I almost hurled eating 3 different girls on 3 different occasions. Two of these girls left such a STENCH on my fingers that I had to wash my hands several times and they still reeked like rotting fish heads.  

Thanks!

Ok, sorry for the rant, but here we go.....

I recently seen a lady had a good time with her and she was willing to please. I was a total gentleman and the session was decent. Here's my problem:

Before I see a lady, I make sure I'm in tip top shape. Like the Outkast song, "So Fresh and So Clean Clean" I always am anyways, but even more so before I see a lady.

This time around, I felt cleaner and my hygiene was better than the provider I saw. She had a mild odor coming from her va-jay-jay, not bad, but a small scent. Her kitty was not trimmed neatly. The hair was kinda grown and she did a poor job of trimming. Don't get me wrong, she was attractive, but could have done a better job preparing herself.

Meanwhile, I have fresh shaved balls, super clean cock washed with Axe body wash, not to mention my whole body is fresh out of the shower washed with body wash. And I'm even one of the guys that keep my ass shaved because I hate body hair. And I always smell good, I've had plenty of ladies compliment me of my hygiene and how they wish more guys they saw were as clean as me.

I'm using an alias because I don't want to hurt the ladies business and call her out. It's not like she smelled terrible, maybe it's just because I'm use to seeing ladies in tip top form (Like my ATF). I'm just pissed because I saw someone that I shouldn't have seen. Her reviews were good and pics looked good. But we all know that doesn't mean shit. I should have seen my ATF. If you're reading this ATF, you are a gem and absolutely adore you. More ladies need to take notes from you and be the perfect specimen you are.

I know this doesn't apply to most ladies, as most of you are perfect companions and total sweethearts. But to the rest of you.....Please get your shit together and be on top of your game. When I pay for pussy, I EXPECT you looking good, hair done, nails done, freshly showered and smelling like a box of roses.

Thanks for listening to my rant.

Your boy, Young Money

Your on it! Good for you!

Well..

I use a combination of your basic hair clippers. beard trimmer and your traditional face razor. In case you're wondering, I have two pairs of each. I have ones I only use on my face and hair only. And other ones that I use on my body and ass. Obviously, the ones I use on my ass I don't use on my face LOL.

Im telling you man...

It sounds gay to do, but it's so much better and it looks better too! At first it will take some time, but I'm use to it, so I do the whole process rather quickly.

That's how I roll playa!

Gots to look fly for the ladies!

Holla atcha boy.......Young Money

Didn't you learn in high school to start kissing your way down from their neck and is there is any stank you make a Uturn

Give her a stank review and move on. I can't believe I wasted so much time reading most of this post.

Since you brought it up.

Keeps me regular too.

The provider was young, european, hot body, drop dead gorgeous face. But as soom as she took off her robe, I sniffed body odor. The session went down hil fast. DATY was out of the question. I considered the session a waste of money and won't ever repeat with her.

you bet cha! Its appreciated, really!