"Could you please hurry?  My boyfriend could be back any second."

Needless to say, I didn't see her again and too bad because otherwise it was a pretty decent session.

I have a few trigger phrases that will immediately put me on edge, and on alert if a client says them during our time together. I imagine that the comments are mostly harmless, and I try my best not to show my angst although I have failed at that more than once or twice.

From a guy's perspective, mentioning anything about time is a mood killer.  Yes, I know our time together is not endless, but don't bring it up.  Set an alarm on your phone.  

I can certainly see how mentioning time would be a mood killer for you guys. I use an hour long soothing sounds cd to keep the time, and since I've heard it 100's of time, I can generally tell when it's time to start ending things without mentioning time to him.
When our time is up, however, and I'm putting on my robe... or sitting up and he's not taking the hint, I will mention it.

That's a different situation and completely understandable from your perspective.  I just need a moment or two to get ready to depart.

Once I picked up a gal I've seen before, we went back to her place and got it on while her boyfriend was passed out in the other room. Come to think of it, the encounter took place either on the staircase or the front entry way to her home. She must have snuck out to make a quick buck, I wouldn't call it a session and it certainly wasn't that great. I must have been inebriated at the time.

I don't think there can be any worse comment said than that one.  Ouch!

Us guys need a moment to gather our thoughts and belongings before we leave.

I agree, mentioning time is a mood killer and at times knowing you have limited time to perform well is rough enough on some of us.

I like to tell gals how beautiful they look while we are making love.  It's not just a line, a gal's face really does exude a wonderful aura during sex.

I love to hear gals say that they love how my cock feels in them.  It may be hooey, but I don't care, it makes me swoon.

So, what are some of the things you like to hear?

Any mention of how he wants me to come. Even if there was a chance, he just blew it right there. An immediate turn off.

My last GF didn't complain about gagging when doing Deep throat.
 My last GF's pussy tasted like sweet peaches.  
 My last GF loved giving me BJ's.  
 My last GF loved sex 24/7.
 My last GF loved anal.
 My last GF loved to shop here.
 My last GF looked great in that dress.
 My last GF swallowed.  
 MY last GF was a VS model.
 My last GF was very intelligent.
 My last GF turned heads everywhere we went.
 My last GG was very athletic.
 My last GF could swim like a Mermaid    
 My last GF loved sex in the morning.
 My last GF loved  waking me up with a BJ.
 My last GF brought other Gals home to share with me.  
 My last GF wasn't a dumb stripper like you.  
 My last GF loved when I woke  her  up with my Dick in her face.  
 My last GF never asked me for money.
 My last GF had a great job.
 My last GF would bait her own hook.
 My last GF was/wasn't a hooker.

Posted By: TaylorMassage

I have a few trigger phrases that will immediately put me on edge, and on alert if a client says them during our time together. I imagine that the comments are mostly harmless, and I try my best not to show my angst although I have failed at that more than once or twice.  
   
 Mentioning that condoms don't feel as nice as condom-less sex is the biggest trigger for me. Suddenly, I feel as though this person may be willing to sneakily remove the condom and all of my focus shifts to ensuring that it is still in place. The fun of the session is gone, and I'm turned into the condom police, that really sucks.  
   
 Comments about their "clean bill of health" std status, also put me on edge. I suppose I'm happy that they're std free, or at least believe themselves to be, but mentioning that to me makes me feel that they believe they pose no threat to me, so condom-less sex should be allowed. Once again, I'm turned into the condom police  
   
 I'm sure there are others that really get under my skin, but I'm very curious to hear your peeve phrases.  
 Guys, ladies, please share.... and give your why.

...or your boyfriends, FBs etc (or seeing pictures of them on your ipad, as one provider did)...  

Do you mean like hard, fast, or to the left?

Personally, I would find it a buzz-kill if you mentioned that the CD you use to time your session is one you've heard "100's of times." lol

Guess you'll just have to fake it  LOL

When a new client tries to ingratiate himself with me by saying,  

I meant to say I've only heard it a couple of times. 100's of times was, um, hyperbole

Honestly, I probably have heard it 100's of times. I've been using the same cd for over 5 years. And although there are no lyrics, I can hum along to the entire hour of music. To be fair, I've only recently become a fs provider, prior to that I was massage only. Does that it make it better lol?

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I had a provider tell me that I was really lucky because even her boy friend doesn't "get it" so good because she "never" gets on top. My reply was, "does your boyfriend give you an envelope full of cash before you bump uglies?" She stopped talking for a whole 5 minutes (I guess she was pondering the question because she asked me what "bump uglies" meant ... ahh 20 year old's.), my mood was killed for the night. The GFE fantasy was over for me. Last I heard, she's not providing anymore. Wonder why?

