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justanillusion 670 reads
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I simply moved his time to visit to the morning when he is right out of the shower, teeth brushed etc.  

The truth sounds all well and good but seriously I have no idea how this guy is going to take it. ,  It could land me in a tub of very hot water if he gets offended. This way, I keep him as a client and I get fresh without any bad fallout. Thanks to you and the gentleman who replied with similar advice.

justanillusion2403 reads

for granted and not put the same effort she used to into the meeting. Well I wonder how many of you ladies have had the same thing happen with a regular?  

I have a glaring example of this. A guy I have been seeing weekly for a year who used to shower when he arrived (he is fat so it really is needed), used to use mouth wash provided and be as fresh as a daisy.

Now, no shower and I see him in the late afternoon so the morning shower has worn off. I offer a shower  which he now refuses and trust me he needs it in the summer. The shower time was never counted in his time with me. Also no mouth wash and he brushed his teeth hours ago. So now he smells like ass and his breath is sour.  

I have significantly reduced my involvement with him, as in dodging kissing and no real deep kissing (stomach turning) I have stopped the extra things I used to do. Even suggested that he see other women.

He is soon to be "let go" when I find a suitable replacement. So, this happens on both sides of the fence. Hate it when good ladies and clients drop the ball and end up having to be fired.

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inicky46850 reads

not when you find a "suitable replacement."  It's hard for me to understand a good reason why you would continue to see him.  You "just" can't be that desperate for the money, or that "anillusion." LOL!

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil892 reads

Many girls will just take their odds with the Wheel O' Stink!

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justanillusion794 reads

I just hate to have to advertise again. I have a small group of guys who I know very well. He is the only one that has fallen off the wagon so to speak. I did remedy the situation by booking him early in the morning.  

Just wanted to put it out there that this situation can and does happen in reverse.

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jinnimixxx688 reads

Firmly insisting he shower/gargle etc. I wouldn't have done he deed if he wasn't fresh!

xxx
Jinni

Posted By: justanillusion
I just hate to have to advertise again. I have a small group of guys who I know very well. He is the only one that has fallen off the wagon so to speak. I did remedy the situation by booking him early in the morning.  
   
 Just wanted to put it out there that this situation can and does happen in reverse.

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justanillusion783 reads

Apart from this he is a very nice guy and I don't want to have to start advertising again and getting used to new clients.  Hence my reference to a replacement. I guess I have become very comfortable with my little group of well known guys.

There is no nice way to mention to someone they smell bad. And I have altered my services to reflect his changes.

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inicky46772 reads

Got it.  Here's a suggestion: tell him you were pressed for time and need a "quick rinse" yourself, so as to be dewy and fresh for him, then lure him in there with you.  Either that or push him into a vat of sheep dip

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Foodyguy704 reads

That you have been running some errands and it would be nice to have some one mutually shower with you prior to fun and games.

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GaGambler1201 reads

I have to confess, after attending several M&Gs and meeting a few of these nasty ass "Jabba The Hut" type hobbyists, I honestly don't know how you girls do it.

I know there is no "nice" way to tell a person "they stink", but IMO it's better than suffering in silence.

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justanillusion694 reads

I am not one to suffer unduly and will always find a way out of it.

Obviously if it were that bad, there would be no meeting at all like with one guy who perpetually smelled of stale booze. Nothing could make me deal with that and I "let him go". Used to make my eyes water.

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GaGambler820 reads

but there is nothing you can do about a "stanking ass" that won't clean him/herself. Closing your eyes will only make it worse. lol

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justanillusion588 reads

Smell can make or break it in this business. Looks, I don't care, obese, I don't care as long as the guy is clean.  Now you know why so many ladies press the hygiene aspect and as far as I am concerned, that is the main reason certain things are avoided and outright refused.

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BizzaroSuperdude872 reads

When I read a  not so hot report on a gal who routinely receives 8-10s for performance, I oft wonder what it was that caused her to downsize her activities or interaction with the dude.  On a few occasions I have backtracked the gent's other reviews, and found, in some instances, a pattern of him describing a not so complete GFE.  This gets me to wondering, is he on time, is he a "clinger" (that is won't leave when the time is up), is he hygeinic, did he "negotiate" hiimself out of a great time, or what other activity did he engage while with the lady (rude, violent, cause a scene etc.).

I've had some newbies message me to learn how to maximize their experience, I offer,

Be on time and leave on time (want more time, ask, be prepared to pay etc.)
Stay away from some topics - what is your real name, where do you live, tell me about your BF, Husband etc.
Shave and shower, maybe use a light cologne or body spray.
Be neat (even if in Jeans, they should be freshly laundered
Brush your teach, use floss/mouthwash
Have the cash as specified - and NO negotiation in the room....
If a lady says "I don't do that" respect her wish and do not try to force the issue.

 
Funny how many dudes transgress those simple rules.

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justanillusion744 reads

I know that many are very quick to blame the escort for those lower scores that can and do pop up from time to time but you decided to investigate further and can see a bigger picture.  

Most often it is a combination of more than one thing. Thanks for the great tips you give new guys. It really helps out everyone in the long run.

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romeogolf831 reads

.....I would much prefer that my ATF level with me and tell me the problems that can be easily rectified before kicking me to the curb.

I'm there for a reason and that is to go the entire gamut in order for us both to get off.
I am not there to offend, repulse or to get fired.

Maybe your longtime client deserves a frank discussion and overdo reality check.

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JoeBanzai676 reads

I agree with romeogolf. People tend to get lazy and need to be "corrected" occasionally. I know you said a discussion with him would not be your choice, but he needs to be told that you can't see him if he can't follow the rules.
He will either start cleaning up, or if his feelings are hurt he might move on. Either way the problem should be solved. If he goes back to being showered and freshens his breath, your regular is "back in the fold".

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justanillusion671 reads

I simply moved his time to visit to the morning when he is right out of the shower, teeth brushed etc.  

The truth sounds all well and good but seriously I have no idea how this guy is going to take it. ,  It could land me in a tub of very hot water if he gets offended. This way, I keep him as a client and I get fresh without any bad fallout. Thanks to you and the gentleman who replied with similar advice.

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OSP698 reads

Shower time not included? I'd shower even if I had just walked out of one. Care to join?

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TheFucktard716 reads

Most incalls are not retrofitted with tubs for the elderly :D

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London Rayne605 reads

At least he did it for a while...some don't do it AT ALL. They think because we are whores that we should expect them not do bother. Well, ok...your rate just tripled jack ass, or you can find someone else to see your smelly ass.

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AnotherPerspective711 reads

Everything to do with how they feel about them self .  
 A leading indicator of psychiatric vulnerabilities , a lack of desire to maintain  proper bathing habits .  
   

Posted By: London Rayne
At least he did it for a while...some don't do it AT ALL. They think because we are whores that we should expect them not do bother. Well, ok...your rate just tripled jack ass, or you can find someone else to see your smelly ass.

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London Rayne726 reads

I call bullshit. The very same guys who don't clean up for a whore will do so for their wives. There are exceptions, but many men actually feel this way.

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ROGM668 reads

I would never see my Provider without taking a Shower first. I always make sure I'm Clean and ready for my Provider. Heck when I go to her Incall location we Shower together. I love Showering with her.

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