My Doctorates in Balloon Animal Anatomy is going to revolutionize the world. That's why you bring the condoms right? I'm so confused I thought this was part of my studying and research for my degree not escorting.  

Everything I know is a lie!  

Back to your regularly scheduled trolling.

I'm putting all of my money into several multi-level marketing businesses.  I'm flat broke now, but they told me to be patient because I'll be a bajillionaire in no time!

The great majority of providers I've met who are students are in the liberal arts and other "unemployable" disciplines because it's in their nature.  I'm talking about the quality providers here, not the down and dirty crowd.  In my experience, these ladies tend to be the intuitive, right-brain types, not exactly inclined to pursue an MBA or sit for the CPA exam.  We nerds should be grateful they're not like us.

hell - I thought you were talking about a hooker school somewhere..... the job....

of working with newbie / wannabe hookers could be entertaining....  

on the other hand,    selling P4P is a pretty liberal thing to do, and doing it well is an art form so I would be happy to convey upon all ladies of the indoor trade who maintain a cumulative average of 8 or better a dual major liberal arts degree in business marketing and customer service.....