If my wife found out I was a Hobbyist, she wouldn't leave me she would bury me.

My wife has been shoving it up my ass for over 30 years now, no strap on, just metaphorically speaking. But I can take it, because I was a BIG ASSHOLE for marrying her !!

I'd leave her but she's got big tits !!

That would like to get me into that scenario...I've talked too much shit and been a smartass for too long. Revenge for them would be sweet.

That has always been the anal criteria for the SO: You first motherfucker, I get to strap on and let you have it, then we'll talk about your turn. So far there has not been enough beer in the keg for that to happen, but, who knows.

Sorry, did not answer your question, but, I'm sure at the very least she would hope it hurt like hell.

NSF

Who said I have a wife or and SO and if I did,  whose to say (not in a million years or after a million shots of Jack Daniels) that she didn't own the strap on?