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Nothing personal, Robbin. Just the word "Always."
munchinmuffin 75 Reviews 3011 reads
posted
1 / 27

I am curious to hear the range of responses to this question and see whether the answers cluster around a specific score or not.  So here's the background:

While each guy's ejaculate tastes a bit different (presumably), when considering your total experience of sucking a guy off and having tasted a number of samples, how would you rate overall the taste of the creamy stuff on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is just awful and perhaps the worst tasting thing you have ever had in your mouth; a 10 is delicious and would be described as ambrosia (food of the gods) versus a 5 which is pretty neutral (not bad tasting, but not good tasting, easily swallowable, but not something you would seek our to taste).

For those who currently allow CIM, those that don't (but have had the experience) how would you rate it overall?

There will be a followup question for the guys with regard to the taste of a woman's coochie...only fair!

Dr Who revived 1318 reads
posted
2 / 27

Many of the gals I know well don't do CIM...and those that allow it tolerate it.  They have all told me that if it tasted like strawberries and cream they'd suck it all fucking day.

And of course you have a few die hard's here that have been told to eat pineapple shit...and they claim to do so to appease a hooker.  But the gals who are honest here refute that nonsense.  

Can we ask who shit's rainbows next?

bonordonor 1084 reads
posted
3 / 27

sea urchin. I almost lost my lunch & my mind when I tried my first sea urchin. No one understands unless they have tried it. One of the world's worst "foods".

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1183 reads
posted
4 / 27

They probably think it tastes like Benjies.

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USGrantlover 221 Reviews 1168 reads
posted
5 / 27

Taste if not swallow. EVERY single one says the same thing. It ALWAYS tastes sweet. Imagine that.  

Posted By: munchinmuffin
I am curious to hear the range of responses to this question and see whether the answers cluster around a specific score or not.  So here's the background:  
   
 While each guy's ejaculate tastes a bit different (presumably), when considering your total experience of sucking a guy off and having tasted a number of samples, how would you rate overall the taste of the creamy stuff on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is just awful and perhaps the worst tasting thing you have ever had in your mouth; a 10 is delicious and would be described as ambrosia (food of the gods) versus a 5 which is pretty neutral (not bad tasting, but not good tasting, easily swallowable, but not something you would seek our to taste).  
   
 For those who currently allow CIM, those that don't (but have had the experience) how would you rate it overall?  
   
 There will be a followup question for the guys with regard to the taste of a woman's coochie...only fair!

hbyist+truth=;( 1270 reads
posted
6 / 27

I really wish I felt otherwise. And CPA is right, no amount of pineapple makes any difference.

bonordonor 1204 reads
posted
7 / 27

go in for the "lap up", "oh that tasted so good I want the "post cum", too". Damn! what a feeling after an awesome orgasm.

westcoastjohny 1138 reads
posted
8 / 27

they get on their knees and lay their head back, open mouth, tongue waiting for it.......only had that once

USGrantlover 221 Reviews 1223 reads
posted
10 / 27

You're not seeing the 'right ladies' lol

Posted By: westcoastjohny
they get on their knees and lay their head back, open mouth, tongue waiting for it.......only had that once

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1169 reads
posted
13 / 27

Those are the Catholic ladies. They learn that at their First Communion. Also when they're taught to swallow without chewing.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1369 reads
posted
14 / 27

DFK with your mouth full might give them a clue!

Posted By: RobbinYoung
And to end the constant cum bashing...why don't the guys that believe cum tastes crummy, go suck a dick and find out for yourselves! ;) lol  
   
Posted By: munchinmuffin
I am curious to hear the range of responses to this question and see whether the answers cluster around a specific score or not.  So here's the background:  
     
  While each guy's ejaculate tastes a bit different (presumably), when considering your total experience of sucking a guy off and having tasted a number of samples, how would you rate overall the taste of the creamy stuff on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is just awful and perhaps the worst tasting thing you have ever had in your mouth; a 10 is delicious and would be described as ambrosia (food of the gods) versus a 5 which is pretty neutral (not bad tasting, but not good tasting, easily swallowable, but not something you would seek our to taste).  
     
