I did not kill Nicole, and I didn't try to steal my memorabilia.  I wanted to clear that up, since I know that y'all talked trash about my buddy Mike Vick.

The worst part is that I was gonna drive up & down the strip with my buddy AC tomorrow, but those damn cops came after me before Al left the strip club.

I sure hope that Johnnie recovers from his fatality, cuz he was a really good lawyer.

I was thinking about throwing a party and was wondering if you could round up some friends and come on up to NY.... it is so lonely here what, with Hillary out on the campaign trail... and they would not let me hire those darlin' sweet college interns... (I have no idea of why not!).

Oh, and as for strip clubs, OJ, there are some really fine shows in NYC... and you and I could really have some fun.  Don't worry about a thing... Uncle Billie's got your back... Heck you should have even plead guilty.... as I had all those pardons to give away and you know I've always admired football players... well, players at least....

I was a Nixon supporter, but not an OJ fan.  If you weren't guilty, why did you write a book?

Swim

Do you know something the rest of the world doesn't yet know?

But it was words not deeds.

I'm referring to Ron Paul.  He has huge ankles.

I'm referring to Ron Paul.  He has huge ankles.

but unfortunately, you were too hot headed and full of yourself to have the foresight to stop yourself.

Someone played a cruel trick on you since you aren't all that hard to figure out since your temper is well known.

xo Lisa

Poor OJ. I think he's turning Nuckin Futs!!!!!lol