of her 8 foot long snake getting out of its cage in the middle of the session and the bed was on the floor.  Her place (incall at her rented house) was a trash bin and she was fugly fat.

Not one of my better choices.

Pretty scary. Some ladies have such awful reviews and yet they keep getting business. Some guys will go out of curiosity. Some will go thinking they are the one that will get the golden egg, the special treatment and turn it all around. I have ha this said to me before. Lol I know it's odd.  

 There are always men out there to see every different type of provider. It takes all kinds for all kinds!!!

There was a review from several months back about her west coast Doppelgänger.  I couldn't find it - sorry.  As I recall it, the guy meets her in the parking lot of her psych clinic and then has to follow her in his car to her place.  Her place was a one bedroom apartment with a dozen birds flying around out of their cages.  Covered in bird shit.  While he was banging her one of the birds was perched on her head.  Hilarity ensued as she never stopped talking complete lunatic new age non-sense and was complaining about her psyche meds.  Why the guy saw it through is a testament to the power of the little head over the big brain.  I may be a bit off on some of the details, but that was the gist of it.