You know, I read this, just about gave up figuring it out, then read it again, then mouthed the words "soft downy beard", and then it clicked, even though the two sounds bear no resemblance unless your on a subway, in a loud bar, or Steven Hawking is pronouncing them. But I truly laughed out loud when it clicked, and I thought "JP must be a twisted MF, or a savant, or both to come up with this kind of stuff on a consistent basis" Keep it up, in both senses of the phrase!