I'm going to an ABC (Anything But Clothes party) on Friday

I have a date with a gorgeous provider. At my age that even beats a BBQ with Frankie Avalon.

Going to see my Provider. Then take her out for Dinner.

Its not Frankie Avalon.  Google "Mickey Avalon"

looks like you got a fun week ahead.  

Perhaps I'll try it naked.

That is so sweet of you!

Yep  I just wrote a blog about it hat should be published next week

LOL  TOO FUNNY

I know. Now you Google "Frankie Avalon". I think you're too young to know who he is. I've been trying to forget for over 40 years.

Should be finished just before then.

Sah-wheeeet

Have fun, babe!  

Be sure to get the grand slam.

I knew a escort whose idea of a perfect overnight was to start at Tim Horton's* and end up in the AM at a Denny's.

Ahh, good times, even if it did screw up my stomach.

*Canada's version of Dunkin Donuts.

We're finally going to get our honeymoon that we couldn't get to in Key West last January what with all the hub-bub of the wedding.

Two nights at a funky B&B with our own private outdoor hot tub!

I'd much prefer to spend the weekend with our very own Nikki Avalon.

As for me, I am most likely spending my Memorial Day in Costa Rica. It will be kind of boring, I will have the beach and the pool bar each day, and spend the nights partying with over a hundred beautiful women at the pool bar and in the casino, probably ending up fucking two or three of them each day, and then repeat each following day. Like I said, kind of boring, but I like it

Yeah, could host a Viking orgy ending in the ritual sacrifice (deflowering) of a virgin.

... at the local National Cemetery.  Also, weather permitting, spending as much time outside as possible, and doing some grilling.  And hopefully having a great time with a special lady some time during the weekend.  

Nice Avalon.

ur restaurant was suppose to open last September but due to unforeseen circumstances, it was postponed til Memorial Day weekend.

Not sure if they are still around or would appear but I have seen "1964 A Tribute" twice and they are among the best Beatles tribute bands ever.

Taking my family on our first vacation ever (thank you gentlemen). I rented a fancy lakeside cabin in the woods. Sure as hell beats sleeping on the hard ground! Gonna rent a canoe and do some fishing too. My minions are pretty good fishermen since I put a rod in their hands since they were in diapers. Hoping to catch supper, but if not, I've got elkburger I'm bringing. I just bought my mom a 4wd too (thanks again gentlemen), so we're hoping tear it up some while we're way out there.