You know, I don't think they're ever trying to be creepy.  And you know what else, I think somehow that just might make it worse.

I just like to hear her moan in ecstasy.  That is the ultimate aphrodisiac and really says it all.

You can keep all my photos, and feel free to take some more lol.

Such as:
 "do you have a boyfriend or husband?" You know what, the only thing you need to know is that I'm your girlfriend for this hour/hours.
I also don't like when asked if I have siblings cuz my sibling died and it's awkward to say that in session, it ruins the mood and I like to keep it lighthearted and fun...
"How did you get into this?" Um I don't think you want to know so I will just lie...
"Where do you live?" Why do you care?

Being told that my brown eyes look beautiful in the light, or that the lingerie I'm wearing looks lovely against my skin.
Those types of compliments make me feel very special.  


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when both comments are paired together.

like, "I really want you to come" or "I am going to make you come  more than once". And tricks wonder why some hookers fake it. And ironically, the dudes who do say that are the most unattractive or sexually inept and there is no hope in hell it would happen with me.

I practically always turn it down, and it never feels like I did it nicely enough. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, and it just puts me in an awkward position.

I will not do any OTC time if the john asks. I know where that goes and it is not to my benefit as they invariably want more. One guy I see now just does not take the hint and every session I turn him down. I always have something to do after the time is up...real or fake.

a well placed and convincing "I'm cumming" from a lady does it for me. I'm well aware it's likely a fake O, but this is after all a fantasy, so if she acts it out for me I appreciate the effort. If she's good at this lie, she'll build it up with moans and other utterances, perhaps a "I'm going to cum".

I imagine that condoms reduce the sensation for most men, and I don't mind them telling me that they'd prefer a bj or hj because condoms reduce their pleasure. I'm happy to accommodate that.

Biggest turn on for me is her reactions, both physical and verbal.  I enjoy watching her facial expressions and her eyes.  

It has the exact opposite effect on me, and the more, and the louder she says it, the less likely I am to ever cum. Like H+T said, "an immediate turnoff"

I'd likely tell you that once you apply the condom to me, it'll be a short countdown to me losing my erection.  

I've learned some Gals habve a fake provider personna, with fake info for prying hobbiests...  Jokes on them!  

I never ask personal questions and one provider I saw decided one night for no reason I know of, to tell me her 'fake' name.   I never asked or even hinted that I wanted to know.   Since then, for reasons related to travel together I learned her real name.   She never addressed the fake name with me; she just told me her 'other' name  as we got to the airport.  I didn't ask but figured it would be good to know in case of a medical issue.  And maybe that wasn't real too but the ticket agent seemed to believe it was lol.  It wasn't a big deal, but I just was never sure why she did that.

... Arrives at my room and a little while later tells me she need to check in with her husband to keep him from worrying.  Plus he knows the hotel and the room number we are in.  Later she decides that she wants to spend the night for no extra charge, and calls him to let him know.  Weird evening.

Except on a purely spur of the moment situation, like "want to grab a bite?" if the lady has just mentioned that she is hungry towards the end of the session. I almost always leave it up to the lady to actually initiate OTC time. I will oftentimes make the suggestion that "I would love to do something more than a paid date" but I always make sure to "tell her to call me, if she is interested" that way I know she really wants to do something together and isn't just being polite to a paying customer.

Many times when I do this I never here a word from her aside from seeing her on paid dates, on other times in a day or a week I get a call or a text that starts off with "hi, watch you doing???" lol If I don't hear from her, I never repeat the invitation, her silence on the subject is all the answer that I need.

Asking who I have seen or when's the last time I saw someone or what we did together.

Posted By: TaylorMassage

I have a few trigger phrases that will immediately put me on edge, and on alert if a client says them during our time together. I imagine that the comments are mostly harmless, and I try my best not to show my angst although I have failed at that more than once or twice.  
   
 Mentioning that condoms don't feel as nice as condom-less sex is the biggest trigger for me. Suddenly, I feel as though this person may be willing to sneakily remove the condom and all of my focus shifts to ensuring that it is still in place. The fun of the session is gone, and I'm turned into the condom police, that really sucks.  
   
 Comments about their "clean bill of health" std status, also put me on edge. I suppose I'm happy that they're std free, or at least believe themselves to be, but mentioning that to me makes me feel that they believe they pose no threat to me, so condom-less sex should be allowed. Once again, I'm turned into the condom police  
   
 I'm sure there are others that really get under my skin, but I'm very curious to hear your peeve phrases.  
 Guys, ladies, please share.... and give your why.

