Now based on reviews I can take a gander at what requirements you have for your GFE lady.

So if you were deciding on an "actual" girlfriend, what requirements would you have? For example, neatness, submissiveness, weight, height, sense of humor, educated/smart, wild in bed, etc.

Thanks for your input.

Kisses,
Vanica Love - A really great girlfriend according to past and current boyfriends.

I'm more into the spinner hispanic/african american, 4'11 to 5'3, 100 to 120lbs type.
I enjoy a provider who loosens up, and likes to joke, and kid around, we'll talk more as friends hanging out before, even during the session, and after the session.

I'm personal am not into DFK, and BBBJ, with a provider. I enjoy great sex but I dont want to do anything romantic on a regular with a provider I see all the time.  

When I go to see my ATF, I treat as if it's a doctor appointment, and I'm there for therapy.

to wit:

If we are talking about a relationship not just a physical one then it's pretty tough to say. Its not ordering a pizza unless you life in lala land. To me a GF is a relationship.

-One that involves trust and honesty.
-Open communication.
-Attracted to her.
-Not a dead fish in bed. Sex is the bonus.
-In the end it's about taking the mask off. I don't care if you dress in over priced brand name crap but if that is what makes her happy then so be it. But you don't have to try to hold some image. I want her for who she really is. The mask is gone. It's an I Thou relationship.
-Intimacy is not just the physical aspect but knowing that you can let all your walls done with that one person and not worry about being judged.

The person you're happy to see when you get home and they are there or you're waiting for them. Someone that maybe in the other room doing whatever while you do your thing but just knowing they are makes life a little better.

And you don't really care if in the morning she has bad breath because you still want that kiss.

Sex is important in a relationship period. Closest two people can be.

Free?  Are you kidding BhristePéineas?  I've never had a girlfriend that has been cheaper than a provider.

Very well said......especially the part......

....about trust and honesty, if you don't have that, why waste your time.  There are plenty of physically attractive women out there, but you need the honesty, trust to make the complete package.  

doesn't think semen is caustic, fucks like a banshee, thinks it's alright that I'm going bald (LMAO), loves sports, and can do something besides scream "Oh my God, you're gonna hit that boat!" when I'm attemtpings to thread the vessel between its two neighbors. The wind and current are enough of a challenge, and, FWIW, I wasn't GOING to hit that fucking boat.

Not afraid of beer and tequila, willing to try downhill skiing, and has a fantasy to fuck in a small plane at exactly 5,280 feet above sea level.

If she's submissive, that's OK, because there's nothing better than spending the first half hour (or more) just admiring a woman's body with light touches. You know, getting the "lay of the landscape".

She'd have to be someone I can develop mutual trust with.

Oh...being a Red Sox fan, looking comfortable in a baseball cap, and being self-motivated helps too.

i haven't thought about this in a while......

neatness is a definite plus

submissiveness is not so much: i definitely prefer an equal.... or switching between submissive and dominant roles: equal partnership is key. however my best GF ever... we would switch off "taking charge" for a limited period of time.

absolutely must be smart, specific education level not so important, just smart, curious and knowledgeable about her interests. it is also very good to have an interest in music and the visual arts.

a GND with a kinky twist and a bit of an edge is very nice. past friends had interesting peculiarities and specialties.

geek/nerd sense of humor, must love puns and gentle sarcasm

5'6" or less down to 5'3", 125 lbs or less but the physical requirements are the least important.

Dresses sexy; regularly!
Good Hygiene.
A modicum of housekeeping standards.
A little bit submissive as well as a little bit dominant.
Unabashed, Unconscionable, cock devouring anal slut in bed.

I am lucky to have found that woman in my wife. Every thing on your list is on mine. I do have one other requirement: patience. I am a deeply flawed man. Any woman who will last would have to be really patient with me.

Hot photo time. Photo is of Felicity from Errotica-archives.com. No looking like this is not on my list.

I swear to God folks, I don't make this shit up, and my timing is Sterling-esqe.

Budget, diet, exercise, play golf, go hiking, camping and getting breast implants.

Well and they have to put up with my sh!t. I tend to wall up at times when I get stressed at work and not talk about it. Or stressed abut something outside the relationship.But I've learned that isn't the best way to deal with it.They know when your holding back. Not in a bad way to her but it can damage a relationship. Done it. Ruined one.

I'm surprised there are not more posts about a GF that is like a pornstar, brings home 4 gfs for you to play with, changes her name to Amy Gobblecock and one that is fine with us considering Valentine's Days as "Steak and BJ Day".

Girlfriends are never free! They require dinners, movies, shopping, etc... you get the idea. PLUS you can't tell them to GTFO after you get your nut. Best case scenario, she makes you a sandwich after. ;-P