A few girlfriends and I were hanging out last night chatting about everything. The topic came up..of how it would be better if we were a man..from a purely sexual view of course.

We talked about what if we had a penis. I know it's something that crosses my mind a few times a week.

I want to know how it feels when a man has sex with a woman. Yes, I am bi and strap ons just dont do it for me. The actions are the same as a man...but not the physical feeling.

Seriously. If I had one...a good looking one with a juicy head

1. I would be in jail at least once a week for indecent exposure. I would be proud of it and show it off to any man or woman.

2. Any chick I was attracted to...I would do her. Right then and there. No ifs ands or buts about it. Especially from behind.

3. I wouldnt get any real work done, as I would be playing with it all day. Heaven forbid if I got a Prince Albert. (yes, i would.) Are you kidding? My penis would be a lethal weapon!!

4. How would I keep it from getting hard at the most inconvient times?? I have no clue. No silk boxers, that is for sure. I am thinking some comfy boxer briefs.

5. I would probably plug holes that should never be plugged...just to see how it felt. (yah, i know. ewww)

6. I would be one of those rude assholes and just...whip it out on a city bus and tell someone to start slobbering. I don't know! I have a sincere wish to do that. I would walk up to someone and just tell them (him or her i dont care. As long as someone is on it, i am happy) to begin the festivities.

7. I would probably remove ribs just so i can suck myself off...just to see how it felt. Then I really would be playing with myself all darn day long. man!!!


i just want to know how it feels to have a penis. sigh. being a girly chick is great and all...

but there are times i wish i had a penis.

sad part? the girls and i were serious about this. sigh. then again, if i were a guy, I would be a TS...they have ALL the damn fun!!!!!! man!!! ITS NOT FAIR!!!

have a great day all.

I am curious about your comment, "Yes, I am bi and strap ons just dont do it for me. The actions are the same as a man...but not the physical feeling."

Had a very good friend who was bi- and loved strap-ons with another woman.  I asked her several times that question, what is it you enjoy from it.  She could never explain.

the strap on isnt part of me. There are no nerve endings down there. Sure, I am plugging a hole (i wish i knew another way of putting that) but...the sensations. I want to know what the sensations are.

Toys are great...but it only fills the physical action...not the actual sensation. I have no clue why....but filling a woman and making her feel complete is just awesome. but...i want to actually have my senses experience that.

if that makes sense. sigh.

its so annoying, and really childish of you

I mean who's really the Mangina here?

The person that answers questions sincerely,

or the one that follows someone around like a little girl trying to hurt their feelings (which obviously isn't working, since Al is still posting)

sheesh.....

Which is exactly why I could never understand her fixation with it.  For Christmas one year she came to visit me for a couple days OTC.  I wanted to do something for her so I arranged a 3 hr session for her with a local provider she had been lusting over.  My friend spent more time with her strap on than doing anything else.  I'm glad she enjoyed it but I never did understand.

I see where you're coming from, but I look at it this way since there is, not in my lifetime, going to be a way to "feel" this, that I am completely, unselfishly satisfying a woman with no agenda but her pleasure...now for me..that's a huge turn on.

But yes...what a blast it would be, being able to feel it too!!!!

Take a trip to the sports board and feast your eyes on a post by Gatorjimmy's best friend LIORR!!!!LOL

Each and every post by him supersedes yours in stupidity by leaps and bounds.

BTW; Liorr is not jimmy's best friend.

just sayin...

six feet under.  

1. I would be in jail at least once a week for indecent exposure. I would be proud of it and show it off ( why can't you do that now as a women. I say go for it). I think most men wish they could as well) to any man or woman.

2. Any chick I was attracted to...I would do her. Right then and there.( most men would as well)

3.I wouldnt get any real work done, as I would be playing with it all day( I struggle with that now as a woman approaching 40)

4. 5. I would probably plug holes that should never be plugged...just to see how it felt ( You should try that now)

5.whip it out on a city bus and tell someone to start slobbering.  I have a sincere wish to do that. ( A person on their knees in front of me is always HOT)

I love it girl. Keep on doing what you do best!

she was using that strap-on on YOU for 3 hours.  No you didn't understand it, but OH GOD you loved it!!!!

Life would be so much easier as a hot chick.

1) it's easy to make money as a hot chick. Not only can you more easily get paid doing straight work as a hot chick, but you can make some serious buck doing pay for play.

2) It's super easy to get laid as a hot chick. Just walk up to any random guy and just ask. As a guy you often have to pay just to get laid. Do you have any idea of how sucky that can be?

