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Offended? Really?
Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 3419 reads
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Idea from a past thread...

What if some providers offered a service to teach men how to rock a woman's world in the bedroom?

I have heard stories of ladies I know who stayed with men whom weren't as attractive as they'd like, but the bedroom activities kept them around.

Though this may not be ideal to openly advertise, for shits and giggles, let's talk about it.

Good business move? If they become good in the sack and can keep the chicks around, they may not come back to us... or maybe they will for more lessons.

It would be kind of like sex therapy from a sex professional.

Thoughts. I'm puttin' up the dukes. Swing away.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 1707 reads
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I have found

That different ladies like different things.

You can google many best pratices or find directions on YouPorn etc....

I honestly feel Practice Makes Perfect.

Dr Who revived 1808 reads
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Can you give me some names?

Which hookers are you suggesting offer this...it would absolutely matter to me  LOL

FWIW many of the gals are already quite happy to show any guy how to make her happy....and not just with the fees.  All the john needs to do is ask.
Posted By: Courtney.ova
What if some providers offered a service to teach men how to rock a woman's world in the bedroom?  
   
 I have heard stories of ladies I know who stayed with men whom weren't as attractive as they'd like, but the bedroom activities kept them around.  
   
 Though this may not be ideal to openly advertise, for shits and giggles, let's talk about it.  
   
 Good business move? If they become good in the sack and can keep the chicks around, they may not come back to us... or maybe they will for more lessons.  
   
 It would be kind of like sex therapy from a sex professional.  
   
 Thoughts. I'm puttin' up the dukes. Swing away.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1923 reads
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Re: Lots are afraid to ask... -e-


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 2412 reads
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True, but...

There are some ways to learn how to figure it out. Also, there are some things that are universal.

Your answer pretty much shut down my question, however. Everyone is different. Hmmm...

Thanks for the answer, lol.

*idea scratched*

:D

HangingwithBears 2150 reads
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Think she's talking about a sex surrogate

I think that's what surrogates do and somehow it's legal, never understood that, lol. I think you could teach guys what YOU like in particular but every woman is different, some way different. I guess there are some basic techniques that could be useful with all women but rocking them in the bedroom seems to be an individual preference.

Any way you look at it, it's always fun learning, haha :-

Dr Who revived 2048 reads
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Considering that most reviews discuss how many O's they give to the hooker LOL

Why they do need to ask at all?

Seems like they must be doing something right?  LOL

Honestly I get what you are saying.  The gals I have discussed this topic with are universally agreed that most guys have NO clue as to what they're doing...and few ever ask to be shown.  From the discussions here some are "offended" when a gal tries to explain what really feels good.

But also realize that there is a large contingent that sees women outside of the P4P world...and know that to get "her" off without a donation takes some effort(s).  And dare I say some skill?  Maybe it's just dumb luck  ;)

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1778 reads
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It could be considered role play lol.

Kinda' like the woman calls the shots, lol. Hmmm...

The techniques wouldn't necessarily be 'do this when this happens,' or 'this is the order of events that need to happen,' but more how to read and mesh with someone.

That was more along the lines of what I was thinking about.

With different people, there is different chemistry and communication as well, so it really depends on the couple.

But in civie world, I've noticed a lot of room for improvement, and the dudes have very sensitive egos. If it's already understood the guy is coming for this, it makes it a lot less awkward.

Dr Who revived 1839 reads
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How about if we reverse the roles?

You can meet up with me and pay me to practice on you?

I like that idea...A LOT  :D

I'll even have 10 O's....promise  LOL
Posted By: Courtney.ova
Kinda' like the woman calls the shots, lol. Hmmm...  
   
 The techniques wouldn't necessarily be 'do this when this happens,' or 'this is the order of events that need to happen,' but more how to read and mesh with someone.  
   
 That was more along the lines of what I was thinking about.  
   
 With different people, there is different chemistry and communication as well, so it really depends on the couple.  
   
 But in civie world, I've noticed a lot of room for improvement, and the dudes have very sensitive egos. If it's already understood the guy is coming for this, it makes it a lot less awkward.

HangingwithBears 1495 reads
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No you won't you big liar

Ten O's my ass...

Dr Who revived 1616 reads
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Oh yes I will...and she'll blog about it as well :D

I'm very convincing.

