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Lex Luethors barber5293 reads

Just wanted to know. Lex was asking me to trim his.  ;)

buuuuuuzzzzzzz!

The more hair you trim (down there anyway), the better it is for us. Look at it this way: When eating a peach, it's okay to feel some soft, fuzzy skin. However, do you really want to bite into a peach and find a worm or get a rat's hair stuck between your teeth?  Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara


Trimming does make a BBBJ a better, more uninterrupted  experience.  

Ciara...we get the point but geez!  such visual allusions--I just gotta make sure I cut the right thing off! (where are my glasses anyway!)

...though I suspect the poster assumed I was referring to my pubic hair when I was, in fact, referring to my lawn. I hate yard work. I like to sit up on my deck with a cold beer in hand and watch the hired minions do the mowing...

Is that so wrong?

-- Modified on 1/18/2006 11:11:41 PM

I only hope I can make you smile when...

India with a mosquito net draped around the bed, the candles burning and giving off the fragrance of Jasmine. She enters the bedroom chamber with only a Tiara on, opened enough to see her bulging breasts seaping through the silk . . .

...now the only thing I have to do now is figure out how to get "Little Lex" to calm down enough for me to safely get out my office chair.

and here I was about to offer to trim it for you.

If a woman wants it trimmed down there, she is welcome to do it herself.

In the words of Lex, "Is that so wrong"

It's sort of kinky.  I think I would get off on it. I'd have to really trust the gal with a set of scissors dowm there.  It wouldn't be the time for any wise ass cracks like, "put on a few pounds, haven't ya?"
Overall though, it could be a win-win.

...I'm as much of a homephobe as anyone in here, but I still like to be neat, clean and trimmed with a decent manicure and, on occasion, pedicure.

Not all of us homephobes are slobs.

. . . the hair is getting long and it keeps hetting caught on the zipper when you pee and, if you're uncut, it gets caught under the foreskin.

-- Modified on 1/20/2006 5:52:54 AM

she never noticed.. Well, that will happen when she never sees it!

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