from my all time favorite movie...

You can imagine what would happen at gym when they called roster, last name first.

Also, anyone know Dick Hertz from Holden, or ever been phoned in Upton Mass?

There's this guy at one of my accounts. His name is Harry Kent.

Let that roll around in your head for a few.

Now tell me the boys didn't have fun with that in high school...!

..saying it, it's hysterical !

And what was funnier was I was on the phone with her, and he was standing right infront of me, talking shit! So she knew I wasn't bullshitting!

Either he didn't get it, or he was playing stupid, cuz we had a damn good time at his expense!

Try that one with last name first, first name last... GAY DICK!!!!!!!

Hey Zack! How you doin' man?! Warming the ladies up for me I hope?!

Senor, Nawlins is calling, and I'm gonna be there.

You and I gonna meet yet again!

But this time, expect the unexpected!

I saw a restaurant named Bill Dicks!  

Thouhgt it might be the accounts receivable for a bawdy house!!!!!!

And yeah, I knew the Short family.  Richard was a nice guy, but somewhat beaten.