Since you asked, here's my list:

A compilation of some of the dumb things hookers say, yet contradict lol. Enjoy, and do send me your faves so I can add them to mine lol.

Upscale low volume ask about 80 qv specials!! WTF!! Or the little picture you see on BP that reads "believe me I'm worth it" that cracks me up everytime. Same gal with a 60 dollar special. Maybe it's truth in advertising maybe 60 bucks is all she's worth. I wouldn't hit that shit for free though!!!

I always assumed that was posted because there are so many numbskull clients who try to negotiate.

upwards!

As silly as it sounds to put that in an ad or website, it unfortunately HAS to be stated because you always have one or 2 gentlemen who think they can pay what THEY want...sorry, it just doesn't work that way. Communication ends with me the minute any sort of question on rates comes up...I say thank you, kindly move on your way. LOL.

Will never be able to stop anyone from asking whatever it is they wish. It's all in how it's handled by each individual lady.

Nearly everyone here plays for their own reasons...and the ONLY things that matter are rates and payments  LOL    The only reason guys look at hooker sites is to rent her for an hour or two...if they are looking for an SO they are on other sites seeking that out.

We all have options in life...use them  

Posted By: justanillusion

Will never be able to stop anyone from asking whatever it is they wish. It's all in how it's handled by each individual lady.  
   
 Personally I have no problem with a guy asking for a lower rate. I either say one of three things, yes, no or come back with a counter offer (usually in the form of less time or less services). There is no point in getting all mad, because I can only control what I do and say. The minute you even try to control what others say, is where you drop the ball. of course only IMHO

I see Taylor is still telling all men EXACTLY how they need to act, according to the "Book of Taylor".

Your's is one of the most sensible responses to the issue of negotiating that I have heard here in quite some time. FWIW I am too lazy to negotiate, except when I am in Latin America. The only reason I sometimes negotiate when south of the border is that some chicas mistake kindness for weakness and if you pay them their asking rate they will assume you are just another stupid gringo and rather than give you better service, they instead will give you the bums rush because they have no respect for you.

That said, I will admit that even after negotiating a lower rate, I usually end up giving them their full asking rate, but at that point they know I am being generous and not just stupid.

And then you claim to NEVER negotiate your rate(s).

Posted By: HonkingOnBoBo

I recently visited a fellow who asked my travel rate.  I told him 3K per day.   I then followed up with, if I really like you 2500K per day.  He then looks at me with a twinkle in his eye and asks, well.... what if you really, really, really like me?  I said, then we run away and get married, otherwise I'm 2500.00 per day    
   
 I won't negotiate my rates, EVER.  I have a few individuals I have seen for over five years on a regular basis, and they receive a discounted "loyalty" rate.  But when someone contacts me poor mouthing, I send their email to the permanent trash bin.  
   
 My favorite scenario is the fucktard whom I've never met looking for the birthday discount.  Get real....  What the fuck are you sending when my big day comes around?  Exactly  
   

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Nearly everyone here plays for their own reasons...and the ONLY things that matter are rates and payments  LOL    The only reason guys look at hooker sites is to rent her for an hour or two...if they are looking for an SO they are on other sites seeking that out.  
     
  I always love the "non-negotiable" threads and the morons who claim they would never ask...or in the case of hookers..negotiate.  
     
  The amount of game playing is significant...on both sides.  To scream on the boards it isn't is simply asinine.  But feel free to claim that you, or others won't negotiate  LOL  
     
  Everything is negotiable...everything    
     

Posted By: viptaylorsteele

As silly as it sounds to put that in an ad or website, it unfortunately HAS to be stated because you always have one or 2 gentlemen who think they can pay what THEY want...sorry, it just doesn't work that way. Communication ends with me the minute any sort of question on rates comes up...I say thank you, kindly move on your way. LOL.    
       
   Gentlemen, WE charge what we charge for our own personal reasons, if you don't like it, most of us don't care. Move on and if it's about 'payment' and 'rates' only for you, then perhaps you shouldn't be in the hobby. Period.    
       
   Get over it. Get your shit together, get yourself an SO if you don't have one already and quit bothering us.    
       
   Pay what we ask, it's really that simple. End of discussion.

she posts everyday here and on other sites. seems like a contradiction to me.

Mare like a confirmation in her case. A confirmation that she is too busy here to ever be anything but low volume.

this lady posts ads everyday

Just not by choice. lol

but yes I get your point. It's funny how some women can get 5-6 appointments a day simply by running one Eros or P-411 ad, and other bombard the internet with dozens of ads and can barely get a single appointment a day.

Why charge him at all?  After all...your rent was paid  LOL

Posted By: HonkingOnBoBo

Had he asked me to lower to 2500.00, I would have shut him down.  
   
 My rent is paid, and not by sucking dick.  Sucking dick is gravy on top of my earnings.   It gives me the freedom to shut down those who do attempt to negotiate

If you could read my site, you will see I say many of the same things, except for the "classy" part. I do use "Upscale, low volume, and well reviewed," because my service is all of those things, but I would never go as far as to say that I am "classy" lol. Though you might think some hookers can be classy, the modern world is laughing their asses off every time they see that written on our websites.  

I don't have any of that on my website, and guys seem to know not to fk with me about rates. Gee, was it something I said lol.

That would be a contradiction. Saying you are low volume when you are logged on with date and time stamps 8 hours a day, pretty much CONFIRMS you're not working all that much lol. I know who you are referring to, and yes it's comical. I would imagine not by choice in that case. I've got some neat tricks, but I can't post and fk at the same time yet.

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I should just assume what?  It's free since you don't have a rate posted?

