That usually works.

call agency and tell them to set you up with someone who is not batshit crazy.

It really is THAT simple. Provider will be upset but fuck her if she don't like it, she should find another job.

last week I saw a visiting agency provider.  after the customary salutations, she begins her 45 min - FORTY-FIVE MINUTE = verbal tirade of how she was up all nite on the phone w/ her sis who got into a car accident yesterday; custody battle w/ her baby daddy; bad childhood w/ abusive mother, put into multx foster homes; in juvy many times; physically & sexually abused....WHOA = mood killer much!!
Now MIND you, we're 30 mins in and she hasn't even touched me.....shiiiiaaaght!
She's even giving me advice on divorce negotiations, etc.  What she really wants to do w/ her life.  How the agency "tricked" her into becoming an escort when all she wanted to do was model (darlin you're only 5 foot 2).  
To cut a long, disgruntled story short.....when even a provider getting paid is not in the mood nor motivated or whatever; how does a client on the hook get their money's worth?
b/c I clearly didn't get my $300 worth! for just 10 mins-o-sex; and just wanted to hit it & quit it & go.
Any input from Providers & hobby horses?

For consultation services

50 minute appointment = $260

I used to see a lady who would do that fairly often. We'd discuss her problems with her boyfriends and all that jazz.

As I am properly qualified to speak about these things and charge a fee for same; I simply asked that time spent discussing problems with her love life at least be off the clock and since she wasn't paying me, anything I said be off the record.

Worked fine. There were many "3 hr" appointments where we spent 1.5 hrs talking about her life and 1.5 (compensated) hours having hot sex. She dropped the rate on the 1.5 hours to compensate me for MY professional time.

Sometimes you just have to speak up. Assert yourself. Grow a pair.

Tell her: a little less talk and a lot more action.

You Should Have Seen Me Instead....heheheheheheehhe.....

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I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rarely find anyone on this board funny, but, candygyrl, your reply was hilarious!!  I literally ROTFLMAO!!!  Not only cause of content but the way you said it.  I could imagine you having a devilish smile as you wrote this.

What's that saying, "leave your drama for your mama" cause she's the only one that wants to here it.  Unfortunetly you got stuck having to hear it.  I mean, she knew that you would listen because she had you for an hour.  It's girls like that who make it harder for guys to be comfortable with trying out newbies.  Not all of us are that way.  Believe me I get it and Im hoping to "get it" soon.  Since Im new,  I do NOT have the case of the burn outs and AM ready to have some fun

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Its the difference between a mature, adult ESCORT and a childlike "craigslist" wanna be girl...just trying to make the quick buck...I HOPE she didn't call herself a GFE...it DOES indeed blow me away that men will see women like this over and over, or even see them the 1st time? Did she not have reviews? Some women understand exactly WHAT the men we see are looking for in their time with me, some, well...cleanly just dont get it. IF I were you, when all was said and done, I would have kindly said, something along the lines of "I understand your going thru alot, by everything you shared with me the first 45minites here. but maybe you shouldn't get so personal with someone you just met" IF she has a braincell...she MIGHT get what you are trying to say.

I don't like or tolerate gent's bitching about providers when in session with me.  But I swear I do not understand how so many people complain about a session or the provider's lack of attention in the session when they clearly did NOT address this in the session.  If got a review in '06 that said a 2nd cup was NOT available.  It was, I even asked the guy if he wanted to do anything else, he said no.  When I saw the review I asked him, WTH?  And he assumed that the provider was suppose to physically initiate the second cup, on every appt.  That's just not how it works and if he had said or indicated in any way he wanted to go for round 2, I was there for it.  USE YOUR WORDS.  At worst, "is this not a good day to session with you?  Are you too upset to afford me your attention?"  

LOL, I have a tendency to talk too much.  I always admit to it but I've said the same, if you want to shut up put your money where my mouth is...that mean penis.

xxx
Jinni