Just don't tell anyone. Post something and immediately edit it, putting in a message to the mod. They can edit the post with your response and deny it. You can look through your denied posts and the response will be there for you.
Just me, but I think that would be the easiest. WTF do I know? Just some drunk guy from NM who's eyes are bigger than his stomach as far as whom he wants to see.
BTW, 3 weeks LP. I know you want some of mama's enchiladas, lol!
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