I've learned from some of the best here  LOL
Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Ten O's my ass...

escalade1964 65 Reviews 1589 reads
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Re: True, but...

No such thing as a bad idea babe.

I ask and want to learn to perform better.

Its just that I get different answers from different ladies. LOL

I think I know what the lady i am seeing tonight likes as this is our 3rd date.

no_email 3 Reviews 1411 reads
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I thought when writing reviews...

You were supposed to one up the previous reviewer.

Has a lady ever O'd from the moment a client walked through the door, up until the moment he left?

HangingwithBears 1588 reads
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Doesn't the woman always call the shots?

So would this be lecture or lab? I prefer lab work myself, lectures put me to sleep and FYI, I'm very good at taking tests.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 2081 reads
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I get more 'o's doing this than in civie world...

In fact, I never, ever get them in civie sex. Someone's teaching some of these hobbyists, or they're practicing with the best... IDK

When I say I'm open to show some things, guys get comfortable and start to ask. They need not be ashamed, I improve at things all the time BECAUSE I ask. That's part of being good at the deed, IMO.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1965 reads
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Then you've learned...

Asking is part of doing it right. :)

HangingwithBears 1975 reads
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Offended? Really?

I've never been offended by anyone telling me what they like, hell, it's like a free gift as far as I'm concerned. If I don't have to figure it out myself, great!

HangingwithBears 1656 reads
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I'm not ashamed to ask

I'm always open for education and who better to educate than the pros?

You're correct that someone is teaching us hobbyists and we're practicing with the best. I'll vouch for that statement :-)

no_email 3 Reviews 1878 reads
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Just think if all women told the men in their life...

What they really like. Many wouldn't be here.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1965 reads
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Yes!

We tend to be more open sexually, and I think your everyday woman is afraid of losing their man by insulting them, or hindering a relationship... when, in fact, it would really help. Sexual frustration is not a good thing, and some let it build up until one day... "You NEVER do this... or ALWAYS do that, and I hate it!" I bet it sucks.

I'm sure if some statistics were done, Providers would be highly more open in communicating sexual things.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1819 reads
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Re:Ummm... wouldn't stuff have to squirt out as proof?

How much you got in there? Better start drinking a lot of water! That or attach a tiny hose, lolol. (Or attach a tiny hoe.)

P.S. I HATE it when I DO O, and a guy says, "but you didn't squirt." Ummm... not all women squirt, dude.

HangingwithBears 1538 reads
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I'm so good they O before I even get there [e]


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SirWilliam00 16 Reviews 2065 reads
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Great idea, already some providers doing this

Posted By: Courtney.ova
What if some providers offered a service to teach men how to rock a woman's world in the bedroom?
There's at least one provider I was reading about in Seattle offering "educational" sessions, which I thought was a great idea - I was going to see her but the timing just didn't work out.

It would be interesting to have a session with some strightforward feedback about how the performance was, though I'm not sure how you present negative information with killing the mood..

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1499 reads
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A lab with no test-tubes involved...


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HangingwithBears 1636 reads
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Not in CPA's case

He has immaculate ejaculations, it's a friggin' miracle to witness one.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1605 reads
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For some, that could be interpreted in many ways...

I've cum before civie dates before because I knew I wouldn't when they got there, lol

Dr Who revived 1676 reads
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Secret message for Polish...ONLY PP

Posted By: Mary_Magdalene

I've seen CPA in action..and trust me when the man says he can come 10 times in an hour...well, my other pal was resurrected.  

I have seen miracles...many of them  :D

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1682 reads
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Easy...

Here's how... 'imagine hot educator in picture'

Mmmmm... I like that... why don't you add a little of this to go along with it? I know you'd rock this skill with a little practice... Oh, yes! keep doing that, but a little harder....

Positive reinforcement. Never negative. :)


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Dr Who revived 1792 reads
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Wow...a third date and you know what she likes LOL

Better bring these along just to make sure  :

HangingwithBears 1737 reads
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Which is one reason we look elsewhere

Sex in marriage gets boring and I've heard this from escorts about their own SO's. It has a lot to do with living with each other. You have arguments, you make up, you have more arguments and gradually the relationship deteriorates to the point where even sex can't fix things. Ask LR and she'll tell you that she gets bored with her own clients, lol.

