Now I've seen all kinds over the years. Everything from A's to DDD (and possibly larger).  From droopy to perky and real to fake.  I've seen good boob jobs and bad ones, some are hard as a rock, others soft as water.  My personal preference is flexible (anywhere from a B to a D, real, not fake and not hanging to your belly button).  I mean, more than a handful is wasted right?  But I know some people are less flexible in their tastes.  So what is your idea of perfect breasts?

That would be a pair attached to a woman who'll have sex with me. Though I've experienced a saline set that sloshed like water in a Ziploc bag that was a little disturbing.  

Disturbing.

everyone knows I love boobs, but it is the whole woman first, always - then the boobs.

That's why I chafe at trying to define any one expectation as perfection, be it boobs, face, or other part of the anatomy.  

Let's just say that not too soft, not too hard, and certainly not too saggy is preferred and leave it at that.

One part of the tit that you don't mention is the nipple.  Large luscious ones are my favorite.  I can ever recall seeing a nipple too large, that's for sure.  And even small nipples can be wonderful if they get hard like a pencil eraser.  The nipple is the figurative cherry on top as they say.

And, by the way, the expression is "Anything over a mouthful is wasted.", as made famous by Mark Voleman and Howard Kaylan in Frank Zappa's 200 Motels.  See below for more details, at about 7:15 into the bit if you don't want to watch it all.

Nope, no .gif's here

I stand corrected on the quote sir

As Mr. Fisher stated, nipples were not mentioned in my OP.  I do like all sorts, as long as they have definition.  Not a fan of the faint discoloration on the end of a breast with little or no definition (smooth without much of a nub).  I like a well defined nip (pencil erasers are great!).  He was also right in saying that it would be boring if they were all the same.  There is no one definition of perfection IMHO.

breasts are not important to me,  as long as they aren't completely flat.  I have enjoyed playing with A cup as well as  DD.   youthful perky plump are all nice.  as long as she is proportionate with her body,  it's not a major issue  

fake boobs are in general unattractive to me but the good ones are ok.  I never quite understood why girls get obsessed over boobs.  I'm 100% certain it's not important to me

http://www.boobieblog.com/img3/1056310.html

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I can sum that up in one word, female.

There's a certain breast shape I think is ideal. The breast doesn't sag, but has the majority of its volume below the nipple. The nipple is slightly above the center of the mass of the breast, so that it points slightly up. The photo below is reference.

A lot of chicas end up with what I refer to as "tres cabezas" syndrome. lol

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What if breast implants don't sell?  

I never got that statment "More than a handful is a waste." A waste of what... your small hands? Boobs are not only for touching but for visual stimulation so no size is a waste.

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put those man breasts to the test.

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What if breast implants don't sell?  
   
 Remember,  breast implants existed before they invented breast implants.    
   
   
   
 

guys obsessing over their dick size.  

I really like a full natural C cup, but there really is no such thing as perfect and different women with different size bodies all have different versions of "perfection"

I have been with spinners where a 34 B seemed "busty" and I've been with other women where a 36 D seemed rather small in comparison.

I think I have to agree with the consensus, the woman attached to the breasts is a lot more important than the breasts themselves.

I personally don't care for the "way to big for her body man mades". But if her boobs look good on her body, I like em.

I have been with spinners where a 34 B seemed "busty"  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ljiFrEMMd4

And thanks for your concern ChgoCPA, but no, this is NOT my boyfriend.

implants. Especially the hard as a rock ones. Even if they look good when you squeeze them you feel like might break something. And they usually don't look good if you're DATY while she's on her back and you're staring up at her. I'd much rather have natural B cups that look really nice and are proportional to the woman's body than those rock hard fake D cups.

Dose not mean you, or anyone is obligated to be that image.

too small K-mart bikini selfie... That's what I want to see.

Trust me, I was not trying to be your ideal woman lol. Just thought it was funny that I had two out of three. I am petite with a bubble butt, but small legs.

you're just looking at crappy boob jobs. I have seen several done right, and could barely tell they were fake except from the side. Most of the rock hard jobs are done on women going from an A or B to over a D... the skin is stretched far too much with no room for the implant to breathe lol. They look like two big Grapefruits on either side with a huge gap in the middle. Funny though, a top 10 provider has tits exactly like that and not one person ever dared rate her less than a 10 in looks.

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Hey, B's are fine. Somebody asked me to define the perfect breasts, and I did so. It just so happens that my ex's breasts were shaped like that. Could have something to do with it.

LOTS of women "wake up one morning" and do exactly that, or haven't you noticed just how many women have had boob jobs, especially providers?

and at several hundred bucks an hour, you're damned right I am going to be picky. I am not going to pay for fat, I am not going to pay for old, and I am not going to pay for ugly, and I damn sure am not going to pay for old fat and ugly. lol

I like most sizes and shapes depending on my mood but fake ones just don't do it for me unless they're done tastefully and for a good reason such as deformed, sagging or just some lady who looked like a 10-year-old prior to surgery.   Over-sized fake balloons don't cut it.  

butt implants seem to be all the rage in Latin America right now. I have seen several very beautiful women literally butcher themselves into looking like freaks by having numerous unnecessary surgeries.

What was that all about?

Men that have actual breasts big enough to warrant a bra or never ever going without a shirt I find nauseating.  

nice big handfull of natural boob. like Kat Denning on 2 broke girls.  just the right size with a litte bit of hang

My long time ATF has perfect 32 B's and I love em' to death.  Another long tome fave has A cups with the most sensitive nipples you could imagine.  I love getting together with both of these gals but I also love the stripper I see for OTC fun every few months with the lovely C/D cups who finishes me off between her tits.  What makes all of these boobs special is the women that they are attached to...

I used to have trouble pronouncing a certain word, and since my X-hubby loved boobs, he suggested I try pronouncing the word with "TiT" in the middle and I have never had another stutter.
The word is "StaTIsTic"......See it rolls off the tounge when you put the Titty in the middle!!!!

....and I really didn't understand why she was bothering to do so at the time.  She's stunningly gorgeous as it is, and much in demand, so why?  She said it was just something she always wanted--had nothing to do with marketability or anything like that.  So she went from a B to a D--nothing crazy or anything.

Well, I have to admit, they do look really nice--and the opportunity for tittie-fucking is great.

So now we know just how much of a hypocrite I am...

Great answer! Of course - it's the woman behind the body that is most special and necessarily the package!

nothing like enjoying the supple softness of a beautiful natural breast.
The feel and motion of natural breasts during sex - not sure if anything turns me on more.