next time you'll assume all of the praise with a grain of salt. And BTW, are you believing all the media has to say?

and not the bad.  

Hey, I'll take some responsibility. I'll have to look for where, but I will. I do PM guys about providers I'm interested in. I didn't on these two, and that's the last time I don't PM.

No!

Fuck, if I weren't drunk, I would really appreciate that little paradox.

You can't trust reviews, because someone will give her a 10 and swear she's the best. What pisses me off is the "GFE" providers who aren't. How hard is it to correct a TER profile? I think it must be impossible. Please write a accurate review, but be ready for the WK's and other TERHOLES to come out from under their rocks and tell you you're full of shit, outright wrong, and must be lying. It happens all the time. I have a short list of reviewers I trust. I have a long list of reviewers who hand out 10's all the time and write BS reviews. Back channel works better than reviews. Start PMing guys who write good (informative) reviews and tell them that you read it. Networking will save your ass and get you some great ass.
 

Why do I read this shit after I posted? Oh yeah ... maybe because I'm under the influence, but in all fairness I misread the Rx about not taking with alcohol. Man were they WRONG. This shit's awesome!

Well,  better than DUI. I think. Some of my best thoughts come while drunk, but I can't remember them the next day. Maybe they weren't that great.

You are like a few women here who have told me privately "I usually screen but on the last few I didn't and one was a cop." The several girls who have admitted that to me over the years didn't blame the cop. They blamed themselves.

Although some ladies seem to forget, lol!

What you’ve done is pay for an invaluable lesson. Although sometimes the lesson doesn't sink in the first time. Over the years I’ve come up with a list of hobby rules that are inviolable. Of course, one of them is that if it’s not the lady in the pictures, I leave, but not before telling her why. I’ve heard a few ‘f&ck yous’ in my time. My rules are not foolproof, but because of them, I have a high success rate. I won’t go into all of them, but another rule is that I never let my cock do the thinking. I’ve walked away from a few precarious situations when I’ve been damn horny.  

I have walked out on several ugly ass hippos... I have kicked out an ugly ass hippo out of my hotel once too but she tried to make a scene too. These fat ass hippos have a lot of nerves and sense of entitlement which makes me laugh my ass off cuz the only thing they are entitled to is the equal and opposite force from the ground which is the ONLY thing keeping their fat hippo ass from falling straight through to the center of earth.  

Think we have been trolled ...again.

He was careless and certainly a lot of it's on him  But how is it a woman who no longer looks like her pix and is therefore marketing herself falsely gets a pass?
They are both to blame.  I leave it to others to figure out if it's 50/50 or anything else

Why would I link to reviews with my real handle when I obviously want to use my alias?

If on the regional forum Friday Shill thread, guys would post "she's a cop! She's a cop!", then I'd get the idea. But instead they post about how great these two are. They're mentioned in the shill threads at least once every two weeks. That's what I don't understand. Could be white knights I suppose.

Mini reviews, and any other public reconditions... It's marketing and nothing else.

Has happened to me before. I give her $50 and say, sorry for wasting your time but we are not going to have good times so this is best solution for both of us.

but I also blame the gutless shills who continue to sing the virtues of some of these OTHFB's that advertise themselves as "young hotties" without a bit of pushback from these gutless, tasteless guys, who won't stand up for themselves, even via PM because they either don't want the women mad at them, or because they simply have no taste and really do consider a five foot two, 175 lb fifty year old woman whose tits sag even more than her bloated stomach to be  a "ten"  

to preserve his anonymity as the reviewer and avoid backlash. However, he said he was getting the backlash.  
That doesn't match up.

I admitted to making a mistake.  

This one has one of those little yellowish envelopes. TER alias's don't have those. But carry on Slim Shady!

Looks like you've caught another one...maybe?

Posted By: MatureGFE

This one has one of those little yellowish envelopes. TER alias's don't have those. But carry on Slim Shady!  
   
   
   
 Steph

! This is exactly why I offer a "lunch only" meet and greet option so that anyone considering booking a multiple hour date can see and talk to me in person first. Shopping online can be tricky and some go way overboard with the photoshop. It happens to me too when I shop online for clothes. The clothes look way better in the photos than what ends up coming out of the package.  
 :/
Sorry that happened to you!  

post your various handles and aliases.