Last I checked nearly everyone needs to feed to sustain life.

sometimes I have trouble 'finishing' with a condom on.  I hope that the ladies did not think that I was implying I wanted BBFS.  I don't think they did because I've never felt any awkwardness after saying it and it seemed like they knew what I meant.  Plus, I've always been welcomed for a return visit and repeated with several of them.  

You can always finish the remark with.... "it is easier for me to finish with a hj or bj".... then it won't be taken the wrong way.

We finished without a condom, and I don't think you mentioned it, but I could tell that you were probably not going to be able to "get there" with it on. I certainly hope you enjoyed the way things ended

"Dame tu leche" will have the opposite effect on me.

you also know you will see me again.  

Things don't feel as nice with a condom..  
is different from
Things don't feel as nice with a condom so I'd love a bj or hj..
 
The second tells the problem, and the solution and makes me feel much more comfortable.

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Well, everyone has their own perspective. And "yours" (general) is certainly as valid "ours"(also, general)

What do I have to pick up from the market on my way home?

My boyfriend can go all night long.

Droning on about it...

It's the lady who decides whether she's interested/ needs to eat ...I think of it as "networking" in business plus a free meal.
It also should happen pretty naturally.
If she asks, I'm going somewhere to eat or get a drink.  
Often, she's intrigued by the restaurant choice.
It's usually a repeat visit and not a first time (which has maybe happened twice in 15 years)..

Thanks for the reply.  One of the hobbyists sent me a PM and suggested FCs.  I've tried them twice with mixed results, but think I should try again.

Why do you do this?  

They should just quit asking. I mean if the trick says, "Well it was great seeing you, I am off to grab a bite...it then leaves the door open for the hooker to say, "hey would you mind if I tagged along. OTC of course", or she can simply say , "it was great meeting you, have a nice dinner, hope to see you some other time.

I recently saw someone that I saw almost 5 years ago. Apparently at that time, for reasons I still can't recall, he came to my incall and I asked him to leave before our session started. I can only imagine that he was either inebriated to some degree, or something about him just set off my alarms. I have absolutely no idea and I didn't remember him at all.  

just not with a trick. Networking? Just who is he going to slip my info to to add to my clientele? This is not like the usual networking business lunch. He either wants to keep seeing me because I did a good job not because of how much free time he can squeeze out of me.

The underhanded manipulative crap shows the true character or lack thereof if a trick has an agenda when he asks her for OTC time.  As in if she declines I won't see her again, if she accepts, then hmmm how much more can I wring out of her?  

I think that you just have an aversion to anything fun.  That's fine...I guess if it works for you.

I guess not well enough if all your paying dudes are seeking more than the hourly fees.

I just can't keep track. LOL!

What am I to believe now?  The foundations of my world have been shaken

Between your paranoia and utter disgust for men...it's a toss-up.

I said my name was not BillyBob.

Of course, a huge turn on is a respectful, sweet gentleman who is polite and doesn't try to do certain things without first asking.

i've seen one lady a number of times, and her standard line when our rime is up is a very friendly, "so, what are your plans for the rest od the day (night)?"

I've had a couple guys contact me with references, and they tell me the real name of their reference! It's weird, like I'm pretty sure that this chick who I've never met, probably wouldn't want me to know her real name lol...
Besides, what am I supposed to say when I contact her: "he says your real name is ___"...like really? Lol

Xoxo,
Former stalker victim. Lol

So does that mean, "give me your man milk" or what. Lol!

If you would elaborate on that - I would really appreciate it.  

I am unashamedly stealing and riffing off your "anything you want" response, to the tune of handsome centaurs with dark hair and green eyes carrying Louboutin shoeboxes filled with checks sufficient to cover my legal bills

When I first started hobbyist after the open marriage agreement with my wife, I was on a date with a pro. Both the provider and I were new to this. In the initial get to know conversation I mentioned my wife's and mine arrangement.  

Honestly, I know what time I walked in or vice versa and begin working on her 5th "O" so to finish in time for her to have a smoke and a bath before her next session starts.

But not a fertile intellect.  More and more, you remind me of one of these

at lest she has the good sense to post under an alias, unlike BSCTaylor who actually uses her real stage name..  Now THAT's, marketing! LOL!
We know she said she'd never see anyone from TER but we also know that's a lie.

