guys show up for a session and expect to be asked to wash up.
I hear I just showered an hr ago or earlier or this am.

I wash everywhere before I see a client. I am clean and neat and smellin nice. I am just askin the same.

I dont want dirty hands playin with my girlie parts. Think about it. Yo touched doors door knobs walls elevator buttons your Junk and s on  wash your hands tey are a germfest waitin to happen.

Smokers...just cuz u can't smell it that doesnt mean everybody else canjt. You reek actually and Im an ex smoker.
chew some gum buy some mouthwash wash your hands hop in the shower when u get here... Seriously!
You really smell. And u wonder why we dont want to kiss you.

If you would have defined "wash" better i mayn't have any ammo here.

I have seen traveling providers who have told me they schedule with only 15minutes in between appts. And they've admitted to only scrubbing with a washcloth. Is THAT what you would like from me?

Many chicks smell like shit too !

I know I clean myself completely. This is how I choose to care for myself when I see someone. What someone else does I can not attest to.
I am sure on both sides there are smelly dirty ppl
Im just sayin what I require is what I also practice...

when you take offense, and take it personally when a woman expresses her frustration about the hygiene of her johns. You are a bigger man than that! Are you saying it doesn't happen? Are you saying she has no right to post her complaints unless she can present evidence that she's not guilty of the same?

On the P&R board we have Priapus who acts as the town sheriff, telling everyone who should be permitted to post, and why. I don't read this board all that much any more, but from what I've read, you seem to have taken the same role. We are all adults here, and can determine for ourselves who to take with a grain of salt. Time to ask yourself why it is that you're so easily triggered!

I read virtually every post made on this board, and I've yet to see it. lol

When you can write a coherent thread, I'll be more than happy to take another shower. With you. I'll even let you scrub MY parts, if you have any doubts as to their cleanliness.

I won't even smoke in your presence, knowing the worst critic of a smoker is an ex-smoker.

But after all that, kinda wondering if you're worth the extra special effort you posting under an alias and all....

I can get pretty cantankerous too if I go more than a couple of days without getting my dick wet!

was of drinking age, if they weren't drinking all together while posting, that they were all adults! But, I could be wrong! lol

You admit some of your 'sisters' are just as guilty as some of the guys as far as cleanliness. They show little respect for their date, dude or lady.

You are.... who?

Maybe some guy that saw you can attest that you weren't all that pristine as you claim to be?

Don't be too offended. I hate alias'. Especially when they come here preaching.

But no matter how much we beg, some guys will never get it!
I just keep a reasonable distance from them and if it's really bad (if they clearly have not showered in a few hours and there's sweat dripping down the balls - ugh, damn, I'm making myself nauseous - I just drag them to the bathroom. I'd rather ruin my hair and makeup than put sweaty, nasty balls near my mouth! - sick -

I will share my method of making sure guys are clean.  First, I will entice them to take a shower with me before the session.  While in the shower, I ask them to close their eyes and I start fondling their privates.  While their eyes are closed, I grab my bottle of strong disinfectant made by using a a quaternary ammonia solution (used in hospitals to prevent bacterial and viral growth on surfaces) and spray it all over their body.  I repeat this until I am satisfied they are absolutely clean.  Oh, by the way, this solution can cause cancer, so be sure not to get any on yourself!



 

I have created what I call my Hobby pack. It is a back pack that has body wash, shampoo, deoderant, tooth paste and tooth brush as well as mouth wash. When I enter the room I usually give a very brief hug and kiss and lay the donation down and excuse my self to the restroom to shower. 9 times out of 10 the girl usually says it is ok  I then head for the shower and she either suprises me and joins me or puts on an outfit that I asked them to wear that I have seen them in and want to see it in person. I do this even if I showered just before leaveing to see the girl because I want to be really really fresh.

You all need to get some lady over here to fuck the taste out of my mouth before I bust out with my AK and end up being on the news tonight!

Just kidding. I don't own a gun. I drink too damn much. They won't let me...

Oh yeah. I dig Priapus. Think I'll go over and join his ass for a few, lol!

And another thing. I might be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!

I do it in a similar manner.
The other thing is - I want her to know that I am really, really squeaky clean.  The only for sure way to do that is to always use her bathroom for a quick shower even if you just showered 20 minutes ago - pits & pubes at least.

I always wash when I get to a providers place. First she knows you are clean and feels a lot more comfortable giving a gfe session. I ask her to join me in the shower so I know we are both fresh. Most agree.

Do you know how maud germs you inhale when breath. Stop breathing. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? If you cannot get appointments from normal folks and have to take skunks, it is your problem. Deal with it and stop whining!

EAT SHIT, ASSCLOWN.

She's a quality provider.



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