This is not a "What do you do if this happens?" question, just wondering if you have had things that were difficult to explain?

I'm not talking about a S&M session either because you can pretty much bet there will be discoloration somewhere after that. I have been kicked in the head while changing positions, I have had a dart hit me in the chest, bruising on my ear from a nibble (okay it was a bite), scratches down my back, and of course that tattoo was hard to explain LOL.

I'm not sure if I should quit drinking on dates, or if I keep going back for more punishment because deep down I like it.

So have any of you had injuries that were hard to explain?

....because after a "regular" session my ass looked pretty red for at least 1 day afterwards and i'm brown skin so for it to be obvious you know it was some serious business.

Oh God yes....but none were intentional.  I've had nibble scars and back scratches....a slight hikey on my neck.  The weird one was a high heel gashing my thigh during a rather vigorus romp.  It took over a month to heal and oddly, the hardest to explain.

Besides, did I not shoot better aiming at your head? LOL.

somehow I'm not sure if I will want the girl to leave the heels on now or off, lol

which head?

I will only say I was surprised at how far the blood shoots. Once pressure was applied and I regained consciousness everything was okay, and no need to call the paramedics.

Balancing of the apple was tricky at first but it was nothing a little bubblegum couldn't handle, lol

how many bruises I have on my legs in hotels where the bed is jacked up on the bottom. I also tend to forget the layout of a hotel room when I am half asleep, so I run into stuff all the time. I am pretty damn clumsy.

I told you the shower floor was slippery, lucky you didn't go through the glass door LOL

the doctor in the ER I went to when I noticed it called is a hemotoba, and said it would go away in a week or two, and fortunatly it did.

It was from this wild gal with a cast iron pussy doing cow girl with me without a condom (This was way back before anyone had heard of AIDS.

Thankfully I was not married or I would have had some 'splaing to do.

I was down in Houston and went to a strip club. I had a lap dance from a VERY aggressive stripper. While she was doing her thing I felt a pop down below. Went into the men's room and my cock was black. Broken blood vessel. Had to hide it for about a week when I got home after the trip.

But that was caused from me thinking I had more room on my side of the bed.
I obviously did not as I ended up half falling and hitting my leg on the side of the bed causing a bruise for a few days.That is what I get for not looking at where I was going I was a little preoccupied

I'm not rough at all during sessions and neither are my clients. I have really sensitive skin, and even if I barely bump into something I'll have a bruise. I'm use to it.

Are you saying I need to gain weight? I'm a vegetarian btw.

But you need a hamburger.
Men want tough women.
Even though they won't admit it.

Viva Las Vegas!!!  You are spectacular!

Now I often have the smell of her perfume on my clothes, but I just blame it on seeing someone I knew at the bar...she also dropped her lipstick on my zipper. LMAO

I know I had a goooood time when I wake up with unexxxplainable bruises...

xxx
Jinni

I don't drink any less either so the opportunity for any injury is always increased.

I like trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together the next day, lol

MM

Just sayin your pretty bod might bruise less..
It can be a sign of malnutrition.

Oh...

Ouch!  Be thankful you didn't have an injury like Ray Elbe's.

The story sure brought tears to my eyes.