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Not quite Monty Python humor. (eom)
zinaval 7 Reviews 707 reads
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-- Modified on 9/19/2006 2:58:22 PM

goodtofind1007 reads

uh, you're kidding, right? You recognize there's a difference between an Islamic person and an Islamic terrorist? Just like there's a difference between a Christian person and Christian terrorists?

Benevolent Observer657 reads

Yup, here are the current, most accurate definitions for each group.....

Islamic terrorist: One who is so gullible as to actually believe he's going to get 72 virgins for strapping a bomb on his chest.

Islamic Moderate: One who believes he would get 72 virgins if he weren't too lazy and too cowardly to strap a bomb on his back. Instead sits back and mouths fake words about "peace" while ignoring the atrocities committed in his religion's name, yet eager to pour into the street if his paper hero God is looked at cross-eyed by Westerners.

Christian fundamentalist: Actually believes that hatred, intolerance, and bigotry are the way to Jesus' heart and eternal gratitude. Furthermore, actually believes that all commandments contained in the Bible which are convenient and easy to follow should be interpreted in the strictest possible light, and fully legislated as sound government policy. Any commandment contained in the Bible that is inconvenient or difficult to follow is subject to loose interpretation or being outright ignored in order to make life easier.

"moderate" Christian: One who is too lazy or cowardly to stand up for their religion, and is content to allow the fundamentalist freaks in their midst to speak for them.

Please re-read the original post before slamming. It clearly states Islamic Terrorists.

Bush Whacker754 reads

Definition:

fundamentalist, (Fund) -- to give cash, (amentalist) -- without a mind.

Bigot, One who doesn't know the differnce between islam and sikh, then spews the ignorance in the form of humorless diatribes.

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