If you were offered a multi-year lucrative contract to do porn films, would you?

I didn't do it long. Private label, made to order fetish stuff...I didn't like it so I started escorting instead. I make more money and have more control escorting anyway.

HELL NO. Yes, in all caps LOL.  

Several years ago, I did decide I would do porn  (unsure now just WHY I thought this was a good idea) and even got on with an agency.   But there was very little work available for me so it wouldn't really have been worth it to make the trip out to Cali

It was called “Buick Bacchanal.” Fish played the part of a traveling vitamin salesman and I was a hitchhiker. All of the action took place in the back of his Park Avenue.  We were scheduled to shoot the sequel, “Buick LeSatyr,” but he’s such an insatiable beast that I had to back out from exhaustion.  

47 Shades of CPA

"Hindus and Hula"

you do realize that there are two gentlemen with that handle... Mr.Fisher and mrfisher.  The latter is the one who owns the Buick, so I suspect you meant him and not the former who you referenced. Yes, I can be pedantic putz at times. LOL.

Don't do porno with a drunk, fake lawyer without a contract. Of course, Fish already knew that, so don't count on that check! lol

If it's shot on location, count me in.

A double with the two of you would be such a sexy hoot.

and I'll take it over any of the "isms"...the collection plate pays off WAY better

She comes up with some funny shit, a beautiful (or slightly warped) mind.

That would feel like work.