Today's post on the Suggestion board has the kernel of a million-dollar idea, so let's expand upon it and we'll all soon be sipping Margaritas south of Cali. Auctions to be conducted on Skype. GaGambler bankrolls the enterprise and sets up an operations center in Nevada with call lines and rows of buzz-cut operators at computer stations like Houston Control. Cosette and London Rayne take turns switching between roles as Vanna White and Pat Sajak, introducing the Providers who are up for bid and keeping a running tally of bids and catty comments from the peanut gallery. Basically, a Provider comes out with an opening bid for a date that is set to start two hours from the opening. As the other poster envisions, this would be a boon for Providers facing rent day or other pressing circumstances. OK, this is as far as I can take the vision without an MBA degree. Need your input to "flesh" out the proposal before we lease out space, so please put on your thinking caps and pitch in. Thank you in advance
But it could never work. Ebay requires a full refund if the pictures and description are not accurate. Given the current state of Eros, the refunds would far outpace the revenue.
I get lots of free sessions that way
epic! i love it. good concept. but unfortunately the refund policy would be too tricky lol
Cheat-Sheets to handicap the bids: Inicky & HarborView.
Accounting & IRS compliance reporting: All the CPA brothers (you are bros, aren't you?).
Customer closing statements ("Did you find everything you're looking for?"): Escalade.
Enforcement: Julia'sSecret & BigVern.
Policy & Decor: Ridgetucky & MrFisher.
Best grips: Courtney & The Hound.
Musical score by: CurlyW.
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should contact the only person on this board who has gambling as part of his handle?
anyway we don't care if management knows what it's talking about. Just adds spice to that moment when you find out who's behind the door.
You've been reading the funny papers; haven't you?
being having a few words with him. Try the position for a month and if you don't like it we'll move you into Packaging. Best Regards, D
Just don't set your expectations too high.
Hobbyists could auction themselves to providers. The bid would be the price the dude would have to pay to get a girl to see him.
"Anybody for [[insert name of annoying-ass poster here]]?? Would anyone see him for $300? No takers? $500? No takers? $1000? No takers? $10,000? Wow, no hands. Can I have a million? OK, SOLD...and here's a complimentary TUB of lube and some severe-looking S&M gear, you'll need it!!"
The thing is it's about the women "lowering their prices anonymously". For whatever circumstances. So I suggest more like a site or section kind of like the ISO section that is time sensitive:
-GaGambler:
-Asking: looking for a spinner Asian for 30 minutes (gotta keep it short because I've been drinking and need to fuck 2 more women today).
- Time: 3pm
- Budget: $333.33 (cause I'm so loaded)
That way, if someone charges $700 an hour but they're free and are willing to do a half hour without it being out there for all to see, they can accept without too many people knowing, they can be like "I'll take that". I think that's the hardest thing about all this. The inefficiencies of scheduling and matching up of rates. So what is your perfect schedule worth?
I'd like to be product manager of the site please because most sites look tacky and there's so many ads it hurts to even look at them. I can also run operations.
My threshold for a budget is also pretty low as long as I'm free so watch out, you could be sending me on a downward addictive spiral. But come on, this would put men in the driving seat. You get to choose from the ladies at your specified budget.
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we're going to need you when we go brick&mortar with a pilot store near Central Park South in the old FAO Schwartz space. Thinking Costco business model.
Will test drives be available before I make my final selection?
Your annual reviews will determine whether you fill the spot permanently. You are expected to audit sufficiently in order to be statistically meaningful.
President of QC, having to audit our products sufficiently!!! I'll be working OT everyday!!!
We are definitely not a car dealership, although there will be specials on lube jobs, and of course we always check your pressure, spark, and battery life. Merchandise may be repainted and/or have aftermarket parts.
Ok, I will be happy with a salary for operations management, equity for being an investor, and freelance income for sexy times. But QA has to be open minded about seeing:
-young and old
-skinny and fat
-black and white
-dumb and smart
ALL TYPES
-young and old
-skinny and fat
-black and white
-dumb and smart
ALL TYPES
and we must remind you that Providers will be working strictly as independent contractors. BadCollegeWoman and BigPoppysan will contact you regarding IRA deductions and OSHA disclosures.
This could be an opportunity for some of the younger, less affluent hobbyists to get in on the ground floor.
pitching in & I'm sure you will carry this through to success. We anticipate beta testing the website early next week, then opening for business in all 50 states + Puerto Rico and the Lesser Antilles.
She'd be the first to figure out how to make this work. Or at least the first to try it.
Ha would love to have an ebay shop selling my services, wonder if put my site details up how long before its taken down