You have honestly never had BBFS?  And I don't mean with a provider or one-night stand, but never been in love and trusting of each other enough to go without?  That makes me sad.  

And sorry - I know this is really none of my business.

Add to that, they are a pain in the ass to insert and forget about getting any oral once they are in, unless you want to take the thing out, then INSERT another one...what fun, and talk about killing the mood. Female condoms pretty much force you to stay with the same thing once they are in...no thanks. Many times a guy insists I stop fking and allow daty again, but with a female condom, you can't exactly switch up that quick.

I won't use them period...end of story.  Considering, none of my clients in the past FIVE years have even made the request for one, lets me know it's not all that big of a deal. If a guy wants the feeling of bbfs, he can get the real thing from someone else.

Just because it's you, jp, i'll respond to this noob thread.  Hell, this place is the Nouveau Noob Board anyway.  I have some experience with FC's but only just used one for greek while in LV with y'all.  Worked damn good, too!  Who cares about that "Saran Wrap" hanging out of there!
Keep flyin' the Friendly Skies, bud!

So is a damn condom

At some point you really have to decide if this IS all about the client.