I want to know if you bbbjcim & bbfs & bb greek. If yes, yes, yes, then we have something to talk about. And I'll see you in about 30 minutes!
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I could see myself PMing you at 9:45PM for an 11PM appointment, but I would accept your silence as a tacit "no" if I didn't hear back from you.
Damn phones are a PITA to type on and the damn spell checker keeps changing well to we'll and stuff like that. It really grinds on u after a while - I H8 it.
Those are the ones that are going to ask about money and activities without checking you site. It's there for a reason!!!!
If he wants a 75 minute turn time as a brand newbie, FO&D.
He needs to call a BP princess, get a SW, or go to a MP.
Sure seems like there's no shortage of gals available at a moments notice.
Or are those "pick me" replies (ads) simply fodder? LOL
You are on a roll Dave...no wonder you had a meltdown earlier 
Posted By: Dave76015
Those are the ones that are going to ask about money and activities without checking you site. It's there for a reason!!!!
If he wants a 75 minute turn time as a brand newbie, FO&D.
He needs to call a BP princess, get a SW, or go to a MP.
At least for a little while before the flame reactor builds up a critical mass again.
Many of us try to release the pressure valve with playful little turns more regularly. Lol.
The shills are getting pretty spirited I must say.
Time to take back the night, as the movement goes.
Before he flames me unnecessarily for this joke or gets on that elevated equine again, I should say I donated and went to an event for them and donate to the Battered Women's Shelter of Salem. My taxes say so. Lol.
From time from time, you have make a statement regardless of the consequences. Many years ago, a couple of old hands gave me some advise that I follow 90% of the time: "Head down, mouth shut".
It's that last 10% that give me trouble...It's all good, sir.
ince 2009, I have not offered an hour, an outcall or 'today' you fkin dipshit.
A few more of my faves...
"I don't have screening info. but I am not a cop and self employed... I have to be discreet." Yah, no shit dumbass, we all have to be discreet, which is why I am not seeing your stupid ass without the required info.
"Can we do an oral only session for half hour?" Sure, my rate is for 2 hours, but you can leave after a half hour is up for that same rate.
"Can you bring a friend at no extra charge?" Put down the crack pipe.
"I saw in your reviews that you can barely take six inches... can I get a discount if we can't fk?" Sure, but my alcohol bill is over 200.
"Why are you so hard to book with.. don't you know I am the customer and it should be when it's ok for me." Yah, and I am the vagina vendor, who is not a full time hooker, so try BP
Just a plain "hello are you there?" will not get an answer, guys should know that we reply to specific info pertaining to a date..
Anything explicit or that contains monetary questions
Anything that indicates he is trying to negotiate
Anything that indicates he is under the influences of a toxic substance
A request to see me in 30 minutes (Last time I checked I was a companion not a pizza) please allow the necessary time for screening procedures for my safety.
"Will you send me some more pics, including a face pic?"
But if you aren't busy later (even if you are...make yourself available for me) I can stop by around 11:00 PM and we can just grab some snacks.
This has to be OTC of course...and no picking my brain about LLC's and shit. Unless you want to pay for my time.
Do you take more than 6" also. Seems like HooktardGold has a strict limit...and now I'm fearful that all the gals are going to use that approach to not fuck. And demand a minimum 2 hours session which will just be a lot of babbling and shit. You wouldn't do that...right??
And you better reply to my request or I'll have to call on the entire board to send fake emails to you demanding your replies LOL (Can you imagine getting thousands of emails in a night? Hmmm...maybe you've already had that happen?)
Seriously though...when a jackass dude is so stupid as to not do HIS research and just throw shit out there looking for anyone...they get what they deserve. And I know that you gals get those assholes from time to time...sorry 
Posted By: missariarocchi
You're going to have a bad time - or no response.
Ladies. Chime in, what are your initial contact no-nos?
Another one is trying to book an 11pm date (no late nights here) at 9:45.
Ha. Good luck.
So they email us ten times to get the answers straight.
Oh, and they wait for us to reply in-between.
SMH
but I decided not to, lol. Oh what the hell... would you prefer we text you 10 times and wait for replies rather than email? I'm sure we can accommodate your preference for asking dumb shit, let us know 
Even for those sites where I have to go through 400 pages before I finally find pricing, I STILL ask because the rate may be old. My time is just as important as yours. I find old dates, old calendars, and yes...old pricing.
Well, then the question should be "Is everything on your website current?"
"Terri I saw your site...blah blah blah....and I was wondering what are your rates and services?"
WTF? if someone looks at my site they should know this already.
I usually just refer them BACK to my site or ignore them all together.
