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WTF!!! I go away for a few days, and the whole family gets in the act!confused_smile
Aww.Some 1316 reads
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Kryst, as soon as I logged in, I saw that both of my cousins (we call them the Turd Twins at family gatherings) had opened the spigots of spontaneous spooge-splaying and spouted their special blend of bloviating baloney barely  blossoming before the blithering buffoons we affectionately call buds.

I just hope Aww.Full doesn't get into the act.

Now, wasn't this Awe.Some?:)

Aww_fuck262 reads

Take your damn meds already.

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Aww.Some198 reads

no meds, just Mods.

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Aww.Full242 reads

At least I got away for this stupid ass clan and got an edumacation. Dat more than be said for the rest of my aunts, uncles, nephews and nieces.

Also, I am the only one who still has my teeth, albeit not all of them.

Gummy Picnic this cumming Friday.

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Aww.Fullofcrap167 reads

How else is sis going to give out "gum jobs" to the rest of the family???

Where the Fuck did cuzzin Aww.Some run off to anyhow? Who the fuck has been tendin the still?

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Aww_fuck172 reads

cousins aww_osp and aww_mp67 have that thing under control. its making more and more everday. problem is those two fuckheads are drinkin more and more everday.

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Aww.Fullofcrap146 reads

Time to get sister ImaHogg off her fatt ass and get her out there fucking, so we don't lose the farm.

Aww_fuck, What the fuck were you thinking to let either one of them near the still. We're ruined, We're ruined. Oh fuck, I mean Aww_fuck, we are fucking ruined!!!

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johnhuntback208 reads

in a trailer park near you! Get your dance tickets now.

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Aww_fuck165 reads

Aww_yes(you spelled it ah yes)is my two-bit toothless WHORE of a sister who ran away with the Aww_Ringling_Bros._Circus. Have you seen her by chance? My children miss their mother.

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Aww.Some185 reads

She didn't actually run away, she came out of the closet, moved to Thailand and changed her name (among other things) to Aww.Kward.

How do you think Awe.Maw is gonna feel when she finds out?

I aint gonna be the one to tell her. You should.

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Aww.Full172 reads

outside the Aww Clan as "Sir".

If we wanted an garbage from outsiders we call in Aww.Shit and Aww.Crap from yesterdays stupid ass post.

Where's your little brother Aww.Algina? Is he back in the pig pen play with that old sow again?

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Aww.Fullofcrap178 reads

Well if she not good enough for family.......lmao

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johnhuntback171 reads

Yes, I met her two weeks ago in Virginia. She was working the streets under the name of "Ima Hogg." Not having teeth is a blessing for her because she gives great gum jobs! They'll make your eyes water, your toes curl and cause snot to run out of your nose.

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Aww.Fullofcrap156 reads

There is already snot running out of his nose, how are we supposed to know if Ima Hogg caused it? lmao

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johnhuntback182 reads

"Did she or didn't she; only the nose knows for sure."

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GentlemanTom181 reads

this thread is all about but it's making me laugh.

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Aww.Some193 reads

We needed a change of pace.

I thought it was pretty Awe.Some, didn't you?

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Aww_fuck233 reads

was your usige of hiflutent snot nosed uppiti city folk talk.i reckon the dum ass modratirs dont got a fukin clu wht we-ins was gettin at.

country boy can survive

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