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Odd errand list
ttcttc 138 Reviews 1413 reads
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1 / 18
Odd errand list

1). Session with escort  
2).  Buy matzah

Dallas_texan 336 reads
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2 / 18
Agreed

Yes very odd. So why don't you buy the matzah first and take it to ur session and eat up? U know, 2 birds with one stone

#Justsayin

lopaw 29 Reviews 310 reads
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3 / 18
Oy vey! -e-


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girlie 316 reads
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4 / 18
Mine:

1. Session with client
2. Sell matzah

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 401 reads
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5 / 18
Not so odd…

You’re a satyr getting ready for Seder.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 346 reads
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6 / 18
Hopefully only one of the errands was

unleavened.

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 212 reads
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7 / 18
Don't forget the Manischewitz (e)

Posted By: ttcttc
1). Session with escort  
 2).  Buy matzah

mrfisher 115 Reviews 226 reads
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8 / 18
I buy matzo, then fry matzo. eom


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wholewheelofchz 6 Reviews 251 reads
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9 / 18
Why is this night different from all other nights?

P.S. Forget Elijah, close the door

2236707 3 Reviews 392 reads
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10 / 18
Hey cracker!



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emorf4077 69 Reviews 212 reads
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11 / 18
Gonna play hide the afikomen?

Grew up having to eat matzo the whole week.  Prefer to eat out her hole.

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mrfisher 115 Reviews 245 reads
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12 / 18
I wonder if she's met these dudes?....


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Related Link: Parve!

2236707 3 Reviews 355 reads
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13 / 18
A little known fact that in the English language nothing

rhymes with shiksa!  This is why Shakespeare left it out entirely from Love's Labour's Lost, much to the detriment of an otherwise fine comedy.

TheGovernor 142 Reviews 308 reads
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14 / 18
Re: Gonna play hide the afikomen?

Prefer to play Hide the Salami!

Posted By: emorf4077
Grew up having to eat matzo the whole week.  Prefer to eat out her hole.

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inari See my TER Reviews 231 reads
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15 / 18
Make it Shmurah!

Wouldn't want to breach halacha.

emorf4077 69 Reviews 193 reads
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16 / 18
Hebrew National, of course. eom


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2236707 3 Reviews 242 reads
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17 / 18
Fresh shmurah is a treat while it's still crisp

and has that smoky flavor.

LuciusApuleius 28 Reviews 189 reads
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18 / 18
Re: Hopefully only one of the errands was

Um,  NO!!!!  Hopefully both were unleavened.

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