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macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 730 reads
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sure you were trolling BP..you always get what you pay for..if you prefer cheap cum-ridden smelly skanks..that is entirely your business..the clinics are usually open 24/7 too..Happy Hobbying MZ..

Posted By: MasterZen
So pull into the hotel for a session right on time. Text my "date" and she's not ready. I watch people coming and going from the hotel for a few minutes and lo I receive the room number, in front of which I happen to be parked and out of which just walked... Yeah.  
   
 When I enter the room, I tactfully suggest a playful shower and toothbrushes.  
   
 Providers, I do admire your fortitude and I respect that you need to make money when you can and on a schedule you can't always perfectly control, but please reassure me that cleanliness is your watchword! I will respect when you need a little bit of extra time.  
   
 And no, I wasn't trolling BP.

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So pull into the hotel for a session right on time. Text my "date" and she's not ready. I watch people coming and going from the hotel for a few minutes and lo I receive the room number, in front of which I happen to be parked and out of which just walked... Yeah.  

When I enter the room, I tactfully suggest a playful shower and toothbrushes.  

Providers, I do admire your fortitude and I respect that you need to make money when you can and on a schedule you can't always perfectly control, but please reassure me that cleanliness is your watchword! I will respect when you need a little bit of extra time.  

And no, I wasn't trolling BP.

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Dr Who revived976 reads

Yep...let's all go to the Notell Motel and park in front of an exterior door.  No chance that this could possibly be observed by the Donut crew  LOL

And you're fucking worried about prior Johnnie boys saliva.

Of course you didn't use BP....you saw her ad in the Reader  LOL

BTW...did the shower even work?  And were those toothbrushes there since 1968?

Posted By: MasterZen
So pull into the hotel for a session right on time. Text my "date" and she's not ready. I watch people coming and going from the hotel for a few minutes and lo I receive the room number, in front of which I happen to be parked and out of which just walked... Yeah.  
   
 When I enter the room, I tactfully suggest a playful shower and toothbrushes.  
   
 Providers, I do admire your fortitude and I respect that you need to make money when you can and on a schedule you can't always perfectly control, but please reassure me that cleanliness is your watchword! I will respect when you need a little bit of extra time.  
   
 And no, I wasn't trolling BP.

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macdaddy1944731 reads

sure you were trolling BP..you always get what you pay for..if you prefer cheap cum-ridden smelly skanks..that is entirely your business..the clinics are usually open 24/7 too..Happy Hobbying MZ..

Posted By: MasterZen
So pull into the hotel for a session right on time. Text my "date" and she's not ready. I watch people coming and going from the hotel for a few minutes and lo I receive the room number, in front of which I happen to be parked and out of which just walked... Yeah.  
   
 When I enter the room, I tactfully suggest a playful shower and toothbrushes.  
   
 Providers, I do admire your fortitude and I respect that you need to make money when you can and on a schedule you can't always perfectly control, but please reassure me that cleanliness is your watchword! I will respect when you need a little bit of extra time.  
   
 And no, I wasn't trolling BP.

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escalade1964712 reads

Is what I recommend when she tells me the room # while he is still in the room.

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DirtyJesus745 reads

Considering the number of cocks she's had in her mouth per day for however many years, I doubt a "toothbrush" is going to have much effect on her oral microbial community... If anything, by brushing, she risks opening sores on her gums and INCREASING your exposure to something some other guy left behind for you! IF you're that much of a germaphobe, you'd better invest in a fleshlight that you can sterilize inbetween uses and just watch other people fuck on some porn...

This hobby is a full-contact sport, body fluids will be swapped, either intentionally or unintentionally from time to time, if it makes you squeamish then perhaps a life of marriage and monogamy would be more for you...
 

-- Modified on 6/21/2013 7:30:34 PM

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macdaddy1944659 reads

so is Penicillin.

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DirtyJesus641 reads

I admittedly play at the lower end of the hobby-spectrum and regularly engage in riskier behavior then most of my peers on the board, so I had that little itch tell me something was wrong on many an occasion over the years... It's just one of the accepted-risks if this is one's sport-of-choice. Still safer than driving in NASCAR IMHO...

-- Modified on 6/21/2013 7:59:41 PM

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inicky46707 reads

You were totally right.  Until you mentioned NASCAR.  That's much safer.

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ToniLove684 reads

ANY place a man is coming in to see a woman should have a shower, toothbrushes, listerine, various soaps, hand santizer, clean sheets and really I could go on and on with more stuff. Things I might add that do NOT cost much at all considering bought in bulk, can go a long way! I just dont understand not having this stuff. Afterall, I WANT to see a man that cares about bieng clean and his health.

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maturebridgette593 reads

in my tote (also some toys ;)) that I bring because I only do outcalls.. How does someone NOT have this at their INCALL????????????????

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Posted By: MasterZen
So pull into the hotel for a session right on time. Text my "date" and she's not ready. I watch people coming and going from the hotel for a few minutes and lo I receive the room number, in front of which I happen to be parked and out of which just walked... Yeah.  
   
 When I enter the room, I tactfully suggest a playful shower and toothbrushes.  
   
 Providers, I do admire your fortitude and I respect that you need to make money when you can and on a schedule you can't always perfectly control, but please reassure me that cleanliness is your watchword! I will respect when you need a little bit of extra time.  
   
