I'd meet her in the hotel lobby. I'd be the older, fat, balding guy with glasses on. I wonder if she'll have a tough time picking me out...LOL.

I am sure you are one of your kind, since most of her clients look like Brad Pitt...

BTW, Why does everyone thing Brad Pitt is the most handsome celebrity around?

just have a cocktail in your right hand and grab your crotch with your left..she will know you..and dont forget your horny grin..they love that..

and walk around the lobby, I'm sure she'll find you

While your at it, just start throwing the money around at the bar lol

...codpiece."

you'll feel my magnetism, you'll see my style, you'll smell my bank roll and I'll catch you while your fainting, before you hit the floor...

every time I'm supposed to meet someone outside of a hotel room, I can always identify him just by his demeanor.  You can tell when someone is looking / waiting for you, even if you have no idea what they look like or what they're wearing.

Funny, why people look at the phone every 2 minutes. As if the phone has whereabouts of the person they are trying to meet.

Just sat in one yesterday for about 45 minutes. Arrived early and got ready to send the text message I was supposed to send at 11:30 AM. Awaited further instructions but got a "Hello how are you" in return. I said fine and waited again. Finally I sent "R we ok" and she sent back "Don't know what you mean".

So I called and discovered that she was not only not in the Hotel but had left the city.

After exchanging a series of emails, all of which said in the subject line, "Thursday incall", she somehow had gotten into her mind that it was Wednesday and was mad at me for being a no-show.

Fortunately, she didn't blacklist me. Or at least she said she didn't.

Getting to be the story of my life in the "hobby".

My guess is 30 more years of gravity has taken a toll......lol.

In this age of smart phones,it's quite common for people to send you a quick text like "in the elevator now" I don't know about you, but my phone doesn't always beep like it should when I get a new text or e-mail, so I glance at it often when waiting for someone.

Mine always beeps though..Loud and clear. I always put my phone on the highest possible beep when getting out of the car and heading to the hotel room.

I have sat in a bar, drinking soda pop, waiting for a friends may times (not hobby related), and have spotted many guys nervously glancing at their phone every ten seconds.  I am sure LE notices them too, and so does the hotel staff.

Maybe what they actually said was It's amazing what an ass he IS"???