Things can stay fresh in the hobby because we don't see each other every day so when we do, it's brand new again, especially the longer the time between appts. It's true that a wife telling her husband he does nothing for her or he's doing it all wrong or she wants this, not that... these all lead to sexual frustration and eventually no sex at all. Maybe we should pay our SO's so they're required to have sex with us, lol.

HangingwithBears 1457 reads
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Bless you my son

For thou art a miracle amongst mice and men.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1723 reads
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Oh, I'm sure performance would skyrocket!! -e-


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HangingwithBears 1623 reads
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Remind me never to do a civvie date with you

Shhh....what I really meant where the O's she had with previous clients, LONG before I got there. Don't tell anyone though OK? Wouldn't want to ruin the joke... thanks.

HangingwithBears 1742 reads
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What's that writing on the board?

Oh wait, that's not what you were getting at - never mind :-)

Back_In_Black 1991 reads
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enough with the "ideas" , i like my blondes

Hott n dumb . xoxo , see dawg look what u started !

Posted By: Courtney.ova
What if some providers offered a service to teach men how to rock a woman's world in the bedroom?  
   
 I have heard stories of ladies I know who stayed with men whom weren't as attractive as they'd like, but the bedroom activities kept them around.  
   
 Though this may not be ideal to openly advertise, for shits and giggles, let's talk about it.  
   
 Good business move? If they become good in the sack and can keep the chicks around, they may not come back to us... or maybe they will for more lessons.  
   
 It would be kind of like sex therapy from a sex professional.  
   
 Thoughts. I'm puttin' up the dukes. Swing away.

HangingwithBears 1505 reads
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Always positive reinforcement

when providers post porn. I'm reinforced already :-)

HangingwithBears 1492 reads
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No, that takes a 3 carat diamond [e]


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Dr Who revived 1603 reads
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But are they really blonde?

Those drapes better match the carpet...and it doesn't seem to happen often here

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1509 reads
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HAHAHA

Wasn't sure if that was a good idea, but it was funny, lol.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1630 reads
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That's why they get waxed... -e-


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justanillusion 1659 reads
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With instructional lessons

I think the guys going in will, or at the very least should, expect some feedback that is not all sunshine and rainbows.  

If they just want to do their own thing, they would go to a lady that is not into the instructional side  if they were not in the mood for criticism.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1715 reads
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no, seems that's what ruins it -e-


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justanillusion 1795 reads
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My first lesson would be on kissing

Since kissing is a big one for the guys, it makes it really easy and enjoyable if the guy can kiss.

I have found many do not have a clue as in shoving a thick, fat tongue as far in a mouth as it will go and they either leave it there or vigorously wiggle it from side to side or all over the place.  

Also adding copious amounts of saliva. There is a way to prevent filling your partners mouth with your spit. If I can manage it, surely a guy can.

Back_In_Black 1639 reads
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Re: But are they really blonde? / ahhhhhhh u mean they

Fake that too ? And who might that chi pet Belong to ?  

P.S. that photo scared me ! Looks like it has the mumps

justanillusion 1659 reads
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What surprises me is they don't

Nobody is a mind reader and a partner can't be blamed for not knowing.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1868 reads
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Re: LOL OK


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justanillusion 1885 reads
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Plenty (please take this all in fun)

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh God please let me get though this.

1192967 45 Reviews 1731 reads
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I asked a lady I was dating (civvie) what she liked. She said...

...She said to me, "I don't know". I had some experience by this time with other civvies and providers. I know some about pleasing a lady but always want to know more. I'd never had a women say she didn't know what she liked. I thought it was sad. It was frustrating too.

Back_In_Black 2005 reads
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Re: My first lesson would be on kissing/ hey, what r talking about ? thats called

"Doggy Style" ! Girls like to be licked . And all men r dogs , yup u girls said so.:).:)..:).

Posted By: justanillusion
Since kissing is a big one for the guys, it makes it really easy and enjoyable if the guy can kiss.  
   
 I have found many do not have a clue as in shoving a thick, fat tongue as far in a mouth as it will go and they either leave it there or vigorously wiggle it from side to side or all over the place.  
   