 And no, I wasn't trolling BP.

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MasterZen557 reads

Yep. Being unfamiliar with all the hotels in the area, that was a hard call for me to make in advance. But sage advice, very sage...

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Posted By: MasterZen
So pull into the hotel for a session right on time. Text my "date" and she's not ready. I watch people coming and going from the hotel for a few minutes and lo I receive the room number, in front of which I happen to be parked and out of which just walked... Yeah.    
     
  When I enter the room, I tactfully suggest a playful shower and toothbrushes.    
     
  Providers, I do admire your fortitude and I respect that you need to make money when you can and on a schedule you can't always perfectly control, but please reassure me that cleanliness is your watchword! I will respect when you need a little bit of extra time.    
     
  And no, I wasn't trolling BP.

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3mdssa648 reads

no offense Master Zen but that's what you get when ur in that kind of scenario... don't go in next time and find a low-volume provider. Problem solved :)

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Dr Who revived544 reads

We can spend an hour or two glancing at sites and ads....and YOU know that a majority of them will discuss they are "LOW VOLUME".  To some hookers low volume is on 8 a day   LOL

I could care less how many johns a hooker has seen that day...so long as she's clean and perky when I show up.

But I doubt I'd stick around at the Notell Motel...unless I need a donut fix  :D

Posted By: viptaylorsteele
no offense Master Zen but that's what you get when ur in that kind of scenario... don't go in next time and find a low-volume provider. Problem solved :)

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Posted By: ChgoCPA
We can spend an hour or two glancing at sites and ads....and YOU know that a majority of them will discuss they are "LOW VOLUME".  To some hookers low volume is on 8 a day   LOL  
   
 I could care less how many johns a hooker has seen that day...so long as she's clean and perky when I show up.  
   
 But I doubt I'd stick around at the Notell Motel...unless I need a donut fix  :D  
   
Posted By: viptaylorsteele
no offense Master Zen but that's what you get when ur in that kind of scenario... don't go in next time and find a low-volume provider. Problem solved :)

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Dr Who revived515 reads

And in most cases unless the hooker is getting 5,000 per john she is seeing more than 1 or 2 a month.

And I'll bet I could count on one fingerless (and thumb) hand how many hookers are pulling that off  LOL

Of course that is assuming they are using hooker money as their primary source of income.  As most here are!

So it really is a subjective way of viewing who is or isn't high/low volume.  If the john is happy that the gal is really into him...why should any guy worry if she had seen another fella earlier in the day?  

I guess we could agree that high volume is a hooker with a system involving numbers and a revolving door?  Yet some still wouldn't care if she hides that from view.  And honestly, many do.

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London Rayne499 reads

Gonna have to agree. Even 1 a day, 5 days a week is still considered low volume by the majority here. I've heard women seeing 10 guys a week claim to be low volume. If they think they are, so be it. Personally, I find it comical how anyone could debate whether I am low volume, when I put in 40 hours a week posting on TER. Even doing that, I still see 1-2 clients a week. Charging what I do in New Orleans is like charging 1500 in NYC or LA. The guys who live here, won't pay it.  

Then again, I have a mortgage, not rent, student loans, private school, and a child to consider so I do want to make a profit here, or I would not be here to begin with. I don't suck c*ck so my child can be raised in a damn apartment, nor will she go to a shit school or be watched by strangers.  

Just because something is designed to be an additional income, does not mean I am going to piss it away on bs. The thought of me being a hooker at 45 and still having nothing to show, as in Real Estate, Investments, etc. would have me slitting my damn wrists

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inicky46641 reads

He is our barebacking STD petri dish and troll. You can stay safe, however, by sticking with well-reviewed girls charging at least $300/hr.  He shuns them.

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MasterZen638 reads

There should be some type of technology that tags Udo's girls with RFID so we can all avoid them. Maybe a PSA...

Two pages of reviews and over $300/hr. Not BP. Not $1000/hr either.  

Didn't necessarily feel unsafe, just a bit startled and vividly introduced to the more unsavory reality of the hobby.  

Call me a nearly-newbie, but I thought the toothbrush I carry was so I could have minty-fresh breath for her!

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coach618925545 reads

Not to be repetitive here but what in the world would make you want to go in immediately after she was just with someone else? When you perform your screening and selection process do you not look at generic reviews and find out light information? It is not difficult to find out if the lady is low volume or not. If being low volume doesn't matter to you then I understand why you watched someone walk out right as you walked in but if low volume matters you simply needed to leave and tell her why you left.  

I am assuming it was a typo when you used the word hotel and not motel because to me if it is outside entry it is a motel no matter what the establishment calls themselves. If you choose to see a lady in a motel then good luck with that.......

Posted By: MasterZen
So pull into the hotel for a session right on time. Text my "date" and she's not ready. I watch people coming and going from the hotel for a few minutes and lo I receive the room number, in front of which I happen to be parked and out of which just walked... Yeah.  
   
 When I enter the room, I tactfully suggest a playful shower and toothbrushes.  
   
 Providers, I do admire your fortitude and I respect that you need to make money when you can and on a schedule you can't always perfectly control, but please reassure me that cleanliness is your watchword! I will respect when you need a little bit of extra time.  
   
 And no, I wasn't trolling BP.

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