I saw a provider today.  It's been month since I've been with anyone, so I was looking forward to it.  I made an appointment with a young lady I've had my eye on for a while, just wanted a quicky and that's what I got.  Nothing fancy, but a nice time with a nice girl.

You can masterbate all you want, but there is no substitute for feeling a woman's skin (feeling her breasts), or feeling her weight on top of you, or feeling that warmth and wetness.  There is no substitute.  I just makes you have a good feeling for the rest of the day.

I don't have a lot of experience in this hobby, only been with a few, but if it wasn't for this hobby a chubby guy like me would probably never get laid.  Thank you to my Staten Island Princess.

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it's Fucken Awesome

an appreciative posting. I am sure that the Staten Island Princess appreciates your sensual observations.

It's the fucking best!!

Besides drinking till you can stand up anymore! Better yet, combine the two and you have a home-run!

that there were women who would "do it" with a guy if he gave her some money.  He said that they were called "whores"  (Or "hores" as we spelled it on the school toilet stall walls.)

I think I was ten years old, and shortly thereafter I masturbated for the first time.

It was one of the greatest days of my life.

There is NOTHING like having a warm and willing lady show you a great time!

And what's this shit about being a chubby guy and would never get laid? Buddy, you're selling these ladies short.

I believe that any lady that reads this post would much rather be with a chubby guy, that was respectful of her, and treated her like a lady than opposed to some guy who has his head up his ass and thinks HE'S doing THEM a favor. Know what I'm sayin'?

BDF, you keep on being you, brother! A cool, respectful, MAN is what these ladies like.

Ladies, am I wrong?!!!

Peace!

MP

a visit from the Vienna Boys Choir!  Tell me all the details on Sunday!

You treat a woman...

Hey, can't you fill one of those blow up dolls with warm water rather than air. Then, not only will you get the feeling of her weight on top of you, but the warmth too. And if you were to put a couple small pin holes, you'll get the wetness as well !!  LOL. Just kidding. Couldn't help myself.

His appreciation for these ladies and you're crushing his groove.

Pardon me, Little Phil, but it's d*%#@s like this that piss me off!

BDF was showing appreciation, and here comes this joker...

Does this come under 'Amnesty Day' still? I believe I have a couple hours left!

Anyway, FPW2, I'd be MORE than happy to back up the guy.

PM me anytime!

MP

sense of humor to return.  Peace (or piece of ass) be with you.

Sure wish I could remember.  Been longer than anyone here would care to think about.  Alas, previous discussions re: if I (or others in similar situations) on here lead me to lurk and dream.

I was like you not to long ago, going through a miserable dry streak with no light at the end of the tunnel. One day I just got up and said today is the day I see my first provider.  It was an enjoyable experience.  It doesn't solve all the problems in the world, but it brings a smile to your face that lasts a while.