You might say I post stupid stuff.  
I don't, I just link it:  
http://www.cnn.com/2021/01/04/business/pizza-hut-stuffed-crust/index.html
I'm not even sure if this goes in here, but here it is.  
If you don't want the whole pizza, just the crust. Don't pay for the whole thing and let them resell the material into another pizza. If you don't want it give it to a bum, throw it away or give it to rat man or something.  
who is rat man you ask. Another stupidity of our times.  
No, he is kind of cute. Hey not like that, but as art rat character performer.  
But there is another one, Pollo Loco's veggie Chickenless pollo. Don't want cks go somewhere else. Who've heard of polloless chicken".  I hate they make burgers and ... I'll say hot dogs (don't know how to spell winniers? whatever) out of vegetables. You don't see meat eaters making vegetables looking things out of meat.  
You may laugh but there is. See don't blame me. I'm just the messenger.
The marrot . What is a marrot you might ask
I'm glad you asked:  
http://soyummy.com/arbys-marrot/