 Also adding copious amounts of saliva. There is a way to prevent filling your partners mouth with your spit. If I can manage it, surely a guy can.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1790 reads
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Yes, definitely. That's a 'make it or break it' move, lol -e-


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1736 reads
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Re: A lot don't, which may be why they never speak up -e-


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1937 reads
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Re: My first lesson would be on kissing/ hey, what r talking about ? thats called

Not all girls like to be licked all the time.

In normal dating, I hear, "I'm going to lick you all night if I have to to make you cum". I just go, "Ohhh, gawd no." It's never true, and wehn it is, after a while it's like, "OK, stop. Please." LOL

69EType 1711 reads
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I asked, and all hell broke loose

This goes back to my college days. I young lady I was dating told me that she'd really get off on having a guy tie her up and rape her (I think she was over-responding to the Stone's "Midnight Rambler").

Anyway, who am I to not oblige?  

So I showed up at her house about midnight, dressed in black, carrying rope and duct tape. Her brother (a friend) answered the door. I said, "Amy wants me to tie her up and rape her."

"Huh", he said, and then went back to watching TV.

So, I sneaked into her room in the dark, put duct tape over her mouth, tied her hands and feet to the bed posts, and raped her. I figured it was a home run.

When I removed the duct tape, she was screaming every obscenity imaginable, the gist of which was "what the fuck are you doing?"

After that I stuck with missionary only, and only when requested. A few weeks later I stopped seeing her. She was bat-shit crazy

Back_In_Black 2042 reads
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Re: My first lesson would be on kissing/ hey, what r talking about ? thats called

I just blast the music and use a vibrator on her . Had I few girls call me "the miracle worker " .:).:).:).:)

Posted By: Courtney.ova
Not all girls like to be licked all the time.  
   
 In normal dating, I hear, "I'm going to lick you all night if I have to to make you cum". I just go, "Ohhh, gawd no." It's never true, and wehn it is, after a while it's like, "OK, stop. Please." LOL

HangingwithBears 1751 reads
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I really like you now

A woman who thinks shiny bright objects ruin a relationship. You're one in 10 billion CO, LOL!

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HangingwithBears 1967 reads
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Oh, it's ALWAYS a good idea, trust me

What guy hasn't fantasized about HS or college teachers? I had three, two in HS (one we called Mrs Goodbody, she was a biology teacher, the other a math teacher, a really cute 26 year old married to a gym teacher), and one in college. She was an English teacher, hot 30-something blonde with silky hair down to her ass. We gave her an apple the day after she caught us cutting her class, lol.

UnwashedWhored 1671 reads
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I know several women and agencies (mostly overseas) that do this

They also advertise couples activities and all kind of stuff. It's basically sex-related services.

Why not? Many clients are passive wimpies. They need the advice, and like getting told what to do.

HangingwithBears 1627 reads
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They don't know what the hell they're doing

I'm glad I never dated much in the civvie world. Had I known how unhappy you women are, I might have gone gay. Egads...

I'll take a random-ass guess of 10 minutes licking & sucking, tops. If she can't get there in 10 minutes, I'm doing something seriously wrong and she's not speaking up. How far off am I Courtney?

HangingwithBears 1932 reads
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Would that be the same miracle as...

CPA's immaculate ejaculation? I'm really impressed now, two guys on this board can work miracles. Women of the world, your prayers have been answered, praise the Lord!!!

lungman 10 Reviews 1890 reads
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Some of us are attractive,

AND good in the bedroom. ( give some of us guys credit )
So no, don't need your services as a teacher.

HangingwithBears 1836 reads
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So let me get this straight...

You want us to lick you on the mouth first? So we should hold off on the previously-blonde shaved region right? See, this is why guys get confused about women, you don't know what you want so how the hell are we supposed to know? We're not mind readers!

Mr Lickety Spitley

HangingwithBears 1663 reads
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I'l let CPA respond to this one [e]


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1803 reads
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Damn! I thought that's how we were supposed to do it!

If not, why do all the providers do that to me?
:D



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Back_In_Black 1677 reads
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Re: Would that be the same miracle as.../ hey a guys gotta do

What a guys gotta do . We're competing with the wand nowadays . Found a little finger one that does the trick . Under the covers and wham . Orgasmic .  

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
CPA's immaculate ejaculation? I'm really impressed now, two guys on this board can work miracles. Women of the world, your prayers have been answered, praise the Lord!!!

