Ok I don't judge Whatever people like is their buiseness . Out of curiosity why has this become a thing ? I really don't get it...

I buy her shoes, still no loving.  Is that what you are referring to?  You sound like a nice Jewish girl.  However, if I bring you home to my mother, you better know how to spell.

I make the money, my wife spends it all day.  Too many shoes to count.  I’d like to see her wear a pair for my yearly birthday sex, but she always says no.  I guess I know Findom well.

 
Mother would definitely not approve of you.  Not the foul mouth as mother can lay down a string of explatives while nagging me.  It’s because you can’t capitalize either.  Sorry.

and not a new thing either.

 
The stock market, Vegas, Home Shopping Channel, etc.

 
Our world is nothing but a big money vacuum cleaner to satisfy some primal urge to end up penniless.

 
If a comely toothsome wench should be the vacuum hose, why any surprise?

 

(Note:  It is not my thing.)