Was with a special lady last night... she was telling me that at her son's baseball game earlier in the day one of the other kid's dads asked her about her marrital status etc.... and he told her ... well I guess your a MILF! lol!!!
but doesn't that phrase mean "Mothers I'd LIKE To fuck"? What do you call "Mothers I've already fucked?" A MIAF? doesn't quite sound right.....
Mothers Day Poems M - O - T - H - E - R "M" is for the million things she gave me, "O" means only that she's growing old, "T" is for the tears she shed to save me, "H" is for her heart of purest gold; "E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining, "R" means right, and right she'll always be, Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
Wonderful Mother God made a wonderful mother, A mother who never grows old; He made her smile of the sunshine, And He moulded her heart of pure gold; In her eyes He placed bright shining stars, In her cheeks fair roses you see; God made a wonderful mother, And He gave that dear mother to me.
Mother's Love Her love is like an island in life's ocean, vast and wide A peaceful, quiet shelter From the wind, the rain, the tide. 'Tis bound on the north by Hope, By Patience on the West, By tender Counsel on the South And on the East by Rest. Above it like a beacon light Shine Faith, and Truth, and Prayer; And thro' the changing scenes of life I find a haven there.
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