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Never doubt what your mother told you...
twolipseeker 7 Reviews 1167 reads
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"Back when you were doing it solitary-style, your mama told you that your little habit would make you go blind. But did you listen?"

And I thought it was an old wives tail to discourage their kids from masturbating. I guess it does happen.

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mister-clyde100 reads

all the hair on my palms?!? Do they have that figured out yet? :)

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moutoncadet117 reads

Mothers tell you to wash your hands after you piss, because you touched your dick. Don't know about the rest of you, but I put my hands in places I would NEVER put my dick. If she was REALLY honest, she would have told us to wash our dick after touching it with our hands!

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inicky4681 reads

There's an old joke involving the Harvard/Yale rivalry that takes place in a Men's Room.  A Harvard man takes a piss and is about to leave the Men's Room without washing his hands.  Another man observes this and says, snootily, "I'm a Yale man, and a Yale man would never leave a Men's Room without washing his hands."  Without missing a beat, the Harvard man replies, "I'm a Harvard man, and Harvard men never piss on their hands."

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mrfisher86 reads

It's all the nasty bacteria that live around your crotch that cause people to get sick.  Urine turns into ammonia in air and becomes a disinfectant.

Do us all a favor everyone:  Wash after using the bathroom, please?

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inicky4680 reads

Would it be OK if I just kept pissing on my hands?

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