if your estate is still open. Your executor can sign you / it up for a Bye Bye Birdie send off including a phantasy phallic coffin and 21-bun salute. Additional charges may apply if they have to exhume your body for this very special once-in-a-lifetime treat.
Since The Trump Cream Factory charges 5k for the hour that's quite a gift card. Since all their ladies are reviewed at 10/10, I'll find the lady with the most interesting posts, and schedule her. We'll laugh about the old days when you could get laid for 500.
We should legalize it. It has been going on for thousands of years and will be going on for another thousand. We should stop wasting valuable resources going after adults having fun. Just focus on sex slavery.
if your estate is still open. Your executor can sign you / it up for a Bye Bye Birdie send off including a phantasy phallic coffin and 21-bun salute. Additional charges may apply if they have to exhume your body for this very special once-in-a-lifetime treat.
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