Cruisin' around at work today and decided to call a lady friend of mine. What I got on the phone was not who I expected.

Sounded like a fuckin' dude! This lady has a habit of talking in a 'TS' voice and even posts 'TS------' sometimes.

Freaked me the fuck out!

Thought it was her SO or even the 'po-po', as she so lovingly calls them.

Found out it was just allergies, and tried to have a decent conversation with doubts still running around my twisted head.

She talked with a number of people today. Who else got this experience?!