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no_email 3 Reviews 810 reads
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he's full oh shit too, I think the dumbass wanted to debate a review one day.

 
I don't believe fathead was the hooker or the john. WTF was there to debate?

inicky462827 reads

Yes, it's true.  My little Tuna Taco/Love Monkey told me the last few scrapes she's gotten into here have made her realize she no longer enjoys the boards.  I suppose she may lurk a bit and she claims she won't post any more.  Do I believe it?  Well, yes, but do I also believe she will ultimately re-incarnate herself?  I'd say the odds are quite good.
We shall see.  GaG, set the over and under, please.

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GaGambler1368 reads

I wouldn't be surprised that if I set the line at 5:00 PM that she wouldn't reappear at 5:01 PM, but I would think that the line would be set in hours, or perhaps days at the most. No way have we heard the last of her. That line is "off the board" as no one is going to take the side "gone forever". Those odds would be as long as the powerball.

Ok, now where are we possibly going to find another middleaged hooker with delusions of adequacy to replace her for the few hours that she will be MIA? Sounds like a tough task, but I bet you that we will muddle through.

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AnotherDonJohn1012 reads

As of 1130am. Actually make that 220pm...
Either:
-she was tidying up there and is then gone
-or she intends to stick to fresh meat with the TS handle and adopt an alias here.  


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inicky461081 reads

She said she was "done" here and was going someplace that wasn't so judgmental.  So perhaps that's the Newbie Board.  Odds are she'll be back when she feels she can take her training wheels off.

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no_email857 reads

I bet TS would laugh, if I tickled her ass with my feather.

Posted By: inicky46
She said she was "done" here and was going someplace that wasn't so judgmental.  So perhaps that's the Newbie Board.  Odds are she'll be back when she feels she can take her training wheels off.
 

Taylor, I can't be president with out my first lady

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inicky461025 reads

One never knows.  She considers herself quite the game-player so I would never assume she wasn't playing me.  Still, she seemed genuine, for what that's worth (not much.).  Personally, I don't care. One way or the other, it's just a game on a fuck board, signifying nothing.

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GaGambler1058 reads

Now she might feel obligated to come back here in an attempt to look like she "won" some imaginary game she was playing with you.

and this also begs the question, just how bored are you to be having PM conversations with our favorite GILF?

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inicky461154 reads

Of course you are.  But what did anything I wrote have to do with "sour grapes?"  As for why there was a PM conversation, she sent me a couple of messages this morning asking why I was being so mean and then told me she was leaving.  No harm in playing along.  I'm sure she's gratified at all the attention she received.
Also, I'm fighting a little "Tourista" today and am not quite up to snuff.

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GaGambler1018 reads

Actually it's right up the road from Jaco. lol

and believe it or not, I am not even the least bit drunk YET. I am trying to get some proposals off, and some invoices paid before I leave town to come back down south. I was hoping to get out of here tomorrow, but Monday looks more realistic. Just remember people plan for months to come down there, I am just having to work one weekend that I would rather spend drinking and fucking. So I guess I will live. Responsibility sucks.

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inicky461245 reads

I feel your pain.  And, despite the "tourista," I am headed for the Cocal right now.  In fact, two nights ago, Danielle and Joselie were there at the same time.  I think Natalia was, too.
Last night was a disappointment.  Really a poor roster.  We shall see about tonight.  And we shall see right now.
Fuck! There's only one Skynz left!  You better get your Asian Ass down here PDQ or it's Durex for me.  Geesh!

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GaGambler1130 reads

where they had fucked literally dozens of the women in said bar? it is an interesting situation, especially when a few of them consider you their novio.  

I seriously doubt I can make it tomorrow, but I'll be there by Moday for sure. Unless I get Shanghaied in San Jose, Maybe I will get Joselyn to pick me up in San Jose and drive me out there so I don't get lost. If you see her tonight, you might put that bug in her ear. or you might have to settle for those life sucking Durex condones for an extra day or two.

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inicky461030 reads

And, yes, I saw her last night and she made me promise not to tell you she was at the Cocal.  I guess she thinks you believed her when she told you she was a virgin when I pointed her out to you at the Del Rey. ROFL.
I still have one unused Skynz.  The pickings at the Cocal have been rather poor the last two nights.
Danielle has been there the last three nights, but I ain't taking your sloppy seconds from her either. Fucker.

