One time I left without my shoes.  Was a great session obviously.  Did not get to far and turned around before the elevator.

Do the girls even care? Other than the envelope, girls have left behind blue tooth speakers, underwear, pocket mirrors, assorted jewelry, etc.  

When I've reminded them, they seemed to be a bit distracted with an, "oh yeah" thanks attitude. As in they didn't really care and wouldn't have missed the items at the end of the day.

Weird.

but once or twice I've had a gal leave her panties behind, but I think that was on purpose.

 
One gal did leave a pair of stripper shoes, and another her laptop which I had to send to her.

 
I, on the other hand, am always leaving behind things.   Just today my scarf, and bottles of massage oil innumerable.

common or not, you didn't name her.  

Just a thought - I used to lick the envelope and seal it - now I just put  piece of scotch tape to seal it - I think it's easier for them to open either then or later.

Actually yes. Forgot the envelope and he called for me to come back lol. I was pretty embarrassed but happy he was honest lol. I've actually done it 2x ...probably bc I don't fuss with the money beforehand. Sounds like she had fun...always a plus in this business.

Women who gorget the money

Sounds like a druggie.wise up

...that some people exhibit when "pussy drunk" (as it's been referred to before

The effect of endorphins and other feel-good chemicals in our systems after a particularly good session can have strange effects on people, both clients and providers. Forgetting things, not being sure of the way back -- it's all the context of the experience and the chemical high that we're riding (if things went well).

Y'all have a great holiday season -- Feliz Navidad!