Actually, it was more like 3 dreams with a prologue and an epilogue.

Please let me know if you'd like. reference to a good mohel. Guillotines are so messy.
Second of all, regarding MP67, I presume the flasks were empty.
Last, didn't you have any Hannukah dreams? What are you trying to do, challenge my position as the Worst Jew In The World? You really are close. But you'll have to get a tattoo.

it's for a grandchild, unless of course it's a goil.

And fourth, both you fucking heebs can fucking go fuck your fucking selves. Fucking fuck with my fucking good name? Fuck you fucking fucks! I’ll fucking have you know I fucking quit drinking fucking 5 minutes ago. At fucking least till I fucking get off fucking work tomorrow. Fucking work. Whose fucking idea was that? Fucking people as good looking as me shouldn’t fucking have to work. That fucking reminds me. I’m fucking going to the fucking Dallas area in a fucking few weeks and I’d fucking appreciate it if somebody could fucking refer me to a fucking hot provider to fucking fuck the taste out of my fucking mouth. It’d be fucking swell if one of you fucking did the fucking legwork for me since I’m such a fucking prince. 😁

You'll never work in this town again.

You have perhaps the WORST reputation on this entire board for being a foul-mouthed, perpetually drunk, old dirtbag with a SEVERE anger management problem. And you know it is well earned. And, in fact, that you are very proud of it. So shut the fuck up you fucking fucker.
Also, welcome back. I hope you stick around this time.
Oh, and you can fucking thank me any time for letting you know TER was back. Fucker.

A foul-mouthed, perpetually drunk dirtbag of a child with a SEVERE anger management problem, but a child compared to you nonetheless. lmao

Yea Mikey you could have let me know about TER I had to find out on Rub Maps. Sheezz some friend you are.

I hope you don't mean that he is "less mature" than you.  Yes Mikey is about as far from being mature as a person can get, but then again so are you. (and me too for that matter)

I see you've been livening the GDB up again, lol! Stay around this time!

not good you wake you and you find it dream I hate happens I thought masterbation would fix it but it even worse to have a dream masterbating.

Oohh most beautiful lady! Thank you! Uhhh! I missed you! What I want to know is when you'll let me, well you know...!

My brother. Your best man. Thank you! I missed this! I realize I'm more twisted and chemical dependent than any human should be. But for some fucking reason...  

Stick around? That's up to the new management. I admit I'm not 'everyone's cup of tea'. But if anyone doesn't like it they can go fuck themselves. It's as easy as that. I can live with 'rules'. Kinda. Just tell me what I can get away with and we'll see how far I can push it

Dude! I just found out again a week ago! You fell off the earth after we got together! WTF? mrfisher and inicky kept me in the loop. I missed this shit!

Gambler! Right-fucking-on! I missed you brother! You and phil. I talk with mrfisher and inicky all the time, but you know. We gotta get stupid. Matter of fact....  

Who the fuck are you with your fucking incoherent shit? Go fuck yourself, and do it now, you fucking fuck. Fucking rub one out to whom-fucking-ever gets your ass off, you fucking worthless fuck. Fuck.

Steph. I want. Very much so! The board, sure. You, definitely...!  

Steph. If what I saw was correct as far as your location and, would it break your heart if I flew there and spent a weekend with you? Of course you have to show me the great places to eat and such...

FUCK!!!!!

Steph's cup of tea.  I say go for it.  

but yes, where it comes to Inicky, getting stupid really helps in order to have a conversation with him. lmao

English is NOT your first language.  Its like listening to one of the Asian providers their first day of work FOTB.  Whatever your language is, you should run it through a translator before you post it here so its not "incoherent" as MD67 points out.  

Actually, you fucking fucker, English was one of my better subjects, fucker, as well as math and history. I won't go in to my heritage cuz it's too long and involved unless you wanna? It might give you an idea why I have an attitude, fucking smart-ass...!