(no Felicia, NOT those cheeks! (cThis is intended for entertainment purposes onlyand to make up for the oatcakes! BTW-Lustman is a Libra!LMWHATS YOUR SIGN?Aquarius: (Jan.20-Feb.18)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.You lie a great deal on the other hand.You are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly.Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.Pisces: (Feb.19-Mar.20)You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIAYou have minor influence over friends and people resent you for flaunting your powerYou lack confidence and are generally a coward.Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose a lot.Aries: (Mar.21-Apr.19)You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contemptYou are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of adviceYou are a prick!TaurusApr.20-May 20)You are practical and persistentYou have a dogged determination and work like hellMost people think you are stubborn and bullheadedYou are nothing but a damn communist.GeminiMay 21-June 20)You are quick and an intelligent thinkerPeople like you because you are bisexual, however, you are inclined to expect much for too littleThis means you are a cheap bastardGeminis are notorious for thriving on incest.Cancer: (June 21-July 22)You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problemsThey think you are a suckerYou are always putting things off, that is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit.Leo: (July 23-Aug.22)You consider yourself a born leader, others think you are pushyMost Leos are bulliesYou are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticismYour arrogance is disgustingLeo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.Virgo: (Aug.23-Sept.22)You are the logical type and hate disorderThis shit picking is sickening to your friendsYou are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwingVirgos make good bus drivers and pimps.Libra: (Sept.23-Oct.23)You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with realityIf you are male you are probably queerChances for employment and monetary gain are excellentMost Libra women are whoresAll Libras die of venereal disease.ScorpioOct.24-Nov.21)You are shrewd in business and cannot be trustedYou shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethicsYou are a perfect son-of-a-bitchMost Scorpios are murdered.SagittariusNov.22-Dec.21)You are optimistic and enthusiasticYou have reckless tendencies to rely on luck since you have no talentThe majority of Sagittarians are drunks or potheadsPeople laugh at you because you are always getting fucked.CapricornDec.22-Jan.19)You are conservative and afraid of taking risksYou are basically chicken shitThere has never been a Capricorn of any importanceYou should kill yourself.--modified by lustman at Sat, Apr 28, 2001, 07:38:03

Well, one out of three is not bad! Mine said that I get **cked often!! Now that would be true!I tried finding those Oatcakes at 'Wild Oats' too. They just looked at me and told me to go study the meaning of life! Go figure.

I'm a Libra...an artist, entrenched in fantasy...a WHAT?! Nicole, this is a fine thing isnt it...I'm a wh*** but you are the one getting f*****! Lustman you have too much time on yer hands...constantly filling people's heads with such nonsense Wait a minute, you're a Libra too, a guy.  Ehecc! I think there is an alfalfa sprout trying to escape down my throat here...I need to go fondle something quick!xoxoff--modified by feliciafoxx at Sat, Apr 28, 2001, 18:04:14

as alflalfa sprout search and rescue!LM

Mr Lustman, Sir.  Said alfalfa sprout is dangling down my throat & now, rather viciously lashing about from wall of viscera to wall of viscera, rather like something alien taking on a life of its own..  Lustman, if you perform the traditional type of search & rescue, then fat chance my throat is big enough for you & your team to jump down there and retrieve it with your hooks and ladders.  I must guard what  goes down my throat,lol. Felicia could choke to death.  she is a Libra and all Libras die of venereal disease.  Read your Zodiac manual.in the meantime.  help....cough cough...(weakly) cough, cough.;->ff--modified by feliciafoxx at Sat, Apr 28, 2001, 18:02:52

I would use the utmost caution when probing said throat andnot use anything harder than necessary to complete the task.As for the ladders, chains, ropes and pulleys, well, we canuse those after you have fully recovered from the errant sprout!Sin Seer LeeLustman

Hi Lustman Dear,Well, I thought you were my friend but you brought me bad news!  I am a Cappy.... I am so depressed... nice knowing you .... I am going to kill myself now!  hehe!XXXOOO Ashley"Oprah!"