... When you are off to the bathroom to freshen up and you ask us to get comfortable ?

I'm never sure whether I am suppose to get naked and ready the trapeze or whether I should stop at under shorts or simply sit back and relax and strip when you return.

I have always vowed since taking up this hobby that I would NOT strip down until my provider partner is as well. I wouldn't want her to head for the bathroom asking me to get comfy, I strip and lay on the bed only to find LE returning with her and catching me in a very awkward moment.
Not really much of a chance of that happening however because I have seen very well reviewed ladies, that is with the exception of Sam Per Diem, that I took the ultimate chance on and won.

Anyway ladies, what do you prefer we do. Would you rather return from the bathroom to find us clothed or naked.
                            .....................................
And btw, it sometimes takes my breath away when you return from the bathroom wearing just the tiniest pair of panties or
completely naked as well. I find that extremely hot !


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...but one thing that I have always been certain of is that once the clothes come off there is no more need for discussion.

...back in my younger days when MP's were everywhere I would sometimes begin taking the clothes off in the reception area as not to waste time.
Receptionist thought it was.......different.

... but I do have to admit that in the past I have been more than a bit clumsy at the "Naked or Not" phase of the date.

After today......not so much !

I can't believe no woman has ever told you that.

I usually do just that, and just take my clothes off.

...but your right, it is said often enough.

However the poster admits to stripping down seconds within entering so an invitation from the provider to get comfortable isn't necessary.

and I know how to take a hint.

The only time I ever heard the "Get comfortable." line was with a civie gal I knew in college.  I decided to really be mischeivious  and undressed and went over to her closet and found her most diaphanous gown and put in on and then decked out on her bed.

She was in stitches and I remained a virgin for another three years.

Live and learn.

....so what is it.....nude or otherwise ?

...that means that you have been drinking tonight.

Is Mikey in town ??? Okay, maybe not.

I just cant take your post as completely honest and true if you are not completely sober.

Sorry sweetie !

....but dressing up in female attire while on a date is...............

............just a tad scary.

When I tell a gent to get comfortable I mean he should get naked.Unless he wants me to do it which can also be very fun.The interpretation of comfortable will vary some are the same as you they really do not know so when I come back in the room they have a bit of a confused look on their face.Then there are some I do not have say get comfortable when I come back they are ready.On a few occasions when I tell a gent to get comfy and I come back with my little bitty thong on they want to talk which is fine so they have not taken anything off yet.We start to have a conversation which surprisingly doesn't last too long the concentration on the conversation has flown out the window when I start my private dance or break out my naughty toy!

I usually mean to get naked and either get on the bed or get on the massage table.

I usually have to go down and let the guy in the hall door, so I cant answer the door in sexy lingerie or panties...I have to appear to look like I am meeting business clients.. so I wear slacks and a blouse or a skirt and a blouse...

I tend to go in the bathroom and get into some sexy lingerie or I get naked, a robe etc

I hope when I come out they are similar lol

Because well before you've stripped, you've already given her the money.  At that point, if she's LE you are toast.  You won't be getting the chance to show her your tighty-whities.  And, yes, when she says, "get comfortable," that's also code for "take it all off."

Get comfortable? Seriously? I've never heard an escort say that. Is it supposed to be a code that cops can't crack? lol! If she thinks I need to be told how the script goes, I'd expect her to say, "Take all your clothes off."

Anyway, I usually just strip down to my boxers within seconds of entering, whether I'm told to or not, then leave it for her to take them off when the time's right.

is this GFE or the fucking doctor's office?  taking clothes off bit by bit is part of the fun for me.  a girl in a sun dress with the top half off and her panties around her ankle while I doggie her is awesome.  take my clothes off and wait on the bed?  you might as well take out my appendix.

I'm any youngster, but I've only been doing this since Spring 2010, and the girls I've seen were almost all born since about 1985. It would sound kind of corny coming from them, even if I did give them reason to say it.

BTW, I don't mean to knock 70s porn in any way. That shit was happenin, bro.

They're lucky if I'm even WEARING clothes when they come to see me.

I've had that same feeling when I stripped then had to wait around for her. All that's missing is the paper bed cover. Aside from that, I don't much care what pace my own clothes come off, but I definitely want most of hers to stay on at first, then just get pulled up or down for the sex.

In answer to that I prefer that you do whatever you are comfortable with.  I've had some end up in just their undershorts and others completely birthday suited which I do find hot.....  sometimes I might just want to strip you myself though... lol  Most of my gents have a nice kiss for me at the door and a glass of wine for us to share before we wanbder off and "get cozy"

on another note... I honestly wish some of you fine gentlemen would tell me you'd love to see me in a negligee or a teeny thong and whether you'd like me to show up in jeans and a shirt or a cute dress as I do own a lot of underthings from when I was a dancer.  I own a flogger and a couple toys as well an can brinbg those if requested .  don't be shy asking me if I can bring certain outfits and I certainly welcome you providing a certain outfit or shoes or undies if you prefer.....

back on track,  I can't answer for all of the ladies but I  do prefer my gentlemen be comfortable and if that means posing on the bed  nude then so be it.....  I find you sexy either way...   ~Ashley~

you sound like my kinda guy lol..

I  have never in 7 years needed to do that!
But if during a session I have to get up to go the the bathroom, I let my friend know to get a grip on his cock and keep it hard until I return!

But you already kow that mr.romeo

I want to kiss those inner thighs before the panties come off... the bra pushed aside to lick the nipple... some grinding of pelvises so she can feel my bulge and I can feel her heat through my pants...

that's how o'l HalfHour rolls.


HalfHour

Ah....now I get it!  You have been making up for it ever since !

Just cause mrfisher has the tripod thing going on and can lick his own eyebrows doesn't mean he's any better than the rest of us.

I really fucking wish you guys would lay off the hero worship deal about him. He's just a regular guy.

yet, I do Know what Im writing at this time.. a little odd that you dont believe me because..If you knew me you would know I have adhd and have a propensity to writing quick and making possible mistakes on grammar and spelling..
To answer your question NO Mikey is not in town
Ill remember to make sure to dot my I's and cross my t'e when answering your posts...
Have a great evening and remember do not read more into a post than what is for ...
sincerely
Lorena de leon..
I hopenI  spelled properly on this post.,.: ))))------------------

noted transvestite (though solidly heterosexual) C film director Edwaard D. Wood (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc.) has been a hero to me since I first saw his films.  In fact, I use his photo to represent me on the Hobbyistblogs site.

I also have to admit that I love wearing my soft rayon Aloha shirts in the summer.

There is a long tradition in the English theater of men dressing up as women (and vice versa) from the time of Shakespeare to the present. (Monty Python comes to mind.)

I guess I get caught up in it from time to time.

I hope they already have done that.  There has been the who blinks first a couple of times to see who starts.  Sometimes it is a race other it is a show.  got to love it all.

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It's nobody's fucking business why you said what you said. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Btw, that's who that is on your blog deal? They never did get back with me.

He wouldn't do or say anything to intentionally hurt your feelers. You know this, right?

and you MP67.. Im all good.. Its all fun and play..xoxo to you both !!
Lorena de leon aka Lovely lorena
thats why they call me "lovely" because Im genuinely..LOVELY!!! in and out of the room.wink )--