That is so fuckin' funny.....omg.

One time when I worked in Atlanta, we got a new phone system with new voicemail and all.  This girl...well, let's just say she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed....stopped me and my bud one day and said she wanted to ask us a question about the new voicemail.  She said "I think mine is messed up.  Every time I call voicemail, it says 'Betty'."  Now at the time, our office manager was a lady named Betty.  In actuality, the voicmail "voice" was saying "Ready", as in ready for a command.

I've never laughed so freakin' hard in my entire life.  I had to go walk down the hall and get away from everyone to stop laughing.  Maybe you had to be there....but it was classic.  When me and my friend bring it up today, 20 years later, we start cracking up.