Good way to back out of a losing argument

You do realize that there are other boards that discuss this topic...including names and dates  LOL

agreed, Jamie.  I'm still new here, but I know that's London's good side. She doesn't call a spade a spade, it's a "fking shovel' Know all about being blunt, I'm there myself. When she's mad or critical of you,  and want's to chew you a new one, you'll know it...

It almost invariably proves the opposite. Not to mention when written on a web site or advertisement it has the effect of attracting only those who are the exact opposite of "classy"

I get 'mad' illusion...perception is all this is.

you have stated in your line of work, you don't negotiate, or am I wrong. If so, I'm sure you will tell me. But no, not EVERYTHING in this world IS negotiable...not in my book sir.  

of Taylor hahahahahahhahahaha, now that made me laugh. OMFG! Thanks GAG. That was a good one. No I didn't read on. Sorry.

I wasn't taking you personally, just trying to initiate a conversation, OTHER THAN whether or not rates are negotiable. I mean, isn't that talked about over and over?

He haggles because it's ingrained in his blood and Psyche  , not out  of necessity .  

Just be a real fucking man with Brains and Balls...it's really a very simple concept. Use your brain properly and don't be stupid and just have bigger balls than me, and we'll be all good.  

1)  You have to launder some money
2)  Your credit scores are so bad that this is the only way a landlord would rent to you
3)  You're lying

Wealthy folks who are self made don't give away money...that's how they end up being wealthy.

Posted By: quadseasonal

 
  He haggles because it's ingrained in his blood and Psyche  , not out  of necessity .  
   
  He honestly can't grasp  why every manly man   doesn't haggle with providers  .  
   Some cultures and most accountants are fanatical  about every single penny that  
  shouldn't be missing  .  
     Many  rich guys live their lives 24/7  trying to  save another dime of  chump change , any way they can  .  
    In case you aren't up to date , a thousand bucks an hour doesn't cover his fee .  
   
   At that rate , if he  worked more and judged less , he could afford less haggling  .  
    Wouldn't matter !  
    If he made a million bucks an hour he would continue to  haggle ,  due to  his sincere belief haggling is  
  manly and  mangina syndrome repellent  , neatly wrapped up in one placebo   .    
     
   
   
   

Posted By: devindavette

It's just concerns me you aren't making enough money, hence you live to debate this haggle topic..    
  Do you need to borrow some cash hun? Lol

I'm always interested in making a few bucks...so let's look at how you will make this loan to me.

I can't even remember that last time I paid "rent" on anything. My credit is not that great, but I had no problem getting a house with a cosigner lol.

I already stay either at the same rate or a little bit under what's available in my area & I also am a little generous when it comes to time so, asking me to do what I do for 1/3 of my rates is pretty rude. That's when I put them on ignore.
Especially if I saw their last review was of of a $500 gal.  
Try to stay humble in my ads and not make promises & expectations that I can't keep .
I do crack up at some ladies ads though! "Im classy& upscale" : cellphone pic in a messy bathroom or bedroom with bedsheet curtains lol!

I can only speak for MY work...as many others don't approach their business as I do.  But at this stage of my life I do more pro bono work than chargeable work.  Those that I charge can certainly "haggle" with me..no problem.  And if I see a reason to reduce a fee I will.  I don't post anywhere that I won't negotiate...as everything in life that is for sale...it is negotiable.

Before 2008 it was pretty rampant that even with a FICO under 500 there was someone willing to write the credit.  Today...not likely.  It's getting better, but still nowhere near it was.

I don't have  any of the above written on my site, including 'No Negotiation'. The guilty people just think it's not meant for them anyway, and the really awful ones ("$400/hr? Grk? Avail?") won't even go on my site in the first place.  

you should not generalize everyone on the bp as lowlifes, etc.  there are lots of ladies here on ter who use bp to advertise (me being one of them) and don't offer 60 specials, etc.

Please take a few moments and retread my post. If you do you will notice the absence of the following phrase "all girls on Backpage" hopefully that clears things up for you. I checked out you're profile and noticed you seem to be a well reviewed, reputable provider. Also notice ya had a website. My post was aimed at exactly who was mentioned, again notice the abscense of this phrase "all girls on backpage" I understand its another outlet for advertising ya can't exactly buy an ad in the yellow pages. But if you have a functioning brain you will notice a lot of cheap, unclassy gals and bargain basement prices. The majority of BP girls would not be able to perform as high end providers. And from some I've spoke with its also a mentality thing they just don't have the smarts for it. Again you were not named in any of this, if you're ad was well written and you're pics struck my interst Id probally give ya a call. Though if your this easy to offend I'd probally piss ya off as you're sense of humor must be in the shop this week. Ya gotta admit though there is a lot of not so good stuff on BP. Now if you're still offended go read it again, notice it still does not say "all girls on backpage"

IMO, it's one of the most annoying things that providers say. Providers, having that line on your website makes it seem as if you expect tips. Who wouldn't appreciate a tip?

but if you use the word "classy" to describe yourself, you are anything but..

I am crying!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE has this part of Ter been the last 4 years I've spent being classy, sassy and upscale and whatever else I missed saying because the tears of joy are washing away any type of vision right now-----You guys ROCK!!!!!!!!!  
I'll be back tomorrow----lmmfao still!!!!!

I don't see how his masculinity is in question. I find his wry sense of humor refreshing. And I really hope you don't have balls. I didn't see TS anywhere in your description.

First of all, just because a lady POSTS everyday, does not equate into APPOINTMENTS she takes...

I do not negotiate the general hour or multi hour appts...