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GaGambler890 reads

she put in Joselyn, so I will trust that she knows her own name. Not to mention that's also the name on her ID.

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inicky461169 reads

I promised her I wouldn't.  I don't subscribe to the "bros before hos" thing, but in this case I didn't want to withhold it from you.  Not that you give a shit.  She was wearing the same outfit she wore to the Del the night I first spotted her.

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Dr Who revived937 reads

Worked for "Dallas"  LOL

Next season on TaylorSteele...Woman of Mystery we'll discover::

How many ticas Nick fucks in a single day
How often CPA really does OTC
Can TS really post as proficiently as LR/HtG while giving a BBBJ

You won't want to miss a single episode of the upcoming season of...

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Junk-Yard-Dog1214 reads

I’ve not seen your boy friend bib in a few weeks, not that it is a bad thing.  
Has he changed names again?  Why bother, we all know who he is, and will soon figure out any new names, no matter what persona he tries

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Dr Who revived1221 reads

I'll bet he'll pop up again...perhaps he never left?  LOL

Posted By: Junk-Yard-Dog
I’ve not seen your boy friend bib in a few weeks, not that it is a bad thing.  
 Has he changed names again?  Why bother, we all know who he is, and will soon figure out any new names, no matter what persona he tries.  
 

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GaGambler950 reads

If Taylor is going to be the star of this new show, shouldn't it more accurately be renamed "GILF" Island???

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Dr Who revived1068 reads

Cablevision's hottest new show.

What can possibly be more entertaining than this

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Posted By:  Taylor S.

NickyPooPoo,

Be right back on as soon as CVS fills up my meds..  Doc says two pills a day with meals....

And tell these boys to stop calling me TS. I don't have a penis :D

P.S - Is there a better technology out there than Telegraph? This thing is old....

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AnotherDonJohn987 reads

I heard she was at the Sochi Olympics, waiting at the bottom of the ski hill for all the skiers who are brought down by ski patrol. She feels they are the most sensitive and most likely to listen to her. They also don't complain when she's posting WHILE they're "doing it."

MY GUESS is that she is here in disguise. What is interesting is the couple of new names who popped up on the ny local board yesterday. Maybe lurking on this board? One of them had a particular smart mouth and a case of lastwordism. Hm.:)  

If this is some sort of sit in to get a date from Nicky or me, I'd be willing to do 30 min and a ramen noodle house with her. Maybe distance does make the heart grow fonder... Lol.  

When GaG sets the line, I'll take 5:01pm.  

Posted By: inicky46
Yes, it's true.  My little Tuna Taco/Love Monkey told me the last few scrapes she's gotten into here have made her realize she no longer enjoys the boards.  I suppose she may lurk a bit and she claims she won't post any more.  Do I believe it?  Well, yes, but do I also believe she will ultimately re-incarnate herself?  I'd say the odds are quite good.  
 We shall see.  GaG, set the over and under, please.


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Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqfiHfDmOnw

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no_email995 reads

I thought this millennium would be different.

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18205901313 reads

Unless GaG sets the line at less than 24hours...

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macdaddy19441264 reads

she will be back..she just will not resist coming back to this gratuitous bullshit..

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MikeShanahan1044 reads

Drip drip,drip

Posted By: macdaddy1944
she will be back..she just will not resist coming back to this gratuitous bullshit..

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inicky461023 reads

You're funny, smart and sexy.  Perhaps you can give Taylor some remedial training, which would help her in her inevitable return.

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keystonekid1112 reads

other ladies make this board more interesting.  Guys sometimes let the testosterone get in the way of making sound comments.

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Jacque_Jenesais1107 reads

If only I'da heeded this great advice years ago… oh wait. I did lol

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Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor1084 reads

We enjoyed a Gaja Barbaresco together this evening... Jazz/tapas

A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.

I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.

The boys club here is a riot...

Lmao

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Dr Who revived1165 reads

Someone's nose is getting very long  LOL
 

Posted By: VidiViciVeni
We enjoyed a Gaja Barbaresco together this evening... Jazz/tapas  
   
 A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.  
   
 I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.  
   
 The boys club here is a riot...  
   