There once was a very popular provider who got a boyfriend who would call her phone and she would say that's ----telling me times up. Then if she didn't call him back in 5 minutes or so he would call again and tell the client to leave.

I didn't care if she knew I was married. She asked, I answered. Then middle of sex she brought it up again. Before sex fine, after fine but during I want to focus on the woman I am fucking. It is about us then and not my wife. It is like a client mid sex talking about your clients. You told him your a sex worker right? Most providers find that annoying don't they?

Yo Nicky!  

But some of your sisters disagree.  

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at least get your facts right. I know that's asking alot but give it a shot. Taylor much?

That was a nice thing for you to do especially after only a couple visits with him, taylor

You post under every comment of his and HE'S the stalker? How do you figure?  

That's wild.  I guess they want to impress you with the fact that they're such a good client that they're trusted with her real name.  Or what they think may be her name lol. Def puts you in an odd spot.  I can't quite figure out why guys want to know 'real' names either.  I mean, like if I was dating Marilyn Monroe I think I'd rather know her as Marilyn than Norma Jean Whateveritishernamewas.    

I understand why a guy says it feels better without a condom, thats a given. But I am 60 yrs old want  and the fact of the matter is I just cant seem to orgasm wearing a condom. Thats not to say I'm not enjoying what we're doing, I am, I'm just not going to cum that way. I don't want her to feel she's not giving me pleasure,she is, I just want to let her know I would like to finish with a HJ or russian etc. Should I tell her this maybe before we get started?

Posted By: TaylorMassage

I have a few trigger phrases that will immediately put me on edge, and on alert if a client says them during our time together. I imagine that the comments are mostly harmless, and I try my best not to show my angst although I have failed at that more than once or twice.  
   
 Mentioning that condoms don't feel as nice as condom-less sex is the biggest trigger for me. Suddenly, I feel as though this person may be willing to sneakily remove the condom and all of my focus shifts to ensuring that it is still in place. The fun of the session is gone, and I'm turned into the condom police, that really sucks.  
   
 Comments about their "clean bill of health" std status, also put me on edge. I suppose I'm happy that they're std free, or at least believe themselves to be, but mentioning that to me makes me feel that they believe they pose no threat to me, so condom-less sex should be allowed. Once again, I'm turned into the condom police  
   
 I'm sure there are others that really get under my skin, but I'm very curious to hear your peeve phrases.  
 Guys, ladies, please share.... and give your why.

and that CIA pop music?

In our hobby, we all use protection for a variety of different reasons. CFS, or covered full service is our hobby description. When she used the saran wrap to cover her pussy during daty, I couldn't believe it. The only time that's ever happened to me. It was anything but decadent. I was a good sport and tried it, but after a lick or two, it was time to move on to something else. That lady also was quoted elsewhere on my list above, and she was 45 minutes late. It was one of the worst sessions I've ever had. To add insult to injury, she had the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen. So to cover it was a huge disappointment

Sorry to tell you that LR has left the building, but she is missed.

for me a turn off is when the lady discusses the sexual prowess of her other clients. Let's see, there was "he came four times during our session" and "he's as big around as a Coke can."  
not quite as bad but also in same camp is "wait a minute, let me finish checking my messages" or "I just need to email this guy back, I'll be with you in a minute"

Maybe you should ask your good buddy that very question as to why he 'still' continually mentions me in threads that I'm not even a part of....day after day. But I will call out and respond here or there when he does continually post derogatory comments in this gesture. All anyone has to do is a search and you can count 9x out of 10 in some way shape or form, his referencing of me 'first'. But yes you are correct, it's beyond me at this point. And yes, of course it's a lil game to him. If he has nothing better to do with his time, I could certainly give him a job to do 'better' for the world if that's the case. Let me know. It'd be my pleasure to be his boss for a bit and ship his ass into shape. He'd be singing a different tune come the end of his internship.  

I know why I am here, I get paid to fuck men other women refuse. So since you are in that category it stands to reason you would be touchy that a hooker doesn't want to spend OTC time and wants to be paid. As long as the hooker you hire does a good job of pretending she cares and is into you is all you need to worry about

If you don't want to chat about your wife, don't mention her at all. And for the record I could care less what the john I am with talks about, his wife, my clients, doesn't bother me. I tune most of it out anyway and get on with what I am being paid to do.

That's rich.  She who has melted down and reappeared with new handles, created false handles to praise herself, spewed misinformation and wrong speculation here, and recently embarrassed herself so badly on the Newbie Board the "host" (who is legendary for his patience) had to bring her up short.
I suggest you do what the rest of us do when scanning her posts: sit back and chuckle.
Oh, and Earth to Min Min: what I was actually doing was trying to draw you out.  Looks like I succeeded! Thanks for playing!