No, life as a chick is SO much better. Even with the monthly horribles.

having to remove ribs...You wouldn't...lol...I had a Guy tell me...he wanted to suck himself to see what it is like...so..he layed on his back...and brought his legs way up over his head...yes that would be the big head...lol...I asked him how it was...and he said...Not as Fun as me doing it...lol...but I Love Your post...I Will have vivid images in my head today with a smirk to to go along with it...You have an Awesome Day

i mean...if i were a man and tried that out in my house one day...and accidentally left the door open. A friend of mine would walk in to see me with my legs over my head, on my back trying to suck myself off.

THAT would be a sight to die for!! lol.

that you can always tell who's the sissy by who is hiding behind their alias skirt.

Is that his little nick-name? lmfao

The reason poor "Al" is picked on is that he has to reply to every sobbing ladies post as to make sure she knows that he is ready and willing to throw down the shield of White Knight Kingdom and suck their toes and lick their dirty boots.

It does seem amazing that many on this board think Algina the Mangina is exactly that. Do you seriously think it is one alias jabbing at him? Please?

How did Algina the Mangina become so worldly and all knowing about the hobby with 7 stinking reviews all written from Nov09 to date. That would  imply he has been in the P4P biz for a total of 7 months. My God, you'd think he was a hobbyist for 30 years the way he passes out advise on every thread.

Talk about a man.... err Mangina with too much time on his hands. You can have your sweet lil "Al" my dear, many of us real men behind aliases have heard a lifetimes worth from him. roflmfao

when i finger a woman and feel her muscles clenching around my fingers.

dont get me wrong...that is AWESOME especially when i pull out the fingers and lick them clean...

but...its just not the same as a penis.

i havent even mentioned all the other things i would do with a penis. lol.

sigh. my imagination is running rampant today!

It includes this scene which should have you in stitches:

http://fantasti.cc/videos/permalink/megarotic/Paul-Dawson---Shortbus-%28Selfsuck%29/83125/#

....how dare you attack me on this board hiding behind a chicken shit alias!!!

You ‘White Damsel”!  Why do you feel the need to come sashaying in here to the rescue & save Algina? Don’t you think he can defend himself?

Well, maybe you are on to something....never mind.

if i had a penis...that would SOOOOOOO be me.

i am just fracking weird i guess.

*saving link to my favorites*

hee hee

Khym
Imagine this... Combine the sensations, emotions and imaginations of...

Pushing your fingers in her pussy... Now imagine your fingers are your clit, which is the size of a penis, thrusting into her. It also helps to toss in the feeling of a tongue in a pussy.

The hard part to convey to the opposite sex is the feeling of penetrating or being penetrated through the genitals. Any description would fail much like comparing the feeling of fingers versus cock in a pussy.

yeah pretty much would be the same way. I'm attractive anyways as a female so lol a man or TS i'd think I was so hot i'd expect everyone to want to get done by me mwahaha....yeaaahhh... *grabs at phantom penis*

that looks..pretty hot....I think I wanna buy a strap-on now lol....join it to my growing collection of vibes.

x

You are right to wonder. Having a penis is awesome. But just because you have one you can't just smack everyone in the face with it...unless you're Tom Jones

Sweet,

Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it.

You are correct, the dung flies that seem to infest the board do make it much more difficult to enjoy reading through here for substance.  If the board admin/mods think it helps the quality of the board there’s not a lot I can do about it.

You are also correct that they aren’t about to scare me away.  LOL.  I’ve survived a whole lot worse than them both on boards where people attacked with more than childish names and pictures as well as in courtrooms where if you lose very bad things happen.  And in VN where if you lose you don’t get any chance to post again tomorrow under a new alias.  The one thing I would caution you is they are not all harmless.  Most are, but there are a few who are seriously bad people out there.  But that is a discussion for another day.

Mostly they just demonstrate prototypical adolescent pack mentality.  The “leader” decides the supposed “new guy” is Kool or not (in my case, not) and the brainless “followers” parrot whatever they are told to believe.  No different than real life.  If someone were to check they would be the HS dropouts who roll drunks because it proves how macho they are.

I actually find inciting them far too easy to even be fun, not a challenge.  I wish there was a “No-Pig/No-Alias” area where people could talk adult topics with adult respect for each other and let the kids play in their playpens, but this board isn’t set up that way.  Too bad, other boards are/were set up with such a forum and each level of evolution had their own area to inhabit.  Members could cross from one to another but were subject to the rules of the forum they entered.

