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I'm not really a drinker, and I almost never drink in strip clubs, and the ones where there is full on contact lap dances are usually non alcohol clubs anyway! :)

If so, who? I've always fantasized about being linked up with a famous person. Can we make this fantasy come true??

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The other day I asked a provider if anyone had ever told her she looks a LOT like Emma Stone. (I'd recently watched the latest Spiderman flick and thought, "OMG, Emma looks like a younger version of _____!", with Emma's signature red hair.)  She laughed and said she's heard that a lot.

A few facial peels, much longer hair, (though my hair is thick enough to pull off hers,) lol, a nip and a tuck, and some photo shop - I think I could pull it off lol

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Some look like da incredible hulk too.  Blubber and wrinkle city.

I will acknowledge that our facial structures are very similar, but I think I'd prefer her bewbs. Those things defy physics.

Strippers!

I have had lapdances from Brittney Spears, Phoebe Cates, Natalie Portman, and a few others

JackDunphy727 reads

But I'm sure her eros ad has her at 39. Lol

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And are you implying some girls here lie about their age? You are so cynical dude.  

Maybe SOME girls do but none of those NB hookers would lie. Nothing but facts for those newbs out of those girls.

How do I know? They said so, that's how. Lol.

and she reminded me of the Phoebe from 10 years prior to that.

And of course No one lies about their age here!

And that I would enjoy him. And then I think I am getting something I might actually like to see and touch and then BAM! a soft, pudgy little man with a keg instead of a six pack shows up.  

So moral of the story, some hookers reduce their age and think a trick won't notice and some tricks think they are "all that" and don't realize they're not

I'm not really a drinker, and I almost never drink in strip clubs, and the ones where there is full on contact lap dances are usually non alcohol clubs anyway! :)

One very fine looking lady  -- beautiful beyond words IMO...

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Posted By: DaIncredibleHulk
If so, who? I've always fantasized about being linked up with a famous person. Can we make this fantasy come true??

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And have gotten Hailey Duff a lot and one of the girls from Glee.

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Wow your pictures are really sexy!

I've been compared to both, but I don't think I look like either.

When I had brown hair, people used to tell me all the time that I looked like Scarlett O'Hara

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That facial celeb look alike gave me Rosario Dawson… a fav of mine says Thandie Newton but facially I think this lady and I… we is from the same land...

Posted By: sophiaLA
That facial celeb look alike gave me Rosario Dawson… a fav of mine says Thandie Newton but facially I think this lady and I… we is from the same land...

and you have that sexy mischievous smile and twinkle in your eyes that beckon.
So perhaps a combination of the structure of RD (uh oh, that sounds like something that weird poster would say!) with the exotic allure of Thandie and there you have it.  Hmmm I've never done a double, but that would be a fun pair to spend time with!

I got Miranda Kerr one night and was flattered when I looked her up. We all get that our pictures don't do us justice but having comparison to someone like that, I blushed.

(see my reply to her)
another lovey lady I've seen reminds me of Lily Thai (my fav PS of all time) - a gorgous Filipina with big beautiful brown eyes.

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