1~ Soulmate
2~ $100 Million
3~ Time Machine

I'll take the time machine any day of the week, especially since with a time machine I can make it any day of the week that I want. lol

about it.   How would you like to be the guy knocking on Zuckerberg's dorm room door, and telling him you heard he had a good idea, and you'd like to be his financial partner?  Then go back a little farther and talk Bill Gates into dropping out of school to start Microsoft.  We'd be talking about hundreds of billions, not millions.  Then fast forward and nuke Wuhan, China in December of 2019.  Merry Christmas to all, no Covid in 2020.  See, I'm not just a money-grubber, I'm also a humanitarian.  I'm not opposed to blowing up Wuhan in order to save the rest of the world.  Somebody needs to make the hard decisions.  Lol

You beat me to it.

Not keen on the unintended consequences of altering history, and eventually the machine breaks...

the $100 million.  Not sure if my ol' body could stand the rigors or time travel, and I'm sure that with a fat bankroll, I could find a soulmate.  Ashley, with your $100 million, and mine, we could be soulmates easily.

We would all already be multi-billionaires.  Or we will be in:  
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She said you could only choose one.

I’ll let you know, MrFisher. Wink!

Not to mention we could go back and grudge-fuck every beautiful girl who didn't have time for us in the past.

how bout this: you take the $100,000,000, I'll take the time machine, and we can be soulmates!

and stop from marrying the first wife !!    

...soulmate....no amount of money or movement of time can really replace the emotional sensation or understanding of finding your true soulmate....most of us are not paying attention...

Are we the same age, or do we go back to the age we were after time travel? If we go back twenty years, am I twenty years younger or present day age?

Do you know how much money I could make by traveling back in time and gambling on the presidential elections since 2008?

and refuse to answer  
But definitely is not soulmate. I don't even know what that means.

Do you realize just how rich you could become if you could only go back in time a few minutes?

aren't thick-skinned enough to hang on the P & R board want to bring that shit over here.  I say they should grow a pair and keep it over there.  

Tried that once in a DeLorean. I went back to the 1950's. It was horrible. My mom hit on me in the car! My dad was a peeping Tom! When I got back to present day, I was told that my kids, in the future, were messed up. No thanks Ash. Hard pass. Show me the money.

Add to all of the above PLUS regain youth, fuck repeatedly with MSOG on a date.  

I could tell my younger self to not get married, ditch the religion, have sex with those girls who liked you in high school, and most importantly, the male escort market for women is about to take off, so you can make a lot of money and have fun doing it.

Yeah, breaks down somewhere over France during WW 1 and crash lands me in a trench filled with mustard gas... Fun thought.

I’d be able to get #2 ten times over with a time machine — if I could convince my dad of quite a few things back in 1990 or so.  He’d probably still be alive today too. Conversely, I’d try to school myself on a few things in regards to certain girls in my life and maybe figure out the soulmate part after I get my practice in with them.

male escort market is that most of the customers are old fat broads.  If that's you're idea of fun, then you have my sympathies.  Now your idea about telling your younger self to have sex with all the girls in high school who liked you is a lot different.  I could get behind that idea . . . . . except for one thing.    How many girls do you think you could through at age 16 before some puritanical parent charged you with statutory rape?  Don't mean to rain on your parade, but it was a lot more prevalent than it is now, where most parents who find out their daughter is fucking around just brag about it the same way they did about their sons (us) back in the day.

Agreed but if you are really  nuking Wuhan it has to go back earlier that year. Kung Flu was already here unreported and undiagnosed before 12/19.....

3 ~ Time Machine!

Money only can do so much. It will.never make you happy, just comfortable while you are what ever you would be without it. Time machine would allow me to undo my mistakes and failures but these made me into who I am now. I like who I am now. So I would chose a soulmate. I am lucky. I found her already. Yes we have had our ups and downs. Yes there were days I didn't like her all that much. But I love her and always loved her. She makes me a better person. She makes my life so much better in so many ways. She makes me happy and gives me a reason to get up each day even on the bed ones. Number 1 is my answer. The other two while fun, is no match to a good woman who loves you and you live in return.