Look I would gladly talk about my wife before or after but during sex both my focus and hers should be on the enjoyment of the other and not the others other partners. She wasn't on par with the woman she was forcing comparisons to. Not even close. That alone casts her in a bad light. Add in at the time I couldn't even kiss the pros as it didn't feel right it annoyed me to no end.  

almost ended the session.  I was with this HOT HOT HOT young thing-I don't think she is in the business any longer, but you can see her video on youtube...Jenna Exotic-and I am and old fart and just as she turns her exquisite ass to me for a little doggy, I blurt out, trying to be funny...Wow, are you even old enough to be doing this?  Needless to say it didn't go over well, but we recovered and had a great session and several afterwards.

Posted By: TaylorMassage

I have a few trigger phrases that will immediately put me on edge, and on alert if a client says them during our time together. I imagine that the comments are mostly harmless, and I try my best not to show my angst although I have failed at that more than once or twice.  
   
 Mentioning that condoms don't feel as nice as condom-less sex is the biggest trigger for me. Suddenly, I feel as though this person may be willing to sneakily remove the condom and all of my focus shifts to ensuring that it is still in place. The fun of the session is gone, and I'm turned into the condom police, that really sucks.  
   
 Comments about their "clean bill of health" std status, also put me on edge. I suppose I'm happy that they're std free, or at least believe themselves to be, but mentioning that to me makes me feel that they believe they pose no threat to me, so condom-less sex should be allowed. Once again, I'm turned into the condom police  
   
 I'm sure there are others that really get under my skin, but I'm very curious to hear your peeve phrases.  
 Guys, ladies, please share.... and give your why.

I am a pharmacist and once working in a retail store, I'm plugging away at the computer with my head down and I hear this sweet voice say, "Excuse me sir, but have you ever used these?"  I begin to look up and see a box of Trojan Magnums sticking in my face.  I hesitantly raise my gaze a little further and it's my WIFE being a smartass and grinning from ear to ear, so without missing a beat I reply, "Yes Miss, but I find them a tad snug".

I presume it goes far back in your childhood....perhaps you suffered some mental/physical abuses that have carried you into this horrendous world.

The one that gets me, is when a lady mentions her boyfriend or hubby. Trust me, I'm all about the NSA and I don't confuse this for dating. But during my time with a provider, I like to fantasize about the GFE. And hearing about her significant other kind of is a bummer.  

I'll hit htg on her cell and see how regulars do it.

If not for OTC, I wouldn't be hitched right now
OTC between sexy people who are guaranteed to fuck is the one reason I'm in this world.  

I don't need to waste my time I want to spend with true friends or doing things I love on johns. They either want to see me or not. I do a good job when they are paying me, they repeat and it is not because I have spent my valuable time listening to their blathering on my time. I will listen to all their crap and smile nicely and nod and agree etc when being paid.  

Number one, no one from here would see you unless it's free. Yes, we know...

Of course your time is valuable.  I'm sure you honestly believe it's more valuable than your johns time.  And the funny part is that it's the johns making the money to waste on fucking you.  But there's no accounting for taste...given the pics that many of your sisters post on the picture board.

"Number one, no one from here would see you unless it's free"... interesting some other johns think I have seen tricks from TER so you might want to confer with them as they as they pretty darn sure I have, so that negates the "no-one" absolute.  

This "wild oil ride" you are talking about has actually got me working for a living for a while. Say it isn't so, right? lol

LOL...I went to a gents house about 5 years back, and he had EVERY pic I'd ever used in an ad & my website, printed out, and taped up on his windows, doors, and walls.....yea, creepy to say the least.  

Yep I'm a fortune teller

At least she changed her tune... Now, there are choices.  

Well,  have had most ladies ask me what I do IRL, and it makes me cringe  a little, even though I know you see all types. They also often  ask marital status. I have had several bring up boyfriends, husbands, sugar daddies, kids, how they started providing, "real" names. All without me asking anything. And a discussion/advice on hobbying seems to always come up. And one brought up STDs after we were redressed.
     I used to have several friends who danced, They had a stage name, one they gave their clients as their "real" name, and then their true name. I think there was often a second "real" name. I suspect providers are the same, and don't expect to learn the name on their DL. But if traveling, especially if passports were involved, it might be needed
    So, while I know not to bring up some topics ( and never have), reading those make you cringe, but having experienced ladies asking me the same things was kind of funny....

"Talk dirty to me."