...Ok, I'm new to this so I don't even know all the nooks and crannies of this site. So I see there's a part of the board for Top 10 Posters. And, Holy Fuck, I'm listed at Number 3! With a bullet ! How fucking exciting! How fucking sick! Do i win a prize for getting on the podium? Like a free session with the Provider of the Month? Otherwise it just makes me feel like a cheap, run-off-at-the-mouth douchebag. Ok, I'll cop to that. Clearly, this whole TER, hobbyist (gag), provider thing has become an obsession. I'm leaving now to gut off my penis and become a monk. Oh, yeah, I forgot! Monks need their peni to have six with little boys. I am in helllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, well, I am just here to provide cheap entertainment. Your Slut of The Week, inicky46
Clearly, Cleo, we're both well positioned to win the Logorrhea award. But we're in very good company. All in good fun, though. And, on a more serious note, a lot of the posting has taught me quite a bit, so thanks, everyone! I am trying to get my posting addiction under control.
Horny guys forgive hot women for talking incessantly. We know that putting our dicks in their mouths will quiet them down. I personally have no desire to put my dick in yours.
Your dislike of TV, lets you get away with this one too easily You very well know that the Boardies easily spend 5 hours a day on TER! Now, I'm nor saying that this way of time consumption is any less superior or more inferior than any other kind of wanking online or TV viewing, but I just wanted to point out that your math is kinda fuzzy and biased
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