Contrary to Mangina.Wannabe’s assumptions I have actually been on here for nine years.  I was invited originally by Felicia and joined at her recommendation.  I “grew up” exchanging posts and debates with with Rocky Balboa, littledick1, Davephx, CelticLass, HeatherBarronXXX (I’m not sure she and I ever agreed on anything but we kept it civil.  Mostly.  OK, sometimes not TOO hostile.) and Sedona.  Especially Sedona, one of the greatest posters this or any board every had.  And NOSC (Hi Nicole!) back when she was using the full version of her name.  And some guy named mrfischer (Wonder whatever became of him?  I thought he had promise).

I stopped coming by here when most of them stopped.  It just wasn’t as much fun anymore.  Every population turns over but the percentages swung toward the quips and one-liners more than the thoughtful debates.  When a few exceptional ladies were booted because they wouldn’t…. I started thinking about leaving.  When a provider I had seen a few times had her SO doubles partner murdered by a client and her local board members gave her trash for cancelling appointments so she could go to the dead provider’s funeral I decided I didn’t want anything more to do with the board or its members and deleted my account.  That was about five years back.  It also made me far less tolerant of the POV some posters still hold.

Not too long ago a couple people I trust suggested I check it out again.  I tried to reactivate my old account but couldn’t so I signed up for a new one.  I don’t believe quantity of reviews or date of sign-up implies great knowledge or wisdom but for those who are impressed by such fluff my total review count is just shy of 50.  And the reason I have life experiences to draw from is I do have a life (Unlike some others?  No, I won’t say that, it would be impolite.)  I’ve been playing this game almost 40 years and seen a lot.  Including a lot I wish I never saw.

I don’t know if I’ll stick around or not.  I have used this reincarnation to reacquaint myself with a few folks, meet some very nice new people, and we’ll see if it stays worth my time.  If I do go dark again it won’t be the Pigly Men who “chase me away”, though I bet they will come out in force to take credit.  Remember Dragonslayer?  

Wish I could post this in “invisible ink” that required an IQ above 20 to read, but I haven’t figured that one out yet.

One thing I have noticed, the topics don’t ever really change.  “Back in the Dark Ages” we had the posts of the week about:
--Why do providers have to screen me?
--Damn it, I’m paying Big Bucks she should shut up and do whatever I want!”
--What does full service mean?
--Is it normal to be nervous before my first session?
--I showered last week, isn’t that good enough for her?
--Help!  I left my ATF’s phone number on the blotter (that’s OK kiddies, I know my age is showing) and my wife called her.
--How much should I tip?
--Providers charge too damn much!  I only make $2.50/hr flippin' burgers.
--I’m in love with this awesome provider I met last week….

In some ways the world hasn’t changed while I took a hiatus.  In other ways it has.

.....a "Tolstoyan Spin"..WTF, who would take the time to write that, let alone read it?

You said; "And in VN where if you lose you don’t get any chance to post again tomorrow under a new alias."

Spell it out for us. VN is an implication you survived Viet Nam. Where may I ask did you serve and with whom? What Corp area were you assigned? What villages in that Corp did you serve and what are the name of the operations you survived in?

Remember recently some big shot politicians got themselves in quick sand saying they served. You are saying you survived. Please clear these questions up, and I shall GO AWAY!

You think you have done anything to earn the smalles bit of trust?  Hell no!

You create you 498th alias of the day and that would be as far as you went.  Sorry, I might be annoying (to you) but I am not as stupid as would have me believe.

I was at Udon Thani.  And that's all I care to say about that topic.  You can believe what you will.  Or not.

You have lost any credibility you might have ever thought you had in your own mind.

If you were there you know damn well the reality of "borders" in that time and place.  Yes, I was based in Thailand.  And I "traveled" from there.

What the hell is your point?

yah, the sick part of me just had to comment on this...and i finished the beer i was drinking while reading all of this.

sorry. back to your regularly scheduled program, which was my desire to have a penis.

if i had one, i would be smacking EVERYONE with it...with the Prince Albert.

hell. i even thought of a name for my penis..i shall call it

THE penis.  

lol. you guys crack me up.

who wants a penis.

It looks like someone is going to get seriously screwed by Mother Nature. Do you suppose it's a strap-on. If not, what's your take, circumcised or not?

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I got no more to say about it.

Stop while you are ahead and stop digging a hole with your false bravado.

Survived Viet Nam. Indeed.

How many different threads do you need to hijack? Did you not already slurp enough of each others' cum attempting to derail hound_dog's thread?

If I started the hijacking on any of them I'll gladly appologize.  I'd much prefer to have the discussions stay on topic.

another helpless, hopeless, female that needs you to prop her ass up.  Most do quite well without the WK's.

BTW, in your long, bloated toxic spill you posted above, you got it wrong.  Nobody picks on the new kid.  They pick on the newkid who thinks he knows it all, sees it all, and has done it all.  However you only fool a few.  Your instant White Knight approach is what got you noticed.

