: TER General Board Discussion : Now that's funny. eom

NewEnglandGangsta 1843 reads

posted 12 years ago

1 / 6

secret chart revealed: this simple rule of 3 determines relationship status.

A provider who let's me stick around another 30 min is a keeper.
A provider who let's me stick around another 3 hours to 30 hours is a friend in real life.
A girl who sticks around for 3 weeks to 3 years is a girl friend.

A girl who refuses to leave for 3 to 30 years or more is a wife.

JohnyComeAlready 442 reads

posted 12 years ago

2 / 6

NEG, Quit being a neg. (eom)

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta

A provider who let's me stick around another 30 min is a keeper.
A provider who let's me stick around another 3 hours to 30 hours is a friend in real life.
A girl who sticks around for 3 weeks to 3 years is a girl friend.

A girl who refuses to leave for 3 to 30 years or more is a wife.

LuvTheBoardBoys 411 reads

posted 12 years ago

3 / 6

Now that's funny. eom

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta

A provider who let's me stick around another 30 min is a keeper.
A provider who let's me stick around another 3 hours to 30 hours is a friend in real life.
A girl who sticks around for 3 weeks to 3 years is a girl friend.

A girl who refuses to leave for 3 to 30 years or more is a wife.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 399 reads

posted 12 years ago

4 / 6

Must really have bad life

Cheer up dude.

You are responsible for your happiness.

Normally I have things to do so, I am not hanging around 3 minutes an if I have longer time then, I book a longer appointment and fuck.

NewEnglandGangsta 401 reads

posted 12 years ago

5 / 6

Do you always misunderstand humor?

No wonder people are nominating you for that trophy the four horsemen are always talking about. Who are the four horsemen anyway?

GaGambler 628 reads

posted 12 years ago

6 / 6

We are actually the four "whoresmen"

I haven't been on a horse for years, but I do try to mount a whore at least a few times every week. lol

as for humor, annoyingfungus appears to have simply been born without a sense of humor. Besides being a lead candidate for SPOTY, he is a lock for "Grumpiest" poster as well. I honestly can't remember him ever having been in a good mood. The only upside to his being here is that it gives the rest of us someone to laugh at, but unfortunately not someone to laugh "with"