When the door opened and standing in front of you was a client/provider who bore an uncanny resemblance to a person you once had an IRL relationship with?  Maybe even had some of the same mannerisms?  Many of us have had a relationship with someone that ended for whatever reason, but we still have certain memories of them that are treasured.  Some may even have been the one we think got away.

unless it was MaryAnne .... I'd seriously welcum that  
as her face and body were perfect. Perfect!

It was awkward at first as my date looked a lot like a co-worker from the past (it was not him thank God lol) but what I did is concentrate on the differences and after a while I didn't notice it anymore.

what guys think about who stay up until 1:30a.  You're presenting this as a hypothetical, so can assume its never happened to you either?

.. look nothing  like former (or present) civvie lovers. It would just be too uncomfortable.

Women have you dated, that were attractive as your paid dates?

like my wife when she was that age (28)
I am sort of enjoying the fantasy of going back in time to those days - when the sex was hot

Cry Baby you are the are the father.

I don't date fuglies. Why would I date an ugly woman when I can get a hottie into my bed with about as much effort as ordering a pizza?

...i have dated some smoking hot women. It is very presumptuous for you to assume otherwise, especially not knowing anything about me or the women I find attractive.

I don't think Ellen Degeneres or her GF is attractive for example.

Then speculate about your reaction to the question if you haven't experienced it.

women on the outside who look like providers, many ARE providers or else retired providers.  Sometimes you  start out as a client, and you just click and things morph into a RL relationship.  I don't plan it that way, but it has happened many times to me.  I still have enough game to pick up civvie women at the gym, but prefer relationships with providers because I have found they are much lower maintenance.  Most providers are not needy, insecure women, and so they don't really need to text me once an hour to inquire if I had lunch yet, went to the bathroom, or what?  I can have a meaningful telephone conversation a few times a week, spend a couple of afternoons and evenings with them, and that keeps the relationship connected.  Civvie women are a time-suck for me, but if they're hot enough,  and a lot of fun without any drama, I will still go along with it once in awhile.  However, civvie relationships for me tend to be shorter term than when I have a provider as an outside girlfriend.  

Some of the hogs you harass on the boards would leave me to believe otherwise.

up late and waking up grumpy with no sense of humor.   Just sayin.  

So when you date a hooker you don't consider her a real GF.

So you base your impression on what every lesbian looks like and who she chooses to date on Ellen DeGeneres? What a small bubble you must live in.  

I am still trying to make up my mind about yours.

Can't remember what Portia looks, I know she wasn't ugly but I don't necessarily find her attractive.

.. but it did make it a bit awkward to visit them at their clubs. Things started to get too complicated and when spending money at their clubs on other strippers became more drama than expected, I started to rethink which I really enjoyed more - the FWB experiences or the club experiences. The club ultimately won

And I suppose you base this opinion about hookers being "more maintenance" than other woman on your vast experience of dating hookers?

Before we get too off topic, I don't see many whoremongers dating coeds.

Or are you just pulling shit out of your ass again?

a real girlfriend, and I don't treat them any differently than I would a civvie girlfriend.  The point I made is that THEY treat ME differently, and that's what I like.  When it comes to outside relationships, providers are not clingy or needy, at least in my experience, the way civvie women are.  If you try it, you will find working girls to be LESS maintenance. I think GaG would agree with me on this as I suspect he might be the only one here that has had as many hooker outside girlfriends as I have.  Anyone else who has had more than 20 hooker RL girlfriends, no slight intended by my statement, so feel free to speak up and join in.  

I just can't see the gals who pile out the sorority house dating the Johns down at the local sports bar for free. I just don't see it.

How many JHU 20somethings have you dated?

What has been proven fact, on what women need from a relationship.

There are a lot of women with whom I have had a relationship with who I would love to have "just one more" roll in the hay with. Finding their "doppelganger" would be great. This way you can have sex with them in your mind without having to get re-involved or open up any old wounds.

I could die today and not regret never dating a hooker, or a stripper. That does not impress me. I have nothing against sex workers.

Are you asking lifetime, or this month?

then you need to include a link to your source/authority if you want to have any credibility.  When you're barely an adult, you don't get many points for life experience here.  

lurker that has NEVER seen a sex worker.  

Just because you've never been able to pull any hotties doesn't mean that the rest of us haven't.

Sounds like "dating" to me...only better.

you sure are throwing alot of shade at people concerning physical looks.
Kind of hypocritical, huh?

I'm really good at making the best of the current situation. I think this situation would make the date more passionate. I would stay.

Trolls like him are so unifying. It's tough to get a consensus about anything on this board, but I think we can all agree this guy is an idiot douche bag.

How much did you spend? exactly.

Who gives a funk about hypocrisy?

that after the movie, you should go home first before having sex.  Otherwise, you can't go back to that theatre.  They won't let you in.  It might be different for someone not waving a dick around in the dark.

I am talking about civvie girls,  

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I'm a virgin.

I'm a virgin.

to your credibility.

You must be very proud.

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and where do you meet the majority of these women?

I forget what we were discussing but I don't think being credible or not was a factor.

But I guess I'm not "wired" the same way. When the door opened it caught me totally off guard. I don't have this issue under normal circumstances, but my mind was not prepared.

Gag and his aliases liking the same posts.  

and others are not. I happen to be one of the former, you happen to be one of the latter.

You don't honestly think I am the only one here who knows you're a moron, do you?

fuck board talking about sex experiences and you just said you didn't have any.  Or when you said you were a virgin, did it just mean you've never had a dick up your ass?  

Ok, you can get back to me right now. lol

What if I was a provider and contacted all the women you have reviewed would they vouch for you?

As was Ellen's former GF Anne Heche, although she was more he all American mid westerner look. Ellen has good taste in women for sure.