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1767 reads
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LOL! Carpet? when was the last time you have seen a 'carpet' on providers?

For me, I think it was around 2007.
:D

HangingwithBears 1579 reads
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Carpet patches are back in vogue

Small ones, not the hairy bushes of the 80's porno scene. Bachelor parties in those days were hellish, our "training" films showed hairy bushes doing something, never really could tell exactly what was going where with so much forestry in the way. I really didn't learn much from 80's porn, today's porn is much more instructive and has made me a better hobbyist. Thank you to all the young porn stars out there

Dr Who revived 1546 reads
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ATTN dungie...

Posted By: FIDCUOF
I'm the best stud there is on these boards....I'm fit, good looking and know how to pleasure a woman.  All the rest of you turds are fat, old, ugly and bald.

And stalking women and changing up their websites isn't cool dungie...At least that's what LR just PM'd me about/quote]

HangingwithBears 1684 reads
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It's not a miracle when you're using props

Looks like CPA remains the only miracle worker here, praise the Lord!

Dr Who revived 1772 reads
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Another Saint to applaud my talents

Posted By: Pope_John_Paul_II

CPA is up for Sainthood by the Vatican...he has been a pillar of the religious community.  And getting a referral from Mary didn't hurt his chances.

Stop by sometime PP...we'd love to hear from you...again  LOL

Confession is good for the soul  ;)

HangingwithBears 2039 reads
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You can't be a saint while you're still alive!

Back to Sunday school you go. Your old brain has forgotten how sainthood works. You work miracles while you're alive, then you get beatified after you croak. Last I heard, you hadn't croaked.

Which brings up another question. Do you get automatic wood after you croak? I mean, everything gets stiff so I imagine Mr Happy goes stiff too. So ladies, if your johnny boys are having a hard time keeping it up and they forgot their little blue pills, CPA knows some BDSM techniques that might cut off his air supply long enough for him to get Mr Stiffy. Please remember to let go before he goes completely blue. Thanks,

Your long-dead beatified pirate (Mr Stiffy to you)

russbbj 89 Reviews 1962 reads
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Sex to me has always been...

sucking and fucking. My ATF (and I don't use that term as loosely as it seems some do) is a very sweet and very sexy young lady. We seem to connect on a friendship level (I'm not naïve it's most likely primarily an act and that's OK), I've asked her to help me to become a more sensuous lover. It's really a perfect situation because we start with all out sucking and fucking, after I pop she shows me what she likes sensuously and afterward we finish with sucking and fucking. One poster was exactly correct in that everyone is different so what she likes might not be what another woman would like. She also tells me that most women want to be treated like a slut sometimes and other times want to be made love to. I'm not sure if I'll get to use this sexual education much, I'm not much interested in a relationship anymore, I've tried it and been unsuccessful and got divorced. The hobby gives me all the intimate contact I need and I'm not really interested in all the bullshit that comes along with a relationship. Besides, I get to be with young sexy beautiful women who I wouldn't be able to attract in the civilian world, which means I would have to settle for someone I'm not really attracted to.

I apologize for going off on a tangent, my feeling about the question is I think it's a great idea to teach a man to rock your world. I think providers deserve to get off too, and if a hobbyist knows he can get you off he's much more likely to visit you more often.

RokkKrinn 2140 reads
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What am I supposed to do with my new skills?

Use them on my wife?  If my wife was interested in sex to begin with, I wouldn't be seeing providers :D

So let me get this straight now:  I'm supposed to see a provider for lessons on how to better please women, and then…?  With an asexual wife, and no desire to have a civvies gf on the side, the only beneficiary of my newfound skills would be..other providers?  Hmm…there's something wrong with this equation….

Dr Who revived 2095 reads
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You can raise your rates

With your new skills I think that you can run your ad on GLS (you do have a combined rating of around 8.5 right...ehh, doesn't matter) and that might drive some business your way  ;)

Yea....that's what all the johns are striving for here...to make sure the hookers have 10 O's.  Hmmm...seems like that happens regularly anyhow.
Posted By: RokkKrinn
Use them on my wife?  If my wife was interested in sex to begin with, I wouldn't be seeing providers :D

So let me get this straight now:  I'm supposed to see a provider for lessons on how to better please women, and then…?  With an asexual wife, and no desire to have a civvies gf on the side, the only beneficiary of my newfound skills would be..other providers?  Hmm…there's something wrong with this equation….

