Technically, isn't a phone call for a hobby appointment with a provider, considered a booty call?  Regardless of the charitable donation aspect, I mean.  If I understand the term "booty call" - we already do "booty call" in spades as a group, right?

Would that make the two call system a double booty call?  Or is that one call per cheek incrementally?

"one call per cheek incrementally"
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For example, several years ago I had a civy FWB.  That was truly a booty call.