And, yes, I've noticed the absence of FatVern. His brand of idiocy was unique and transcended partisan labels. He was actually funny, even if it was almost always unintentional.
PS: Shemp Howard was also known as "the ugliest man in Hollywood."  His real name was Samuel Horwitz.

I don't care a torch, I don't ever look back .  Then again, I never see them or have any further contact. This was not what I was anticipating and it never occurred to me that this situation could or would ever happen.    

You REALLY need to have this information.  Just ask.

And I will stipulate that he's an asshole but not a liar.  His old alias was GaGamblersSmarterBrother.  One of my many old ones was GaGamblersRetardedBrother.  And if you really want to get into "alias hairfacts," I also had one called MidgetPhil.
From my warped perspective, the board was much more fun back then.

They just wouldn't vouch for CDL, because CDL is Batman and I'm Bruce Wayne.  Completely anonymous to providers.

I went many years before ever having even one alias, but once TER made me get an alias when I became a mod during the days of multiple aliases, I did create perhaps a hundred different aliases, most of them were used only once or twice to fit a certain thread or to riff off of someone else's alias, like the "Awwfuck" family of aliases.

I loved to riff off other posters' handles and aliases.  But you're a piker.  By the time they murdered multiple aliases I had around 200 of them.  Remember HirogensMom?

A person may not post enough to be on the top 10 list and or a person, like jake, can exclude them self from the top 10 list. But most know who jake is/was anyway ......jake can run but he cannot hide.  
He knows what I'm talking about, in my posts,  and makes it so obvious the way he replies.  

Because he knows EXACTLY who I really am.  And it ain't remotely who your delusional, lame ass believes it is.
GaG, I hereby nominate J_Y_D for the SPOTY.  Maybe the junior version since he only posts about me.

waaaaaay back in the 90's I went to a strip club in Cola, SC called Twin Peaks.  I instantly spotted this young lady with short auburn hair and that irish creamy complexion.  She made my heart skip a beat and her lap dances were fantastic.  The whole time I kept thinking that she was so familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it.  Well, on the way home it hit me.  MY WIFE....she was my wife all over. (not ex at that time).

run jake run

but isn't it nice to have your very own stalker?

I never really tried to run up my alias count, but since I could "see behind the curtain" back then, I know you were far from the member with the most aliases, I believe my co mod had about twice as many as you. But in all fairness he had been on the boards about twice as long as you too.  

I'm having WAY too much fun watching you thrash about and embarrass yourself.  Please, keep it up, Elmer.

I do not need more “enlightenment”
You have told me all I need to know, in fact you have told me more than I need to know.
The way you reply to my cryptic hints tell s it all. Only the “real” you would know and as I said your replies confirm and reconfirm it.  
Jake you never did answer my question, who is it that you think I incorrectly think you are ?
You cannot answer because I know the truth. If I do not know as you so desperately try to make me think then answer the question .if you do not answer that will again reconfirm it.
The real fun is watching you run
run jake run

Every one of your post about  SPOTY posts earn you a SPOTY.
Apparently you do not realize no one really gives a shit about your stupid SPOTY other than a few morons who no one on the boards care about.
Despite what you think about yourself, and yes you do think highly of yourself, you are not relevant anywhere on TER. With all the time you spend on TER I very seriously think you are anywhere close to what you say you are or do, and I am by far not the only one to think that in fact I am in the majority on that and your lack of relevance too.

And have already been told by people smarter than you that you're wrong.  Keep following me around.  I actually enjoy watching you play the fool.

Biggest Bozo Of The Year.  He's epic.

The client  came in, was awkward, and before anything could really happen, he got up and said I'm sorry but you remind me of  my ex. Then he left the donation and just walked out.

You still did not answer my question. Who is it that you think I incorrectly think you are ?  
If, as you say, I’m wrong it should be easy however no answer from you.  

and whip me into shape. Manwhore bootcamp for real!

Careful GaG. There's an old rule about arguing with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I know you've been doing a good job avoiding undertow here but one little slip is all it takes

You misunderstood cdl. He was "bashing his assumptions" so the need to cite any actual, reputable authority to support the "facts" offered would just be getting in the way of the bashing.

Just calling it off and ending it.  No matter what decision I made, it was going to be awkward.  Looking back it would have been better to just not have let things transpire.  Took me a little time to unwrap myself from that situation and when you're traveling, the mind tends to wander.  

This actually happened to me but in reverse. A provider I'd been looking forward to seeing for months (amazing spinner body) when we eventually met was very nervous and a little twitchy, giggling all the time, very distracted. It got to the point mid way through sex that I actually pulled out, stopped completely and said that things weren't working and that I was going to leave. Still had 30 mins left on the clock but never crossed my mind to take back any cash.  

Let's put it this way, your heavily coded posts to me a few weeks ago made it obvious.  That's why me and my friends, who know the parties in question, have been laughing their asses off at you.
Also, as you probably know, the person you accuse me of being has been banned for life here and mentioning his old handle is forbidden.  I'm assuming you know this and are just hoping to get me in trouble with Admin.
You really aren't very bright, are you?  And if you think I'm sweating, well, not exactly...

It looks like you are hyperventilating too.  
you cannot make up a believable story.
Run jake run and stop tripping over you own excuses, they give you away.

Everyone is laughing at you.  And what are you gonna do about it, chump?

Sex with your wife when she was 28 WAS hot!  We all thought so!!

I’ll take it easy on you and stop batting you around  for a while so you can lick you wounds and get your composure back.

Also, keep on drinking your own Kool-Aid.  I do enjoy your delusions of adequacy.
Everyone else is enjoying the laughs.

I had that happen once.  I left most of the donation and left.