You must know and hate Mattgina, to want to dethrone him in such a short time span!

You are just so...........Pathtically Limp!

the only time you even get on this board is to point out what you don't like.  No one cares any more about your opinion here than they do on the PR board.  A man without a home!  Wonder why?

i think a lot of women have them.

lol.

So you peeled potatoes behind the lines. Stop going for the pity hero fuck here on the board.

Has nothing to do w/anything. You’re an unvetted alias too.

BTW, I’m  George W. Bush, I've just been fucking w/you w/my alias, he, he....he, he.....

THE POST ABOVE THIS HAS BEEN EVALUATED FOR RAW SEWAGE CONTENT.

The supposed author of it is one of a pack of indistinguishable vermin who are known to breed in anonymity, detesting any opinion different from their own.  It has been found devoid of redeeming social value but chocked full of self loathing and hate.  The Lies/Word index is far above the toxic level deemed safe for human consumption.

Read at your own peril.  Prolonged exposure has been shown to transmute humans into Pigly Men and hasten the death of brain cells.

for your background and also for your military service. it seems you've had an interesting life and learned from it.

leaving the phone number on a blotter... too funny!

it would be nice if this world were simple and could be divided into categories cleanly:

1) those who've had an interesting life, learned from it, and have something to say and
2) the thoughtless adolescent pack.

but, remarkably, there are cross overs who defy categorization.

it is not just a discussion place, it is also a market. market competition can sometimes create odd behaviors by a few.

How is it one "survives" a war in the jungle and rice patties?

I'll tell you how, you fight like a son of a bitch that's how. And, you do not go on public forums basking in lies about what and where you served.

I seriously doubt if you were even in the military let alone in the Nam. Any person who was in the military would never have such lack of respect for true combat veterans as to post about their "survival" on public forums, where you can get caught in your pathetic lies.

You have no respect even among us Manginas.

...your the traney cum slurper my man!

great reviews, what do you do? cruise CL for your next victim, your ave. perf. score is about 6-7, guess they just can't keep up w/your sexual prowess...in other words.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs&feature=related

enjoy your cum swapping w/your boy friends zisker!

Not that I expect you will understand what I am saying.

Read my post.  I disrespected no one.  I said I survived, not exactly pounding my chest and basking.  I came back stateside feeling lucky, feeling I did some good things, and feeling I did some things that disgusted me.  Today I can't tell you if the good outweighs the disgusting.  If you were there, and I suspect you were, I am sure you have your own set of skeletons.  You had your job there, you survived, good for you.

I had my job there, I survived it doing what I needed to do.  I greatly respected the military guys I was there with.  But get your damn eyesight checked before you start spewing your lies about what I did or didn't claim to do over there.  Play your petty games about escorts and manly men if you want, life over there was not something to joke about or lie about.  I did enough lieing while I was there.

Go back and read my post that set you off.

Did I say I was in the military?  No.  I said I was in country.  Sorry I didn't bother to get my passport stamped when I wandered across the boarder for what you imply was a picnic. If all you know or all you remember or all you want to believe served with honor were those in uniform then you are a more ignorant shit than I had given you credit for.

Did you get up to UT?  Walk around a bit?  Was everyone you saw there in uni?  If you got that far north you know the answers.  Quit being such a conceted self-centered blow hard.  Others fought and died, I was just one of the lucky SOBs who came back to the base each time I went out for a while.  Some very good men did not and for you to say they were cowards and frauds just because they weren't in uniform is disgusting.

If you don't have a clue what I'm talking about then it isn't worth trying to explain.  If you do then you know god damn well I won't give you the details.

Last comment from me on this topic.

The supposed author of it is one of a pack of indistinguishable vermin who are known to breed in anonymity, detesting any opinion different from their own.  It has been found devoid of redeeming social value but chocked full of self loathing and hate.  The Lies/Word index is far above the toxic level deemed safe for human consumption.

Read at your own peril.  Prolonged exposure has been shown to transmute humans into Pigly Men and hasten the death of brain cells.

back in grade-school now?

Do you really expect anyone to click on your youtube link? Trying to show off a skill that my six year old niece can perform?

And you went to read my reviews? What the hell for? You really are obsessed with other guys here. You seem very upset to have had your circle-jerk interrupted. Don't worry, you still have a little left on your chin you can save for later.

As for 6-7 score, since some of my reviews are sensual massage only, 7 is  max score to give. Congratulations on showing off your lack of reading skills among everything else. Of course, given that you are hiding behind an alias, you probably have nothing but a bunch of 2's and 3's in your review history, if you even write any at all. Taking a pot shot at somebody else's reviews when yours are hidden...how convenient.



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