Hugs and kisses
TL
I had an epic auto response before I took a hike, and no question was unanswered. I had my website link, how many days I needed in advance, deposit amount, and a whole bunch of other shit lol. I think the first line went something like...
"Only members of TER, P411, and those screening through employment will be given access to my website... it is not for window shoppers or guys who simply want to stare at my ass. If you don't have the information outlined above, we won't be meeting; therefore, access to my site is a moot issue."
Did that sound bitchy? LOL.
But to play Devils Advocate and give providers some perspective of why some guys may act like that, is that some providers participate in upselling. I understand that the vast majority of those that do upsell are low quality providers, and now that I am a veteran I don't deal with that kind of provider,. But at one time when I was a rookie I did. As frustrating as it seems it is for providers to have to deal with these guys that do this, it's similarly as frustrating for a hobbyist to deal with an upseller. This is especially true with one that is no where near the caliber of the high quality providers in here and yet they are asking to upsell to as much or more than high quality providers. I don't mean to defend these guys, just give you a perspective. If I meet with a lady now, and she attempts to upsell me, we are done.
Posted By: missariarocchi
You're going to have a bad time - or no response.
Ladies. Chime in, what are your initial contact no-nos?
Another one is trying to book an 11pm date (no late nights here) at 9:45.
Ha. Good luck.
But I'm talking about this is the only line in your email, point blank period.
Not, Hi Aria. I see you have two rates listed. One on TER and then one on DateCheck, one is lower than the other. Which is correct ? (This scenario actually happened). I'm okay with that.
I'm talking,
"Hi what are your rates? "
"Hi are you available? "
"Hi where are you located? "
"Hi do you offer half hours and if so what are your rates? "
"Hi I saw you on *website*, can you come to *this town that you're touring this day* but I want to see you a few days after"
"Hi I saw you online and have been dying to see you but I see your rates have changed and that's a deal breaker, if you see me at your old rate I'd become a regular" (This one's happened more than once)
So if you message me with those lines, no response = fuck you.
Posted By: russbbj
But to play Devils Advocate and give providers some perspective of why some guys may act like that, is that some providers participate in upselling. I understand that the vast majority of those that do upsell are low quality providers, and now that I am a veteran I don't deal with that kind of provider,. But at one time when I was a rookie I did. As frustrating as it seems it is for providers to have to deal with these guys that do this, it's similarly as frustrating for a hobbyist to deal with an upseller. This is especially true with one that is no where near the caliber of the high quality providers in here and yet they are asking to upsell to as much or more than high quality providers. I don't mean to defend these guys, just give you a perspective. If I meet with a lady now, and she attempts to upsell me, we are done.
Posted By: missariarocchi
You're going to have a bad time - or no response.
Ladies. Chime in, what are your initial contact no-nos?
Another one is trying to book an 11pm date (no late nights here) at 9:45.
Ha. Good luck.
maybe for about 10 minutes I might feel like getting upset about them asking for my information which is on the website.
then I may be in a super good mood and not care about what we're talking about.
I just go where the mood moves me or how I feel the rules should be at that exact moment in time what is happening
nothing is constant with me the only thing that is constant is change
however whatever stage I'm going through right now it is very fluid and I'm not following any structure or rules
I am encouraging people to correspond with me after the initial reservation form by phone,
for example this week I had two guys with the same first name and the same first 4 digits of the phone number trying to book appointments with me
and then sometimes when I'm reading my emails there will be a new one on page 2 and I will not scroll back to the page 2 and I will miss just one new email from someone may be two,
never the last if I have a quick conversation with someone I can really remember who they are and what's going on a lot better than doing everything by reading emails and reading PM's
lately I've been just pretty laxidayzikull about responding to people's questions that don't seem to make sense because they are easily found if they just use their time a little bit.
like just the other day I had a guy contact me and tell me that he can't find me on here so I had to give him my ter idk but yet he had just sent me a PM to tell me he cannot find me.
so I just gave him my ter id: instead of saying anything about how silly the question was
and people do ask my rate over the phone and I've been telling them lately but again whatever is going on in my life whether I'm deciding to be a tight ass or not give a f*** things will probably be different by next week I am sure
for me I am on predictable it depends on what my mood is if I am annoyed I will be mean about every little thing they do if I'm in a good mood I don't care what they're asking me and I will have patience with everyone
I don't ever try to act like I'm in a good mood when I am frustrated and I don't ever try to be polite when I am having a hard time with them asking me questions that can be found on the website
but if I happen to be bored and have a lot of free time and just feel like I'm not concerned about that yeah I'll tell them the rate when they call
at this exact time I'm going through one of my very lackadaisical phases where I'm just not stressing over anything about my business
and surprisingly everything's going so much better because I'm not stressed and I'm just wicked like laid back about everything