  For those who currently allow CIM, those that don't (but have had the experience) how would you rate it overall?  
     
  There will be a followup question for the guys with regard to the taste of a woman's coochie...only fair!

SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 1086 reads
posted
16 / 27

It's definitely better than sea urchin! ;)

mrfisher 111 Reviews 956 reads
posted
18 / 27
FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 1086 reads
posted
20 / 27
TheSilverFaux 1143 reads
posted
21 / 27

I try to avoid coffee, eat lots of fruit and drink a lot of water throughout the day! Recently had a multiple CIM session, so I guess the first taste wasn't that bad! :) Maybe THAT is why she called me Sweetie! :

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1054 reads
posted
22 / 27

Cum is cool and all, but it's like booze. You don't drink it for the taste.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 981 reads
posted
24 / 27

Here again, a set routine rather than spontaneous exploration of the moment.

Am I the only one who finds this boring?!

What does a guy have to do and how much does it cost to find an experience he's never had before?

If women could ever figure this out and just relax and run with it even MARRIAGE would work.

Who publishes the script that outlines the acceptable BBBJ followed by the seven acceptable positions that constitute the acceptable session with the acceptable sensations that result in the acceptable feelings?

I think I'm going to log out, have an acceptable dinner, and listen to some acceptable music.

I hope you find this post acceptable. If not, just post an acceptable troll flame or else crawl off to an acceptable hellhole and have a nice, acceptable meltdown.

I mean, really, Robbin! Of all people I would not have expected such from you!

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 898 reads
posted
25 / 27
Midatlantic 838 reads
posted
26 / 27

to some extent also.

For instance, I was with two providers once, and unloaded in one woman's mouth, who (and they had truly never met before) proceeded to stand above the other woman and let my goo drip into the second woman's mouth from about two feet above her.  Of course, some missed, which woman #2 swept into her mouth with her fingers and swallowed.

It was sublime, as I recall what took place.

I'll never, ever ask a woman not to DT and swallow, but that kind of improve was crazy.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 919 reads
posted
27 / 27

The "always does such and such and such" often sets off a downer. We've never met IRL, let alone had a session (maybe my loss, maybe yours, who can say), but in general I react poorly, perhaps disgracefully, when presented with the approach of a pat routine. I know that tailoring each encounter to the whims of each customer can be a mind-boggling drag in any form of entertainment, and that's not really the best alternative anyway. Too much forethought.

But once two people meet, the interaction (for the client) is a neve-been-never-will-be-again moment in what is probably an otherwise drab existence. So...wouldn't it be nice if the lady he chose from the hundreds that made themselves available to him in his geographical area would simply put aside the well rehearsed sequence of erotic numbers she "usually" offers up and-- I don't know-- just wing it?

Why THINK about what you're going to do? Why not just do what the moment suggests? Granted, the moment might suggest that you kick the bum out on his ass, but Beauty Demands Risk, so the poor fool ought to be ready to accept that possibility. OTOH, something outlandishly magical might ensue, something far more erotic and unique than anything either of you could have planned.

The problem with TALKING about it here on the board is that this TALKING already robs the encounter of its spontaneity. Talking about it as an prologue to the session is even worse.

There is already too much planning involved: set time, set place, set monetary exchange, set menu boundaries... At least the interaction itself might skate along the edge of the unknown.

Some women get this right off. Some could complete a six-year advanced degree in Sexual Improv and still not master it.

Okay, a first rendezvous poses a risk of another kind to a provider, so she might be reluctant to abandon control to the trust and commitment of just reacting to a stranger's dynamics, but still...

Asking you to look at the word ALWAYS a second time. That's all.

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