 Lmao

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Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor1210 reads

Believe what you want, she was quite decked out for the event she headed to for the evening...A lovely black form fitting lacy affair, matching clutch bag,..lol

:)

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Someone's nose is getting very long  LOL  
   
   
Posted By: VidiViciVeni
We enjoyed a Gaja Barbaresco together this evening... Jazz/tapas  
     
  A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.  
     
  I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.  
     
  The boys club here is a riot...  
     
  Lmao
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AnotherDonJohn1295 reads

It's gone terribly wrong but fascinating to watch it do its thing.  

Posted By: VidiViciVeni
Believe what you want, she was quite decked out for the event she headed to for the evening...A lovely black form fitting lacy affair, matching clutch bag,..lol  
   
 :)  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Someone's nose is getting very long  LOL  
     
     
Posted By: VidiViciVeni
We enjoyed a Gaja Barbaresco together this evening... Jazz/tapas    
       
   A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.    
       
   I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.    
       
   The boys club here is a riot...    
       
   Lmao
   
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Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor1234 reads

Yeah, that's exactly it...sorry, seems I've inadvertently burst your bubble!

Drinks does not compute huh?

Crack me up...lmao
 

Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
It's gone terribly wrong but fascinating to watch it do its thing.  
   
Posted By: VidiViciVeni
Believe what you want, she was quite decked out for the event she headed to for the evening...A lovely black form fitting lacy affair, matching clutch bag,..lol  
     
  :)  
     
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Someone's nose is getting very long  LOL    
       
       
   
Posted By: VidiViciVeni
We enjoyed a Gaja Barbaresco together this evening... Jazz/tapas    
         
    A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.    
         
    I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.    
         
    The boys club here is a riot...    
         
    Lmao
 
     
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Posted By: VidiViciVeni
Yeah, that's exactly it...sorry, seems I've inadvertently burst your bubble!  
   
 Drinks does not compute huh?  
   
 Crack me up...lmao  
   
   
Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
It's gone terribly wrong but fascinating to watch it do its thing.    
     
Posted By: VidiViciVeni
Believe what you want, she was quite decked out for the event she headed to for the evening...A lovely black form fitting lacy affair, matching clutch bag,..lol    
       
   :)    
       
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Someone's nose is getting very long  LOL    
         
         
   
Posted By: VidiViciVeni
We enjoyed a Gaja Barbaresco together this evening... Jazz/tapas      
           
     A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.      
           
     I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.      
           
     The boys club here is a riot...      
           
     Lmao
   
       
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AnotherDonJohn1006 reads

No wonder you can afford that wine.

And the handle... Wow. Btw, not the right sense of "i came" (veni). And it seems you didn't "vici" much with platonic drinks and two reviews. Only one you got right was "vidi." You saw others flaming your shill. Caesar's rolling in his grave. Another lamet-rd. lol.


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Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor993 reads

There's a debate here? Having a drink is a shill...lmfao.

Too easy to twist your nuts.  

Yup, two reviews... You have 20, 50, 100? Makes you feel manly? I bet you got all your merit badges in the boy scouts, shined 'em up real good and gazed in the mirror while the scoutmaster paid extra attention to you, in that fond kinda way.

So, yeah, drinks, does that break your teeny-weenie TER man-code?

You should change yer manpon, seems your estrogen levels are rising.

They got shots for low-T "men," like you.

A good pegging would be up yer alley...lmfao

 

Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
No wonder you can afford that wine.  
   
 And the handle... Wow. Btw, not the right sense of "i came" (veni). And it seems you didn't "vici" much with platonic drinks and two reviews. Only one you got right was "vidi." You saw others flaming your shill. Caesar's rolling in his grave. Another lamet-rd. lol.  
 

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AnotherDonJohn1220 reads

Shall i link it? Just copy-paste the low T Lamepon line. Ad nauseum.

Same thing with the wine story with Taylor. Link?

Thing is always someone who remembers your lame. You can have this thread now to copy-paste another brilliant comeback. Hello, Dungbeetle, ass-calade, Fidiot, udolt, lilstinkyboy, meet venividiWieny. Lol.


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Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor1184 reads

Go ahead and link it...this will be amusing.

You're so far off base it's hysterical...

Hell, ask Hooktard, she knows I ain't any of who you suspect. rotflmfao.

Have a nice day genius...not.

Fucking dumbass...hhahahahaha

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Littlestinker1271 reads

You are the Biggest Pussy !

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