Dr Who revived 1739 reads
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WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME?

Posted By: God_and_his-Son

I make the fucking rules here....and don't you ever fucking forget it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keystonekid 114 Reviews 1849 reads
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Re: Yes, you are correct! Guys sometimes get very tired of the negativity from home. eom


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keystonekid 114 Reviews 1901 reads
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Re: Agree. Maybe we should practice with each other? Since I can't read . . .

any of your reviews, I'm not sure what guys think about your kissing. More than one provider has said I am better than most.

cineaste 8 Reviews 1889 reads
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Not sure...

When with civvie girls, I tell what they like by how they react. If they act uncomfortable or move away, I adjust accordingly or try something else until I find the magic tempo, pressure, and technique that makes them start panting and yelling out blasphemies. I rarely got it right the first time with a girl.  

But providers don't do that, or at least not much. I have had a couple girls make some suggestions but more often they seem to think it's their job to absolutely love whatever it is the guy is doing. Maybe I am wrong, and I really am awesome, but given the number of reviews of guys who insist they give multiple orgasms, either we are all great or there is a whole lot of fakin' going on. I won't tell you how to do your business, and guys can be funny about constructive criticism, but if you fake responses I would think most guys would be crappy lovers, as you are taking away the feedback on which they depend to rock your world.  

The one provider who did give feedback did it in a way that was sexy. When she started breathing her preferences in my ear and telling me how hot it would make her, I felt like a God, not a newb.  
Posted By: Courtney.ova
What if some providers offered a service to teach men how to rock a woman's world in the bedroom?  
   
 I have heard stories of ladies I know who stayed with men whom weren't as attractive as they'd like, but the bedroom activities kept them around.  
   
 Though this may not be ideal to openly advertise, for shits and giggles, let's talk about it.  
   
 Good business move? If they become good in the sack and can keep the chicks around, they may not come back to us... or maybe they will for more lessons.  
   
 It would be kind of like sex therapy from a sex professional.  
   
 Thoughts. I'm puttin' up the dukes. Swing away.

justanillusion 1587 reads
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You also have the help of Mr. Hitachi

And if you are holding it, that can take some skill too (it's all about the pressure).

justanillusion 1937 reads
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No YOU are not supposed to do anything other than what YOU want to do

You can go to a provider and do your own dance and whether or not she got anything out of it is really immaterial, after all you are the one paying.  

BUT, some men might want a little instruction and they get to get off too. Some men do have sex with their wives and others might still want to date in the civvie world.  Where else can a guy get practical experience ?

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Uh-Oh

I think I started a fight... this was supposed to be fun

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Re: I think you read that wrong...

I meant the symbolism. If they're into only the ring, once they've got it, they can do whatever they want. A ring won't buy you sex, my friend... unless they take their role in the relationship seriously.

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Re: It's not a miracle when you're using props/ she screaming oh

God , oh God ! If she felt it , it was real . And hadn't orgasmed in years . And her river did runnith over and over.  

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Looks like CPA remains the only miracle worker here, praise the Lord!

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Re: Uh-Oh/ nope he just isnt a true believer in the powers of cpa/bib or is that

bib/cpa .  

Posted By: Courtney.ova
I think I started a fight... this was supposed to be fun

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Wow. You should put this on the erotic humor board, lol -e-


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Re: Ummm...

I'm not sure if I want to make a dude cum ten times, lol. That's a lot of work... and a lot of ...

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You're only off when...

I say, "It's just not going to happen today. My body isn't cooperating." Sometimes stuff is all crammed up in my head. Though I'm having fun, I can't just shut off my brain bc I can't stop worrying about the fact that I'm taking too long, lol.

There's a different reason for everything. I'll speak up, don't you worry. :D

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We know what we want...


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Lots of good kissers around here. Talking civvies again -e-


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Not really... *flips on 'Stayin Alive'* ...

You'll walk into that next provider's room, or the same one's, like a badass, knowing you're about to rock HER world. Why wouldn't a little more confidence, even as a hobbyist, be beneficial to you?

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Re: Some men want to know they're good in bed, even with providers.

think about it... a man knows he's with someone who knows what she's doing and that she has tasted good, mediocre, bad, awful, and amazing. Idk, that would be intimidating to me. To each his own, however. ;)

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Re: Good stuff in there. Hot!

You just may be past level 1, 2, and 3. Now to meet with a dom lol.

JK, but seems like you know body communication.

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LOL! -eom-


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A lesson to all ladies too lazy to help a guy out...


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Id bring teacher a apple

I love learning new things Courtney.
Will you offer different levels beginner-advance sessions
 Maybe students would have to take a placement test  
Homework?
Bring in a teachers aid might be educational
Field trips to different places
If I really sucked would you keep me after class.
How about refresher courses have to keep the skills sharp

Just last week was with a lady while holding her before we started  I told her if I do something you like say more was kind of fun every time she started to moan I would stop and ask more? was a way of teasing she said more quite few times maybe I would place in your advance course

justanillusion 1364 reads
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Aaahhh I see

But that is not really a good indicator as "his" yes might be "your" no. You know how reviews are. One mans hot is another man's not.

And hookers never lie, so you possibly are better than most;). Sorry couldn't resist. Blame CPA for the "hookers never lie" comment.

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Isn't there a such thing as a sex counselor? Kind of same thing...(eom)


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Re: ATTN dungie...

Your point is?
Excuse me, I have to go now. I will tell London you said hi.....NOT!!!

Posted By: ChgoCPA
 
   
Posted By: FIDCUOF
I'm the best stud there is on these boards....I'm fit, good looking and know how to pleasure a woman.  All the rest of you turds are fat, old, ugly and bald.  
   
 And stalking women and changing up their websites isn't cool dungie...At least that's what LR just PM'd me about/quote]
-- Modified on 8/19/2013 10:07:44 AM

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Re: Id bring teacher a apple

LOL, it was just an idea... to be quite honest, I was thinking of doing the same thing with a lady provider to learn things from that angle, with the exact motive in mind.

I was talking about beginning, I guess. The more advanced stuff comes from practicing the beginner stuff.

Went on a date last night from a dating website, just coffee, nothing else. I sit down, and he offers me a coffee. I say sure... and look at him, awaiting a response. Here's the response: "Yeah, you can just go in and get a coffee. Just pay for it at the desk and come back out. I'll be out here."

WTF?! FAIL! I was ready to go back out there, sit down, and say, "What kind of lady are you looking for? You just sent a lady in by herself to get a coffee for herself, let alone a $4 coffee. How many second dates have you gotten?"

Wow. Shocker. I should have known when he picked a place right around where he lives, having me drive 1/2 hour to meet him. I actually almost cancelled, and wish I did. Ugh.

I can teach that stuff, but he would have gotten pissed. If I get an email that says, "I had a nice time," well, he's gonna' hear it. That's the first step in turning a woman on. Pay for the damned coffee for goodness sake, man. You're either gonna' be single for the rest of your life, you're never going to get laid, and lastly, you're never going to get laid."

2nd is when two enter the room. LOL. Which did NOT happen. That was a short date. I had to go home to clean, lol.

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Posted By: Beachs
I love learning new things Courtney.  
 Will you offer different levels beginner-advance sessions  
  Maybe students would have to take a placement test  
 Homework?  
 Bring in a teachers aid might be educational  
 Field trips to different places  
 If I really sucked would you keep me after class.  
 How about refresher courses have to keep the skills sharp  
   
 Just last week was with a lady while holding her before we started  I told her if I do something you like say more was kind of fun every time she started to moan I would stop and ask more? was a way of teasing she said more quite few times maybe I would place in your advance course.  
 

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Re: Yes, but this is 'hands on' LOL! -e-


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Re: Id bring teacher a apple

Hm I like to practice also.

Guy has no clue but is their a fine line between a Gentleman and being too nice I've been given that he's a nice "guy" label before sometimes I wonder if I need more BAD boy 101

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Maybe I haven't been lucky in civvie world...

Though I did meet an amazing kisser the other night on a regular date. Whoooowie! LOL

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LOL,just don't be a pussy and you'll be fine..

Nice and Kind are two different things. Nice is someone who doesn't want to ripple any waters, so they just let people do whatever they want. Kind looks out for the best of others, and that means not putting up with BS sometimes. I think it's hot when a man puts his foot down, as long as it's respectful and in a caring way... even if it's stern. mmmm...

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